The Lizzard vs the Mouth(1badasshondo) [Archive]

Lot Lizard

12-20-2007, 07:52 AM

Please step up and place wagers here in this thread. Mouth Wide Open has 1k on himself naturally, I have approx 7425k on the "LIZ", and yes I will be arriving either Monday or Tuesday to collect my monies. And of course weather will play a role on my decision to make the long drive.

Hey mouth, to clarify, the rules are as follows:

~FLAT vs FLAT
~The Lizard vs the Mouth doing the driving ONLY
~No Alocohol will be permited, for safety factors as well as your mouth factor
~Best out of 3 runs (that way people can laugh at your azz doinkn that thing down the lake 3 different times)
~No body guards (sorry Cole Runner)
~Loser (mouth) must hang out for atleast 90 mins after defeat
~No throwing rocks, swearing, or cussing your tuner/builder out in public

If there anything else that ya'll think I missed, please feel free to contribute.

LL

poncho

12-20-2007, 10:14 AM

sweet,i was mourning the loss of this thread,i really hope you guys are just messin with each other and no one really gets their feelings hurt,i am out of the country for a while and cant wait to see the outcome,hoping everyone sits down for a beer and a laugh regardless,thanks for a ass kickin thread

77charger

12-20-2007, 12:41 PM

must wash and wax the winners boat too.

LandSpeedRacer

12-20-2007, 01:05 PM

Mr. Lizard,

Just out of complete curiousity have you ever driven a turbocharged boat:hmm

Thanks

LSR

BUSBY

12-20-2007, 01:45 PM

if mr lizzard is who is in his avatar ... it's Ray Capaldi:

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x306/busby061/capaldi.jpg?t=1198187238

redwoodrider583

12-20-2007, 02:53 PM

Fiat48

12-20-2007, 04:17 PM

You should clearify standing start or rolling start.

lefty

12-20-2007, 04:57 PM

Does mouth even know you are over here LL?

Quickjet

12-20-2007, 05:40 PM

Is anyone gonna film this shiat??:hmm

steveo143

12-20-2007, 07:01 PM

Is anyone gonna film this shiat??:hmm

I will if I can remember how to work my camera. Been out of work for two months due to the Writer's Strike.

:beer :fsakes

Whitie

12-20-2007, 07:04 PM

if mr lizzard is who is in his avatar ... it's Ray Capaldi:

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x306/busby061/capaldi.jpg?t=1198187238

Now that is a pretty safe assumption that this is Ray Capaldi in this pic

steveo143

12-20-2007, 07:08 PM

Does mouth even know you are over here LL?

Yeah, mouth is 1bdhondo over here.

:beer

Morg

12-20-2007, 07:36 PM

Hmmm...

http://s255.photobucket.com/albums/hh149/K-Morg/?action=view&current=FlatraceNJBA.flv

Sangersam

12-21-2007, 08:54 AM

I'll film, but I have no idea on how to put it on the 'puter:D

76SCHIADA

12-21-2007, 11:59 AM

Hey 1bdhondo you put that motor in yet:hmm

1bdhondo

12-21-2007, 02:40 PM

Hey 1bdhondo you put that motor in yet:hmm

Thanks for letting the cat out of the bag:swear

There is a lot of little shit to try to finish with very little time???

I think I will have it done though.;)

Lot Lizard

12-21-2007, 03:55 PM

Thanks for letting the cat out of the bag:swear

There is a lot of little shit to try to finish with very little time???

I think I will have it done though.;)

That is some funny stuff right thar. You must first walk beofre you can run son. And you are still in diapers pooping them ofcourse. Put that mill in the boat and lets get busy. This oldtimer is gonna take you to school peewee.

1bdhondo

12-21-2007, 05:34 PM

That is some funny stuff right thar. You must first walk beofre you can run son. And you are still in diapers pooping them ofcourse. Put that mill in the boat and lets get busy. This oldtimer is gonna take you to school peewee.

I'll tell you for calling me mouth? you sure have a big one:D

You better tune your shit because from what I have heard your shit only runs about 50% of the time???:lmao:lmao

Your the one who should be ready, in case you didn't realize it yet I have not agreed to any of your rules. :hmm So Im going to run what ever the fuc- I feel like.

Lot Lizard

12-21-2007, 06:10 PM

like I said you are gutless and wont show with a boat.

1bdhondo

12-21-2007, 06:51 PM

like I said you are gutless and wont show with a boat.

Your public profile says Interest is kickin my ass ,I hope your talking about boats??? If not I will tell you that you have a much better chance of winning a race than kickin my ass old man. Your boat does look good in the video that morg posted if you ray are LL, and I don't think you are.

