Yet another charmer from yahoo [Archive]

Miss Perfect

09-24-2007, 07:59 PM

So I was talking to a guy from yahoo personals. At first it was just the standard questions. Where do you live? Have any pets? What you do for a living? Then I get this one (no kidding, this is the 4th question he asked me)... Are you Bisexual?

Nice, and he wonders why he is single? At least make that like the 10th question or so, you know..warm me up a little. Geez.. :D

jordy

09-24-2007, 08:03 PM

Well, are you??? :beer:D

I like girls who like girls. :D

OnlyMoney

09-24-2007, 08:07 PM

At least you're off the hook earlier rather than later on this one.

No time lost. :)

Miss Perfect

09-24-2007, 08:10 PM

At least you're off the hook earlier rather than later on this one.

No time lost. :)

Yep! You are so right. :)

OnlyMoney

09-24-2007, 08:11 PM

Yep! You are so right. :)
So...onto the next!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :beer

jordy

09-24-2007, 08:16 PM

You need to take Star Wars out of your favorite movie section. :point

angiebaby

09-24-2007, 08:17 PM

I think you should do regular reports like TPC used to, back before he got all married and shit.

Miss Perfect

09-24-2007, 08:18 PM

You need to take Star Wars out of your favorite movie section. :point

:fsakes that guy drunk dialed me the other night. I had not heard from him in 6 months, them BAM...Star Wars Geek!

jordy

09-24-2007, 08:20 PM

:fsakes that guy drunk dialed me the other night. I had not heard from him in 6 months, them BAM...Star Wars Geek!

You loved it!!! Probably even played with his lightsaber... :point:lamo

Nord

09-24-2007, 08:50 PM

Why would you place a singles add on the intraweb??

Miss Perfect

09-24-2007, 09:52 PM

Why would you place a singles add on the intraweb??

Why not?

Nord

09-24-2007, 09:58 PM

I don't have an answer for that, but I am single now, and I haven't.

Miss Perfect

09-24-2007, 10:10 PM

I don't have an answer for that, but I am single now, and I haven't.

I am not really into the whole singles bar scene and I think it's easier to weed out the freaks if I chat with them online for a minute. I have been single for a while now and not sure that I am looking for anything with anybody. But I still like to go out and have fun. It keeps my life interesting to meet new people. :beer

DeltaSigBoater

09-24-2007, 10:12 PM

Why would you place a singles add on the intraweb??
Why not?
I don't have an answer for that, but I am single now, and I haven't.

I always get a good :lamo out of personal adds that people post!

DeltaSigBoater

09-24-2007, 10:15 PM

I am not really into the whole singles bar scene and I think it's easier to weed out the freaks if I chat with them online for a minute. I have been single for a while now and not sure that I am looking for anything with anybody. But I still like to go out and have fun. It keeps my life interesting to meet new people. :beer

Singles bars are good for a one nighter :beer

JBB

09-25-2007, 04:52 AM

Well, are you??? :beer:D

I like girls who like girls. :D

I couldn't help but notice.......this question was never answered....:hmm

jordy

09-25-2007, 05:28 AM

I couldn't help but notice.......this question was never answered....:hmm

25 point infraction? :point

JBB

09-25-2007, 05:32 AM

25 point infraction? :point

I would think...some action ....has to be taken....;)

jordy

09-25-2007, 05:34 AM

I would think...some action ....has to be taken....;)

I think this calls for something a little more severe than the double secret probation that MP has already been on. :skull

JBB

09-25-2007, 05:40 AM

I think this calls for something a little more severe than the double secret probation that MP has already been on. :skull

Well, she should have just answered the question...this will have to go before the review board...in the secret section...:(

BarryMac

09-25-2007, 08:10 AM

I couldn't help but notice.......this question was never answered....:hmm

Yeah, are you into some G on G??? :skull

OnlyMoney

09-25-2007, 08:16 AM

She does have a quite interesting shirt that I'm still trying to buy from her. Maybe she'll share with you what it says. :D

Tamalewagon

09-25-2007, 08:43 AM

I have the undisputable (video...mostly sound) proof that she is hetero. Our story begins in Parker, AZ two years ago in a galaxy far far away, late at night.

yopengo

09-25-2007, 08:48 AM

I have the undisputable (video...mostly sound) proof that she is hetero. Our story begins in Parker, AZ two years ago in a galaxy far far away, late at night.

