Twas the night before Christmas

[JBG]

And all through the house
Not a v-driver was stirring
Not even the mouth

When all off a sudden
A god awful noise
It was Maximus falling through the ceiling
He was watching little boys.

The races were set
We could have a stunner
One things for sure
It wont be Cole Runner

There was hype in the forums
And one giant bet
Lot lizard had gone fishing
And caught a QuickJet

The posse is out for him
They are sick of his noise
He done kissed the baby
Cuz these are the Redwood City Boys.

The Liz may be old
He's probably a baldy
But is he as old and
as Ray Capaldi?

I think I heard WFO
testing this weekend
If he takes out the lizard
He'll gain tons of new friends.

So I end this right hear
It want to thank RD for this site
A Merry Christmas to all
And to all a Go F yourselves and I hope you get coal and burnt pistons and flakey valves and bent push rods in your stockings you bunch of bozos:lmao:lmao:lmao

Tony

[rocket98]

I wish I lived in Nor. Cal all the good shot is up there....Take pic's...God speed

[BIGCHRIS]

And all through the house
Not a v-driver was stirring
Not even the mouth

When all off a sudden
A god awful noise
It was Maximus falling through the ceiling
He was watching little boys.

The races were set
We could have a stunner
One things for sure
It wont be Cole Runner

There was hype in the forums
And one giant bet
Lot lizard had gone fishing
And caught a QuickJet

The posse is out for him
They are sick of his noise
He done kissed the baby
Cuz these are the Redwood City Boys.

The Liz may be old
He's probably a baldy
But is he as old and
as Ray Capaldi?

I think I heard WFO
testing this weekend
If he takes out the lizard
He'll gain tons of new friends.

So I end this right hear
It want to thank RD for this site
A Merry Christmas to all
And to all a Go F yourselves and I hope you get coal and burnt pistons and flakey valves and bent push rods in your stockings you bunch of bozos:lmao:lmao:lmao

Tony

I see you still have the touch Tony Merry x mas

[FLATS ONLY]

:DAnd all through the house
Not a v-driver was stirring
Not even the mouth

When all off a sudden
A god awful noise
It was Maximus falling through the ceiling
He was watching little boys.

The races were set
We could have a stunner
One things for sure
It wont be Cole Runner

There was hype in the forums
And one giant bet
Lot lizard had gone fishing
And caught a QuickJet

The posse is out for him
They are sick of his noise
He done kissed the baby
Cuz these are the Redwood City Boys.

The Liz may be old
He's probably a baldy
But is he as old and
as Ray Capaldi?

I think I heard WFO
testing this weekend
If he takes out the lizard
He'll gain tons of new friends.

So I end this right hear
It want to thank RD for this site
A Merry Christmas to all
And to all a Go F yourselves and I hope you get coal and burnt pistons and flakey valves and bent push rods in your stockings you bunch of bozos:lmao:lmao:lmao

Tony

[Photo Chick]

And here I thought all you could do was drive.....very clever Tony, although, I bet Carrie probably did most of the creating part!! :D

[JBG]

And here I thought all you could do was drive.....very clever Tony, although, I bet Carrie probably did most of the creating part!! :D

we all open our gifts
and hope for boat parts
Flyte Risk only begs Santa
That on NYD his boat starts

The drama on Hotboat
has made us all sick
lucky for us
there are naked pics of photo chick

I could be a big hero
and send everyone the link
but she would hit me with everything
including the kitchen sink

Bilge Idiot has continued
to make us all smile
Will WFOs boat
make it the 1/4 mile

This Christmas isnt the same
Without Santa Claus Lou
If Quickjet flakes out of NYD
He is gonna be in deep doo doo

So today is the day
Our waists wont be shrinking
Im gonna stuff my face with food
and act like I love the cheesy shirt I got what the hell were they thinking

This is the end of my poem
About ol saint Nick
Im sure im gonna catch grief
from the evil Photo chick

She'll curse up a storm
And threaten me with doom
While she flies through the sky
on her new Christmas broom.

[Nailhead]

Very nice Tony. I love it when coffee comes out my nose in the morning

[JBG]

Merry Christmas Nailhead!!:beer

[Nailhead]

Merry Christmas to you JBG:beer

[Photo Chick]

Lovely Tony!!! I'm quite sure there are no nudie pics of me ever made so you have failed at pissing me off.....hahaha!

As for the broom.....thanks for letting me borrow it...you can have it back now....I'm sure you're ass has been missing it....:lmao

Merry Christmas Guru!! ;)

[JBG]

Lovely Tony!!! I'm quite sure there are no nudie pics of me ever made so you have failed at pissing me off.....hahaha!

As for the broom.....thanks for letting me borrow it...you can have it back now....I'm sure you're ass has been missing it....:lmao

Merry Christmas Guru!! ;)

Ok Photo Chickie,

You are mocking my creativity and you come back with this?

This is borderline "I know you are but what am I?" material

:D:D

Merry Christmas to the Funk Family! Funk all of you!!

[Quickjet]

This Christmas isnt the same
Without Santa Claus Lou
If Quickjet flakes out of NYD
He is gonna be in deep doo doo
.
I will be there to :monkeypee all over everyone with my deep 7 sec boat.

[JBG]

Just come out and have some fun!!

Merry Christmas!:)

[Photo Chick]

Ok Photo Chickie,

You are mocking my creativity and you come back with this?

This is borderline "I know you are but what am I?" material

:D:D

Merry Christmas to the Funk Family! Funk all of you!!

Was not mocking your creativity, just giving credit to Carrie!! :D

The Funk clan wishes you and yours a Merry Christmas!!

[JBG]

Was not mocking your creativity, just giving credit to Carrie!! :D

The Funk clan wishes you and yours a Merry Christmas!!

The Funk KLAN!!! thats funny!

[1bdhondo]

Hello and Merry Christmas to you all !!! Everyone have fun and be safe(no dui's). Tony, I must say I didn't think you were the kind of guy thaty likes
poetry????;)

[Quickjet]

Just come out and have some fun!!

Merry Christmas!:)
If it rains then I'll be there without the boat.
I'll be wearing these shoes so I should be pretty easy to pick out of a crowd.
:lmao

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/143/388305381_0e919edf37.jpg?v=0

[Sangster]

There's jest NO F'in escape..........:smackhead:smackhead:smackhead

ps..Hey QJ, My buddy Paul has those same shoes...Jest so no one gets confused...........:D

[ABOUT TIME RACING]

There's jest NO F'in escape..........:smackhead:smackhead:smackhead

ps..Hey QJ, My buddy Paul has those same shoes...Jest so no one gets confused...........:D

NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU SANGSTER LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY HELP GETTING THAT ORANGE READY I OFF ALL WEEK :D

[Quickjet]

There's jest NO F'in escape..........:smackhead:smackhead:smackhead

ps..Hey QJ, My buddy Paul has those same shoes...Jest so no one gets confused...........:D
Yes, I hear that they are all the rage in the Nor Cal area. :D

[Boat211]

You sure seem to have alot of time on your hands.