Roman 1

12-21-2007, 11:14 PM

Your public profile says Interest is kickin my ass ,I hope your talking about boats??? If not I will tell you that you have a much better chance of winning a race than kickin my ass old man. Your boat does look good in the video that morg posted if you ray are LL, and I don't think you are.

That's some funny shit rot thair... c'mon. :D

steveo143

12-22-2007, 06:33 AM

Father's Day 2007 CFW. Well if Mouth wants to bring a hydro instead of his flat I'm sure this hydro will be available. As we can see, you fit.

:monkeypee :monkeypee :monkeypee

LandSpeedRacer

12-22-2007, 08:09 AM

I recognize that hydro . . . . . :hmm :eek:

Nice Steve:beer

steveo143

12-22-2007, 09:02 AM

Took me about 2 hours to figure out a workaround to post pictures. I upload out of IPhoto to my desktop and the showup as jpeg and open fine. Trying to upload here they show up as invalid file. So, now I upload to desktop convert to gif. and they upload okay. Same deal on perf.boats.com.
Oh well. And I thought macs were easier.

:hmm :beer :smackhead

LandSpeedRacer

12-22-2007, 09:13 AM

1938

That was a hellova day eh Ray?:D:beer:D

Whip

12-22-2007, 10:16 AM

Hey LSR, hoping to see you Sundat at Bandits? Lake has come up another 6 feet. Later, Ray

LandSpeedRacer

12-22-2007, 10:26 AM

Hey Whip,:beer

Merry Christmas brother, yes I'll be over there, are you guys working on the hydro? Is Frankie the supervisor???????:smackhead:D

See you over there - yes I'm going to check out CFW for myself when I'm there, see how "low" it is:hmm

Scott

Lot Lizard

12-22-2007, 03:59 PM

Hey i'm still trying to figure out if we're racing or just gonna continue to talk about how fast we think we are?

LL

LandSpeedRacer

12-22-2007, 04:53 PM

Mr. Lizard, no comment about the photos????:hmm

So IF you are Ray Capaldi . . . . . what are you doing sitting in the Red Baron and Shiver Shot (you know, the one you called Shiversh-t in the other thread)??????:hmm

If you are Mr. Capaldi, then I have a question for you:

How did you get in and out of Shiver Shot?:hmm:hmm:hmm

Answer that one . . . . . good luck if you are not Ray

JBG

12-22-2007, 10:15 PM

I cannot believe this is still going! I only hope the mighty "Liz" shows up. I have my ideas as to who it is. :hmm

Lot Lizard

12-23-2007, 12:36 AM

Hey mouth, 9 days left do you have a driver yet? Is it safe to assume you wont be doing the driving?

LL:point

steveo143

12-23-2007, 08:58 AM

I cannot believe this is still going! I only hope the mighty "Liz" shows up. I have my ideas as to who it is. :hmm

Andy Herbert talked with Ray Capaldi yesterday and he swears he isn"t Lot Lizard. He will be @ CFW New Year's though. My best guess at this point goes to Tony Scarlata. The cone should be able to handle the mouth.

Happy New Year to all. :beer :lmao :smackhead :drnkfr :monkeypee

JBG

12-23-2007, 09:06 AM

Andy Herbert talked with Ray Capaldi yesterday and he swears he isn"t Lot Lizard. He will be @ CFW New Year's though. My best guess at this point goes to Tony Scarlata. The cone should be able to handle the mouth.

Happy New Year to all. :beer :lmao :smackhead :drnkfr :monkeypee

Now that there is some funny doodoo! I am always picked as the perp. The Cone won be doing any drag racing on NYD. It will howerever be running circles around the lake messing up the water for all the jetboat guys>:swear

Like I said in my other post. I have an idea of who lot Lizard is. Joe Shelfo can clear my name of being lot Lizard

steveo143

12-23-2007, 10:13 AM

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Like I said in my other post. I have an idea of who lot Lizard is. Joe Shelfo can clear my name of being lot Lizard[/QUOTE]

C'mon and share, my first guess was Ray Capaldi but he says he's computer illiterate.

:hmm :hmm :hmm

LandSpeedRacer

12-23-2007, 12:51 PM

If it was Capaldi, he could answer my simple question rather than avoid it.

Too bad who ever it is picked Ray, Ray is a good guy and didn't deserve it. At this point LL is just a phantom.

Whatever. You guys have a Merry Christmas:beer

Quickjet

12-23-2007, 02:55 PM

Looks like my predictions are comeing true. No matter what, we will never know who this Lot Lizzard character is. He will not introduce himself to anyone come NYD.

