Tin roofs and Vajayjays

Good analogy

The one at my house tends to leak. :eek

Mandelon said:

The one at my house tends to leak. :eek

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:yikes

Mandelon said:

The one at my house tends to leak. :eek

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Have you tried a new caulk?

I haven't tried that, I keep using the same kind. It holds for a while... but then it leaks again. :grumble:

Mandelon said:

I haven't tried that, I keep using the same kind. It holds for a while... but then it leaks again. :grumble:

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Maybe try a thicker one, or one that takes longer to set?

Mandelon said:

I haven't tried that, I keep using the same kind. It holds for a while... but then it leaks again. :grumble:

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Would you mind posting said roof and what times the roof needs servicing?

I don't think the caulking is the problem, it is just that tin roof is getting old. Maybe I should just replace it with a new one?

Mandelon said:

I don't think the caulking is the problem, it is just that tin roof is getting old. Maybe I should just replace it with a new one?

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Hmm. Sounds like the caulking is the same vintage as the roof.

Roofs are pretty expensive.

I think we need to see some pictures of the old roof.....

Mandelon said:

I don't think the caulking is the problem, it is just that tin roof is getting old. Maybe I should just replace it with a new one?

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Talk about something going sideways....

That statement alone could cause some serious leaks,

Mandelon said:

I don't think the caulking is the problem, it is just that tin roof is getting old. Maybe I should just replace it with a new one?

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Not only are new roofs expensive but the disposal cost to get rid of the old one can be overwhelming, not to mention the fact that there is almost always some debris left over that needs to be dealt later.

Rajobigguy said:

Not only are new roofs expensive but the disposal cost to get rid of the old one can be overwhelming, not to mention the fact that there is almost always some debris left over that needs to be dealt later.

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Debris.

Noted.

I think if you get a new roof, it's gonna wind up at a different house.

Sometimes I admire my neighbors roof. But the I see the shit that ends up on top of it and I realize my roof is a good one to be under

Rajobigguy said:

Not only are new roofs expensive but the disposal cost to get rid of the old one can be overwhelming, not to mention the fact that there is almost always some debris left over that needs to be dealt later.

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Don't forget about the razor sharp edges that will slice you open and bleed you dry...

O-rings might help...

Never Covent another mans roof

Hugh Jascaulk probably doesn't have to worry about any of this.

Still laughing at this....

It occurred to me last night, that maybe I could just do a go-over. You know, putting a second roof right on top of the current roof.

That's gonna require a few extra rivets there Ricardo
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No joke though, I know a woman that has had vagina rejuvenation surgery:yikes

Ziggy said:

That's gonna require a few extra rivets there Ricardo
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No joke though, I know a woman that has had vagina rejuvenation surgery:yikes

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How did that work out for ya?

If you figure out that two roof option you let us know how you pulled that off.

If you add a second roof do you get to plug the chimney?

spectra3279 said:

How did that work out for ya?

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The rivets or rejuvenation? [emoji1]

Ziggy said:

The rivets or rejuvenation? [emoji1]

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Doc can you sew that thing almost closed!!! Hahaha

If you roll errr I mean turn the roof over isn't it new on the other side, when you screw it down it will be much tighter?

Ziggy said:

The rivets or rejuvenation? [emoji1]

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Yes

This thread is awesome. [emoji23][emoji23]

Andy01 said:

If you roll errr I mean turn the roof over isn't it new on the other side, when you screw it down it will be much tighter?

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I would only try that if your roof is totally wasted

Bigbore500r said:

I would only try that if your roof is totally wasted

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LOL!!!!


So your saying poor Whisky in the roof framing of the building so it accepts the re purposing of the other side?

Andy01 said:

LOL!!!!


So your saying poor Whisky in the roof framine of the building so it accepts the re purposing of the other side?

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Yes [emoji3]

You will know really quickly if the whiskey work or not:yikes

Andy01 said:

If you roll errr I mean turn the roof over isn't it new on the other side, when you screw it down it will be much tighter?

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We were talking about tin roofs originally. Are we now discussing asphalts??

who's fault?

Mandelon said:

who's fault?

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The asses fault? I think....

I missed this the first time around, some funny shit.:thumbsup

I've seen instances of people putting a coating of rubber between the moisture and the roof to keep the moisture out, but I don't know that that solution always works, and don't know if the roof likes it...

HydroSkreamin said:

I've seen instances of people putting a coating of rubber between the moisture and the roof to keep the moisture out, but I don't know that that solution always works, and don't know if the roof likes it...

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I'd recommend using the rubber sealant anytime your working with a dirty roof, or if your roof has been nailed too many times to count before you got it. When in doubt - use the rubber

the Handyman and his Can on the roof ?

Is his Boat faster than your's ?

He's probably using that old excuse; "I'm just keeping the gutters clean for ya".

I noticed that your patio roof looks a lot like the Handyman !

Bigbore500r said:

I'd recommend using the rubber sealant anytime your working with a dirty roof, or if your roof has been nailed too many times to count before you got it. When in doubt - use the rubber

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Yeah but what if you're in a really really big hurry, cuz there's a big storm coming and you just have to get that roof nailed down right now? And maybe you try to use your bucket of rubber sealant, but you can't find it or maybe it's dried up... Sometimes you just gotta go for it and hope you can get it done before the storm comes...