Hello, RDP! We had a good time on the Las Vegas strip.

We went to the Mandalay Bay buffet and Ann discovered the free champagne.

Sick from over eating and half snapped, she switched her ovaries to dowsing mode and tracked down a massive chocolate fountain. She pulled material from that chocolate vendor like a black hole feeding on matter from a dying star.

It was a good Friday night on the strip. The young girls were out in full force. They went to their closets wanting to achieve the theme, `classy and worldly` and came out with, `hooker`. Ann kept saying, `How can these girls walk all night in those shoes`

Classic :thumbsup

Solid work Tom. :thumbsup

Did you whip it out and coat it up? I'm fairly certain that's legal in Vegas.

You need to get Ann the Hookers for Dummies book and point her to the section "Walking is not earning."

that's great nice to hear the dress code hasn't changed:skull

Tom Brown said:

Ann kept saying, `How can these girls walk all night in those shoes`

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It helps that later on they spend time with their feet elevated above their heads (or behind their ears)...

Or the straglers walk the strip barefoot!

OCMerrill said:

You need to get Ann the the Hookers for Dummies book and point her to the section "Walking is not earning."

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...:thumbup:

Tom Brown said:

It was a good Friday night on the strip. The young girls were out in full force. They went to their closets wanting to achieve the theme, `classy and worldly` and came out with, `hooker`. Ann kept saying, `How can these girls walk all night in those shoes`

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Tom, it is a well known fact in the US that there are two occasions where is it totally acceptable, and even encouraged, for a chick to dress like a slut, no matter her actual status in life: 1) Halloween; and 2) Vegas.









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I almost caught the elusive Tom Brown but was distracted at the Cosmopolitan last night...seriously distracted.



Besides being behind Brown probably isn't a good idea!

Ann rules. :thumbsup

DaytonaBabe said:

Tom, it is a well known fact in the US that there are two occasions where is it totally acceptable, and even encouraged, for a chick to dress like a slut, no matter her actual status in life: 1) Halloween; and 2) Vegas.

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Absolutely, as long as the vegas experience does not include the "walk of shame" the following morning.

Tom Brown said:

We went to the Mandalay Bay buffet and Ann discovered the free champagne.

Sick from over eating and half snapped, she switched her ovaries to dowsing mode and tracked down a massive chocolate fountain. She pulled material from that chocolate vendor like a black hole feeding on matter from a dying star.

It was a good Friday night on the strip. The young girls were out in full force. They went to their closets wanting to achieve the theme, `classy and worldly` and came out with, `hooker`. Ann kept saying, `How can these girls walk all night in those shoes`

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Very well put and pretty hilarious. Enjoyed your posts. Have a safe trip home.

530RL said:

Absolutely, as long as the vegas experience does not include the "walk of shame" the following morning.

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You mean the "Got Laid Parade?"

BoatCop said:

You mean the "Got Laid Parade?"

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If it consists of girls from about 7 until 9 AM that are walking down the strip barefoot and head held low, their club dress, now creased and wrinkled, their perfectly applied makeup, now smeared and spread, their hair once perfectly done, now disheveled and sometime smattered, and those previously mentioned slut shoes now being held over their shoulders by the tiny straps, all the while wandering aimlessly down the strip with squinty eyes attempting to remember what hotel could possibly hold all her friends, then yes, the "got laid parade".

When we go jogging by in the morning we always say "hey, how was it" with a grin on our face. The midwestern tourists always laugh.