Lot Lizard

12-23-2007, 04:36 PM

Looks like my predictions are comeing true. No matter what, we will never know who this Lot Lizzard character is. He will not introduce himself to anyone come NYD.

Quicky, one thing you can bet on, if the wether holds true the Lizard will be in the house NYD at CFW. On another note from what I uderstand you will NOT be running your boat anyway. Rumor has it that you like to tow your boat all these miles, leave it on the trailer, and tell everybody that it runs in the 7's. Get real son. Dont be another Mouth, get the facts straight before you run your mouth.

LL

Quickjet

12-23-2007, 04:41 PM

Quicky, one thing you can bet on, if the wether holds true the Lizard will be in the house NYD at CFW. On another note from what I uderstand you will NOT be running your boat anyway. Rumor has it that you like to tow your boat all these miles, leave it on the trailer, and tell everybody that it runs in the 7's. Get real son. Dont be another Mouth, get the facts straight before you run your mouth.

LL

Oh, now my boat runs 7's huh? When did it slow down? :fsakes
Pahleeze, you are a fake a poser and a fraud...Those are the facts!!!

Quickjet

12-24-2007, 02:57 PM

Hey i'm still trying to figure out if we're racing or just gonna continue to talk about how fast we think we are?

LL
Hey Dipshit....looks like the REAl Ray capaldi showed up. Guess we won't be hearing anything from your pie hole for a while huh?

charitycase

12-24-2007, 03:16 PM

What time NewYearsDay IS the dick measuring contest?

Quickjet

12-24-2007, 03:24 PM

What time NewYearsDay IS the dick measuring contest?

ha ha ha...Mine is so big that I was just going to phone it in. :beer

capaldi292

12-24-2007, 03:26 PM

Quicky, one thing you can bet on, if the wether holds true the Lizard will be in the house NYD at CFW. On another note from what I uderstand you will NOT be running your boat anyway. Rumor has it that you like to tow your boat all these miles, leave it on the trailer, and tell everybody that it runs in the 7's. Get real son. Dont be another Mouth, get the facts straight before you run your mouth.

LL

i just wanted to thank you for shiting all over my name and making me look like a fucking ASSHOLE! i think its about time you take down those pics of my boat also....you disgraced those pics, myself, my boat, and the hot boat community! MARRY X-MAS:eek:

cole runner

12-24-2007, 05:16 PM

LL aint kicking no ones ass hes just peeing his pants

cole runner

12-24-2007, 05:17 PM

1bdhondo

12-24-2007, 05:20 PM

I know my boats running good colerunner;) I don't know about LL boat??

LL, my boat is on point so bring your shit:drnkfr

rocket98

12-24-2007, 07:10 PM

i just wanted to thank you for shiting all over my name and making me look like a fucking ASSHOLE! i think its about time you take down those pics of my boat also....you disgraced those pics, myself, my boat, and the hot boat community! MARRY X-MAS:eek:

Thanks for qualifying your stance. A lot of things have been said on your behalf. I met you as a young kid a long time ago. I'm glad LL is not you. Can I hear another challenge from you to back up your name. It won't take much..
Merry Christmas
Rick:point:point

Lot Lizard

12-25-2007, 12:51 PM

I know my boats running good colerunner;) I don't know about LL boat??

LL, my boat is on point so bring your shit:drnkfr

Hey mouth, I have a few isues that I need addresses beofre I confirm wheather or not I will be attending the "everybody goes 100 day at CFW".

Please define "on point". Who is going to be driving for you? Please clarify, are you bringing a hydro or a flat?

Merry X-mas

LL

1bdhondo

12-25-2007, 01:28 PM

Hey mouth, I have a few isues that I need addresses beofre I confirm wheather or not I will be attending the "everybody goes 100 day at CFW".

Please define "on point". Who is going to be driving for you? Please clarify, are you bringing a hydro or a flat?

Merry X-mas

LL

You just keep on wondering:lmao

Roaddogg 4040

12-25-2007, 03:59 PM

Sounds like the LL is thinking of backing out?????? Sure hope that I didn't drive over 600 miles one way for nothing...:D

Steve

Sangersam

12-25-2007, 05:26 PM

You won't be driving for nothing, you will have a good time:beer But don't drive to think you are going to watch L.L. against the RWC boys, there is no such thing as the Lot Loser:hotdevil

Roaddogg 4040

12-26-2007, 07:47 AM

You won't be driving for nothing, you will have a good time:beer But don't drive to think you are going to watch L.L. against the RWC boys, there is no such thing as the Lot Loser:hotdevil

Yeah, I didn't drive for nothing. I drove up to be with the grand kids for Christmas. Just hope LL shows up and that we see some good racing...

