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    Letterman on Black Nascar drivers

    WELL KNOWN LIBERAL, DAVID LETTERMAN, MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR AND THE NAACP!!!!

    David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts!!!

    David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

    # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

    # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

    # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

    # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

    # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

    # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

    # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

    # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

    # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR....

    # 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.












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    Funny as hell, did he really do that list on the show?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TNTCAT View Post
    Funny as hell, did he really do that list on the show?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not So Fast View Post
    WELL KNOWN LIBERAL, DAVID LETTERMAN, MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR AND THE NAACP!!!!

    David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts!!!

    David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

    # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

    # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

    # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

    # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

    # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

    # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

    # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

    # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

    # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR....

    # 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.












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