Ruin a first date in four words

DaveC · May 25, 2016

I don't pull out

BUSTI · May 25, 2016

You like cream pies?

jeepdog · May 25, 2016

I know Frank Holbert

ClownRoyal · May 25, 2016

Sloppy Snatch You Have?

Wombat · May 25, 2016

Hillary Clinton for President.
and
Do you like cigars.

LHC Kirby · May 25, 2016

Oh dang, you're ugly!

riverroyal · May 25, 2016

I bought a pontoon

Chili Palmer · May 25, 2016

That's a huge bush!

ltbaney1 · May 25, 2016

hey what size bra

AZMIDLYF · May 25, 2016

How old are you

Instigator · May 25, 2016

Get me another beer!

DaytonaBabe · May 25, 2016

Pants off for daddy!

nowski · May 26, 2016

Are those things real? :boobeyes:

Stainless · May 26, 2016

Hotdog down a hallway

Chili Palmer · May 26, 2016

Your vagina is huge.
Your vagina is huge.

You didn't have to say it twice.

I didn't.

wsuwrhr · May 26, 2016

Chili Palmer said:
Your vagina is huge.
Your vagina is huge.

You didn't have to say it twice.

I didn't.

Windowframe. Damn that was scary.

Hammer · May 26, 2016

My name is Bildo....

nowski · May 26, 2016

You have Bad Breathe!!!

AZMIDLYF · May 26, 2016

Your place or mine

Monstrous · May 26, 2016

Your sister was better

cxr · May 26, 2016

MINIKAT has probably had to say this before:

IM NOT REALLY BLACK lol

nowski · May 26, 2016

My kids are home... :eek

Go-Fly · May 26, 2016

Your house for sale?

AZMIDLYF · May 26, 2016

My nickname is tripod

brgrcru · May 26, 2016

You like My DCB

bluebleeder · May 26, 2016

Hi, call me GRADS.

Rvrluvr · May 26, 2016

Squirtsfar said:
It's "Jett"....

I'm a spell Natzi:rolleyes

Bobby V · May 26, 2016

Rvrluvr said:
I'm a spell Natzi:rolleyes

I can't spell Nazi..:skull

rmarion · May 26, 2016

Do you wanna Fuk

Croz · May 26, 2016

What that smell like

Activated · May 26, 2016

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Rules have never really been my forte.

Chili Palmer · May 26, 2016

I like dick too.

TLAW719 · May 26, 2016

Can I go ATM

OCMerrill · May 26, 2016

I am Tom Brown

AZMIDLYF · May 26, 2016

Are you a virgin

Flying_Lavey · May 26, 2016

You Give Rusty Trombones?

max930 · May 26, 2016

Do you know who makes lists like this? A guy who has no clue how to get laid or keep a Women interested!

2Driver · May 27, 2016

I had a pedicure

Jed-O · May 27, 2016

My boat is broken...

RGH'sBaba · May 27, 2016

Were you born male?

FreeBird236 · May 27, 2016

Nice tooth you have.

triangleman · May 27, 2016

You're not that fat

Always Floored · May 27, 2016

Oops, think I sharted!

X-rated · May 27, 2016

max930 said:
Do you know who makes lists like this? A guy who has no clue how to get laid or keep a Women interested!

Da fuq is ur problem man? I have no idea who u are or why you posted this but make your own thread and GTF off of mine!!

76 Southwind · May 27, 2016

I like motor boating !!!:boobeyes:

Tpltrbl303 · May 27, 2016

Can you stop talking

Yellowboat · May 27, 2016

I'm voting for Hillary.

JayBreww · May 27, 2016

max930 said:
Do you know who makes lists like this? A guy who has no clue how to get laid or keep a Women interested!

Rules stated use four words...

BUSTI · May 27, 2016

max930 said:
Do you know who makes lists like this? A guy who has no clue how to get laid or keep a Women interested!

Stick to the rules!

termiteguy · May 27, 2016

X-rated said:
Da fuq is ur problem man? I have no idea who u are or why you posted this but make your own thread and GTF off of mine!!

This made me laugh out loud:skull

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