Cops Sux!!!

So this morning heading to work at 6.45 am.....the 91 fwy is backing up.....so I hop off and take side streets for the remaining 3 miles. ......I'm heading down Mira Loma ave.....checking emails
, RDP and a few more websites on my phone....cruising along...no hurry. ... ALL OF SUDDEN...I SEE IN MY REAR VIEW MIRROR... F ing lights all over.
Cop on my ASS....I turned around twice to check him out and see how I can move to get out of his way....so I pull over to the curb.....his car is blocking two lanes...he jumps out of his car approaches the side of my truck with his hand on his JUNK!!!! I throw my hands so hard on my steering wheel that I broke my steering wheel.....i lower my window...my truck is still idling. ..he tells me to shut off my truck.... asked my license, reg. And insurance. I give him my license. ...while leaning over to get the other requested information for my glove box he says WHY I RAN A RED LIGHT? I said where????? I didn't remember any light and there are only a couple of them....I said I don't remember and if I did I FUCKED up. He said you said that I didn't. .. He then said...he was sitting at the light...the light turned green for the left turn and I drove right thru the red. .... I then said I fucked up them.... he said when he was sitting at the light...which I just ran...
The car next to him looked at him and WTF???... I reached again for my insurance and reg.... he said I don't need it....be more careful...that's how accidents happen... I THANKED HIM...he walked away...I thanked him again.... so now whose gonna pay for my broken steering wheel....

COPS SUX!!!!






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I'm sure if I wasn't checking out RDP...I might of seen the red light.....I still don't remember running the RED .....LOL

Go buy a lottery ticket

rmarion said:

I'm heading down Mira Loma ave.....checking emails, RDP and a few more websites on my phone....cruising along...no hurry. ... ALL OF SUDDEN...


COPS SUX!!!!

I'm sure if I wasn't checking out RDP...I might of seen the red light.....I still don't remember running the RED .....LOL

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OMG...Laugh My Feckin Arse Off....:lmao
Good story

You obviously need to sue the shit out of the manufacturer or the traffic light, and any of the city surveyors involved with it's placement. It's obvious to me if the light had never been built or put in place, you never would have broken your steering wheel.

t&y said:

You obviously need to sue the shit out of the manufacturer or the traffic light, and any of the city surveyors involved with it's placement. It's obvious to me if the light had never been built or put in place, you never would have broken your steering wheel.

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I WOULD SUE, IF I ONLY KNEW WHICH TRAFFIC LIGHT I RAN.....

Is it wrong that I kinda hoped you got fergusoned as I kept reading?

McRib said:

Is it wrong that I kinda hoped you got fergusoned as I kept reading?

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what was going thru my mind was THIS GUY IS NOT FUCKING AROUND!!!!:yikes

Thank God he didn't see an "RD SUX" sticker...he would of beat your ass!!

rmarion said:

So now whose gonna pay for my broken steering wheel....

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White People problems...

McRib said:

Is it wrong that I kinda hoped you got fergusoned as I kept reading?

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Actually he was "Fergusoned".
He was treated in a manner directly proportionate to his reaction in being contacted by the police.:cool

Lunatic Fringe said:

Actually he was "Fergusoned".
He was treated in a manner directly proportionate to his reaction in being contacted by the police.:cool

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Lol. Tu shay!

I can't believe you all missed it !!!! Its clearly not his fault for running the light and breaking the steering wheel !!!!

"I'm sure if I wasn't checking out RDP...I might of seen the red light"

I think RD should buy him lunch and a new steering wheel (since RD has the deep pockets around here) and if the law suit finds RD is insolvent then I guess we have to step up and all pitch in for the new wheel, cuz it aint his fault !!!!rolleyes:rolleyes

Son of A Bitch.. You are right. This is all Dave's Fault!!!

Being on rdp caused him to "might of" instead of "might have" seen the red light...lol[emoji1]

It balances out since I got ticketed by the CHP today for crossing the double white lines into the Express lanes on the 10 East.

Danger Dave said:

It balances out since I got ticketed by the CHP today for crossing the double white lines into the Express lanes on the 10 East.

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Did that too. Close to a $500 ticket

Not my fault. ..it's Bush's fault....btw.....I believe I'm about $500 ahead today....I wonder how it would of turned out of I told the suxy cop...that I'm on a plane tomorrow flying to pebble beach to play in a 2 man tournament. ....

Wish I had this cop when I got a ticket for doing 79 last week....

He was a real prick to me.

Hey, It's be nice to Cops month!!!!!!!!:skull

That's it!!!! I've got to go riot

*holsters ban hammer*..... Glad it ended well for you

That cop pissed me off. I wish you got a ticket for screwing around on you phone instead of paying attention to the road.

dribble said:

That cop pissed me off. I wish you got a ticket for screwing around on you phone instead of paying attention to the road.

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That's what I thought What a terrible cop for not enforcing the law LOL

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It balances out since I got ticketed by the CHP today for crossing the double white lines into the Express lanes on the 10 East.

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Gee, that's too bad. When people do that shit in front of me, and I'm on my Harley, they usually only loose a mirror.


Merry Christmas rmarion! Maybe ask Santa for a new steering wheel! :champagne: