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HOOLI
09-21-2007, 09:13 PM
I tried scratching em, tried some jergins..that just made a mess and wasted 4 minutes of my precious time. Gold bond worked fine for a few seconds then ... balls felt like that last 4 times I watched Amature home videos after cleaning some engine parts in the varsol tub.

The women on here are lucky they don't have to ever worry about itchy balls! :mad:

Well back to scratching:smackhead

MissB
09-21-2007, 09:54 PM
If only you were a dog and could lick them.........

HOOLI
09-21-2007, 10:03 PM
If only you were a dog and could lick them.........

If I were a dog I would'nt have any balls ...they would have been licked off long ago! :D

Mrs.Racer277
09-22-2007, 04:02 PM
itchy and orange??????????????????????:o

Angry Inch
09-24-2007, 01:20 PM
Pinch and Roll.

Nord
09-24-2007, 01:25 PM
Pinch and Roll.

You have it too??

Wheeler
01-04-2012, 03:57 PM
I tried scratching em, tried some jergins..that just made a mess and wasted 4 minutes of my precious time. Gold bond worked fine for a few seconds then ... balls felt like that last 4 times I watched Amature home videos after cleaning some engine parts in the varsol tub.

The women on here are lucky they don't have to ever worry about itchy balls! :mad:

Well back to scratching:smackhead



Have you tried a pair of Uggs? they are very comfortable. :moon:

throttle
01-04-2012, 04:02 PM
great balls of fire...

try a glass of jack daniels amd a splash of coke:party:

BACK2BIGRIVER
01-04-2012, 04:04 PM
Ritchey Rich to the white phone

hulihan
01-04-2012, 04:06 PM
Tenactin :):smackbum::champagne::outtahere:

N of the rvr
01-04-2012, 04:07 PM
does'nt that splash of coke make em kind of sticky

NiceGuyEddie
01-04-2012, 04:16 PM
try to to shave off your ball hairs.

boatnam2
01-04-2012, 04:22 PM
Don't get that shit on your taint you will really be on fire!

Wheeler
01-04-2012, 05:02 PM
Don't get that shit on your taint you will really be on fire!

When did Hooli get a taint? :eek:

OCMerrill
01-04-2012, 05:05 PM
Have you tried a pair of Uggs? they are very comfortable. :moon:


LMAO Wheeler.

I used this very refrence in a thread a couple weeks ago. :thumbsup:thumbsup

Hooli bought a Jet boat and ruined his life. :D

OCMerrill
01-04-2012, 05:06 PM
try a glass of jack daniels amd a splash of coke:party:

Cam's fix all. :D

pumpndump
01-04-2012, 05:10 PM
After sun aloe vera gel, I use it on my boys every morning:D, save the jerkins for jerkin.

Mandelon
01-04-2012, 05:15 PM
Make sure they are well rinsed after showers.....soap scum = itchy balls too!

Jock Itch? Or do you have to be a jock to get that? :skull

AZJD
01-04-2012, 05:32 PM
Try cleaning them..... Then repeat process daily.


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throttle
01-04-2012, 07:53 PM
Cam's fix all. :D

tastes good when it hits your lips:D

spectra3279
01-04-2012, 08:07 PM
Try some bengay. They will quit itching.

Sent from my P.O.S. DROID DAMMIT Spectra3279

rivermobster
01-04-2012, 08:51 PM
Holy thread revival!!! :D

OCMerrill
01-04-2012, 10:38 PM
Holy thread revival!!! :D

Hooli, in the Hotboat days, owned Brown ass. :D

He later sold Browns ass to JBB and bought a 100 mph metal jetbote with a roll bar and proceeded to scare the shit out of himself.

Hasn't been seen here is a while because Brown holds a grudge and JBB wants his fucking money back.

Hooli's balls itch. I wonder if he fixed that?

Boozer
01-05-2012, 12:01 AM
Seriously?

For starters get your dick out of Lilo. I know all that Dear Asshole success went straight to your head and you've been moonlighting with Lilo and a bag of yayo. You're shit needs to be quarantined for a bit.

Once the Lilo subsides you need to soak those fuckers in a couple gallons of kerosene. Once the kerosene sets in you can drop your shit in some Hannah Montana if you get the Lilo shakes. Don't worry a little kerosene can kill anything Hannah Montana can drop on those nuts but stay off the Lilo shit.

In the mean time go bone the old lady, the emotional scars will last a little while but it will give you the time you need to be cured of your ballsack woes.

Phebus
01-05-2012, 04:27 AM
Hooli, in your case I'm pretty sure you are going to have to bring in a Micro-Ball-Ologist. :D

River Pirate
01-05-2012, 05:59 AM
www.freshballs.com