Care to share? :rolleyes:

yopengo

09-25-2007, 08:49 AM

Well, she should have just answered the question...this will have to go before the review board...in the secret section...:(

Can I volunteer for the review board? ;)

Tamalewagon

09-25-2007, 08:52 AM

Care to share? :rolleyes:

Share? No...Blackmail? Yes...:D

TPC

09-25-2007, 08:56 AM

Miss Perfect

09-25-2007, 09:01 AM

I have the undisputable (video...mostly sound) proof that she is hetero. Our story begins in Parker, AZ two years ago in a galaxy far far away, late at night.

Ohhhh geez. :fsakes

yopengo

09-25-2007, 09:01 AM

Miss Perfect, what would you say is the the percentage of date-able people on Yahoo?
I found it to be one of the better personals sites.

I'd wager about 5% on Yahoo are date-able,, Match.com maybe 1% or less are.
I think Ratso gives it even less odds. Way less.
It ain't easy.

Consider cut, copy-ing and pasting some of the dopes letters to you. Just omit the last names.

Shit, I am glad I am not single. My last date was 21 years ago. :D We met in college at a party. I would have no idea how to date on the net. It must be very difficult. :eek:

Miss Perfect

09-25-2007, 09:02 AM

She does have a quite interesting shirt that I'm still trying to buy from her. Maybe she'll share with you what it says. :D

My girlfriends and I made quite the spectacal of ourselves that night with those shirts. :D

Miss Perfect

09-25-2007, 09:05 AM

Miss Perfect, what would you say is the the percentage of date-able people on Yahoo?
I found it to be one of the better personals sites.

I'd wager about 5% on Yahoo are date-able,, Match.com maybe 1% or less are.
I think Ratso gives it even less odds. Way less.
It ain't easy.

Consider cut, copy-ing and pasting some of the dopes letters to you. Just omit the last names.

Honestly, they all suck. Match was about worthless. I cancelled my subscription there maybe 6 months ago and I had not been on one since, but then my girlfriend convinced me to join up at yahoo.

Actually one of my best friends met her boyfriend on eharmony. They are now engaged and getting married in December.

Tamalewagon

09-25-2007, 09:06 AM

Ohhhh geez. :fsakes

I take money orders, certified checks and cash. No personal checks please. :D

DeltaSigBoater

09-25-2007, 09:09 AM

Actually one of my best friends met her boyfriend on eharmony. They are now engaged and getting married in December.

So eHarmony really does work :hmm

TPC

09-25-2007, 09:11 AM

Shit, I am glad I am not single. My last date was 21 years ago. :D We met in college at a party. I would have no idea how to date on the net. It must be very difficult. :eek:

All I asked for in my match was for the responders weight to be roughly in porportion to her height, no hidden lovers, and she be pullin' a paycheck that she can at the least support herself with.

That was asking way too much.

Ratso suggested dumbing down my profile and he was right, it helped.
You can over-qualify yourself and run girls off.

To even find a chix that would go boating was near impossible.

BarryMac

01-28-2010, 09:21 AM

So Angi, how was the second date? Did he bring his girlfriend??? :D

Miss Perfect

01-28-2010, 10:27 AM

Geeez... where did you dig this one up?!?!? No more internet dating for me.. I found a nice one about 8 months ago (that I didn't meet online, thank you very much!). He's a keeper. :)

BarryMac

01-28-2010, 11:12 AM

Geeez... where did you dig this one up?!?!? No more internet dating for me.. I found a nice one about 8 months ago (that I didn't meet online, thank you very much!). He's a keeper. :)

Congrat's Angi, you had to go thru some lemons as I recall. Glad that you found a good dude. Let's meet at Wine Steals one night to celebrate happiness... :)

Tamalewagon

01-28-2010, 11:53 AM

Geeez... where did you dig this one up?!?!? No more internet dating for me.. I found a nice one about 8 months ago (that I didn't meet online, thank you very much!). He's a keeper. :)

Is he blow up? Or animatronic? :D