Steve

Instigator

12-26-2007, 09:52 AM

Is it possible that Lot Lizard and 1bdhondo are the same person with two screen names ? They both have the same post count and joined RDP the same day ? Just a thought. :hmm

JBG

12-26-2007, 10:01 AM

Yeah, I didn't drive for nothing. I drove up to be with the grand kids for Christmas. Just hope LL shows up and that we see some good racing...

Steve

Steve, how is the boat coming along?

Give me a call when you get a chance.

Tony

707 330-7374

Roaddogg 4040

12-26-2007, 02:37 PM

Steve, how is the boat coming along?

Give me a call when you get a chance.

Tony

707 330-7374

It's commmmmmmmming... Should be in the water by the end of Jan... Fingers crossed...:)

Steve

charitycase

12-27-2007, 02:38 PM

ha ha ha...Mine is so big that I was just going to phone it in. :beer

Looks like the weather is going to break on Monday.So it looks like you're driving.C-YA there.We will be up on Tues am.C-YA Casey

Roaddogg 4040

12-27-2007, 05:32 PM

That was really nice ART... You really suck for posting that crap on here...:swear

Steve

Quickjet

12-27-2007, 06:17 PM

Looks like the weather is going to break on Monday.So it looks like you're driving.C-YA there.We will be up on Tues am.C-YA Casey

I'll see you guys there!!:beer
Scott

TBI

12-27-2007, 06:50 PM

That was really nice ART... You really suck for posting that crap on here...:swear

SteveGone! :rules :beer

cole runner

12-30-2007, 04:49 PM

its time we fianally get to see if lizard is full of it see you all nyd:beer

Fiat48

12-30-2007, 07:30 PM

So..who said what and got banned?

Yeah...CFW I will be there NYD. Weather looks ok. A local may bring a little Cole to make some passes....if we don't have to go through snow to get there.

1bdhondo

12-30-2007, 09:16 PM

1bdhondo is locked and loaded heading out in the morning. If LL doesn't show the boat will most likely will stay on the trailer. See you all there.

sangermike

12-30-2007, 09:56 PM

1bdhondo is locked and loaded heading out in the morning. If LL doesn't show the boat will most likely will stay on the trailer. See you all there.

why not put it in the water anyways. its time the v-drives claim the water on NYD IN STEAD OF 500 JETS RUNNING UP AND DOWN THE LAKE WITH THERE JET-O-VATERS STUK ON FULL TILT LIKE A FIRE BOAT. :swear :fsakes

Sangersam

01-01-2008, 05:04 PM

There was a few of them today:swear

Roaddogg 4040

01-01-2008, 06:49 PM

why not put it in the water anyways. its time the v-drives claim the water on NYD IN STEAD OF 500 JETS RUNNING UP AND DOWN THE LAKE WITH THERE JET-O-VATERS STUK ON FULL TILT LIKE A FIRE BOAT. :swear :fsakes

You'r right there... Tony told me you were looking for me today but we missed each other. As far as the seats go, if I decide to get rid of them DickVan Beannan asked for them.. If that dosen't work out I willl give you a call...

Steve

sangermike

01-01-2008, 08:30 PM

hi steve, sorry we missed. i would love a chance at those seats. they are the ones that came out of my boat before i got it. when i talked to dave last week he told me that van beannan wanted them. i just would hate to see him put them in his boat and sell it off. :eek: hint.

RiverDave

01-02-2008, 01:37 PM

So..who said what and got banned?

Yeah...CFW I will be there NYD. Weather looks ok. A local may bring a little Cole to make some passes....if we don't have to go through snow to get there.

Art made a post that one of my guys... Well actually all of us couldn't make heads or tails of, except for the fact that it was pretty "rough" to say the least? So one of my guys banned him.

I dunno who the guy is, if it was some inside joke or something that we dunno about let me know and I'll fix it. If it was... atleast the way I read it to be as well, then it is what it is? Lemme know.

RD

SuperDave013

01-02-2008, 04:07 PM

Art made a post that one of my guys... Well actually all of us couldn't make heads or tails of, except for the fact that it was pretty "rough" to say the least? So one of my guys banned him.

I dunno who the guy is, if it was some inside joke or something that we dunno about let me know and I'll fix it. If it was... atleast the way I read it to be as well, then it is what it is? Lemme know.

RD

Dang, Art jumped the shark and I missed it. :swear