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River
10-15-2007, 08:25 PM
Have you seen this? :D:D:D

Guts and Balls - The Medical Distinction



We've all heard about people having guts or balls.

But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep

you informed, the definition for each is listed below..



Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with

the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to

ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"



Balls - is coming home late after a night out with

the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,

slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're

next."



I hope this clears up any confusion on the

definitions.



Medically speaking, there is no difference in the

outcome since both ultimately result in death.