Crazy Vs. Hot....Wife Zone?

Science...
[video=youtube;qHQWlFtSptU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHQWlFtSptU[/video]

That's what you call the "VIN" zone

Awesome

Those who say "you CAN have it all" haven't had their car hood set on fire with nail polish remover.........

Hilarious

genius!:thumbsup

...Pretty sure I've been to the majority of those zones...???... ...Sure as fuck hope I've missed the unicorn zone ???...:yikes

Well I have been in all those zones and glad my girl fits right in wife zone. Now if she would jus say I do.

Where the hell was this when I was younger !

Priceless...
All I can say is I am beginning to think that they are all fucking crazy...

Women are all fucking crazy the challenge is finding the crazy that you can deal with

Willie B said:

...Pretty sure I've been to the majority of those zones...???... ...Sure as fuck hope I've missed the unicorn zone ???...:yikes

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I can live with the unicorn - you have to watch out for that last one!

They are all crazy but we all still keep going back for more..
Good luck finding one in the perfect Category.. Does she really Exist??

That is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

sirbob said:

I can live with the unicorn - you have to watch out for that last one!

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...Initially misread it... ...On the reread,...in my social past there was one who was perceived by many as possibly being in the unicorn catagory... ...I will never know for sure as I chickened out on going beyond the first date phase... ...Felt bad for her X boyfriend... ...6 months later I saw her picture on the front page of the Enquirer,...she had just married someone quite famous,...part of the Kennedy clan...

The only normal people you know are still strangers!!! We're all crazy....

God damn Deardon that is funny. Have you shared it with Melissa?????? Better tell her she is the unicorn before you do

That was fucking awesome and so true.

Holy smokes that was funny

Lol

B-RAD77 said:

God damn Deardon that is funny. Have you shared it with Melissa?????? Better tell her she is the unicorn before you do

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I emailed it to the fam....She responded with "LOL I am not a dude"....

Its so funny its been posted 3 times this week! C'mon guys................................

the 29th: http://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/showthread.php?118778-Hot-Crazy-Matrix
the 29th:http://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/showthread.php?118790-Hot-Crazy-Matrix-A-Man-s-Guide-to-Women

boat527 said:

Its so funny its been posted 3 times this week! C'mon guys................................

the 29th: http://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/showthread.php?118778-Hot-Crazy-Matrix
the 29th:http://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/showthread.php?118790-Hot-Crazy-Matrix-A-Man-s-Guide-to-Women

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Fuk you!

Sitting here thinking whether or not its even worth my time to respond,


oh what the hell...


Didn't mean to piss you off, just stating a FACT,

How does Dave say it? Be nice or leave

wow. Have a nice day

boat527 said:

Sitting here thinking whether or not its even worth my time to respond,


oh what the hell...


Didn't mean to piss you off, just stating a FACT,

How does Dave say it? Be nice or leave

wow. Have a nice day

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How can I be nice when I was getting all these likes and my self esteem was rising and you come and shit all over me...Now I have to update my facebook status to "sad and depressed" and hope I get a bunch of falsely concerned strangers to get me through the day.

JD Dearden said:

How can I be nice when I was getting all these likes and my self esteem was rising and you come and shit all over me...Now I have to update my facebook status to "sad and depressed" and hope I get a bunch of falsely concerned strangers to get me through the day.

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If your feeling bad about yourself, put on a low cut top, take a "selfie" and upload that to FB. The shallow ladies do it all the time for a quick and easy ego boost.

JD Dearden said:

How can I be nice when I was getting all these likes and my self esteem was rising and you come and shit all over me...Now I have to update my facebook status to "sad and depressed" and hope I get a bunch of falsely concerned strangers to get me through the day.

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And I thought you were going to call me out and kick my ass! I feel your pain, because I posted once and it wasn't 5 minutes after some member posted the same exact thing...


The video IS hilarious, and I was divorced for 10 years and his insights are SPOT ON.. Though I never dated a Tiffany...



Can I double like this post at the bottom?:thumbup:

Just got this from my brother.....I think this will be mandatory daily watching for my son till he's 18. Wish I saw it 13 years ago.

Do any of your guys realize Vin is a homo? Silly faggots, dicks are for chicks!!!

That vid was great!!! :thumbup::thumbup:

boat527 said:

And I thought you were going to call me out and kick my ass! I feel your pain, because I posted once and it wasn't 5 minutes after some member posted the same exact thing...


The video IS hilarious, and I was divorced for 10 years and his insights are SPOT ON.. Though I never dated a Tiffany...



Can I double like this post at the bottom?:thumbup:

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LOL....Nah I was just kidding...I usual search one or two words and if the thread doesn't pop up I post....

NiceGuyEddie said:

If your feeling bad about yourself, put on a low cut top, take a "selfie" and upload that to FB. The shallow ladies do it all the time for a quick and easy ego boost.

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Going straight for the sluts....

JD Dearden said:

Going straight for the sluts....

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We going to danger zone this one? I heard that this is Miss B.

So simple a caveman can understand it.

JD Dearden said:

I emailed it to the fam....She responded with "LOL I am not a dude"....

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Not any more...

Riverbound said:

Women are all fucking crazy the challenge is finding the crazy that you can deal with

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8+ Hot I think balances the crazy.

OCMerrill said:

8+ Hot I think balances the crazy.

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Idunno. I have dated some solid dimes in my day. And they were just too nutty. Not this day they are still single. Still hot as shit though.

grumpy88 said:

Where the hell was this when I was younger !

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This has always been around. It just took some 46 year old nerdy virgin guy to put it up on the white board to show us why he is the way that he is.

milkmoney said:

Well I have been in all those zones and glad my girl fits right in wife zone. Now if she would jus say I do.

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man milk,... congrats on the move out of town... you own a ranch, a m31 dcb, a 550 ford hauler. and have a smok'in hot chick,:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::champagne::champagne::champagne::champagne::champagne::champagne::bowdown:

2FORCEFULL said:

man milk,... congrats on the move out of town... you own a ranch, a m31 dcb, a 550 ford hauler. and have a smok'in hot chick,:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::champagne::champagne::champagne::champagne::champagne::champagne::bowdown:

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Ya thanks. Where is all of it at. ?

I am actually broke single and have lost it all and stuck out of town. Can I get a thread started to get milkmoney back

2FORCEFULL said:

man milk,... congrats on the move out of town... you own a ranch, a m31 dcb, a 550 ford hauler. and have a smok'in hot chick,:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::champagne::champagne::champagne::champagne::champagne::champagne::bowdown:

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Yeah, without a single fuckin' picture of any one of them.....

CampbellCarl said:

Yeah, without a single fuckin' picture of any one of them.....

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Read above assclown. And u think u would of seen the pics around rdp if you would pay attention. Carmel Carl

That video was great. Just one thing though. What happens if a chick has money? How does that fall into the whole mess?

djunkie said:

That video was great. Just one thing though. What happens if a chick has money? How does that fall into the whole mess?

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That's a Unicorn and you need to keep it locked up for science reasons :thumbsup

djunkie said:

That video was great. Just one thing though. What happens if a chick has money? How does that fall into the whole mess?

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It just adjust thier hotness level. Maybe a few points max.