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regor · Aug 15, 2014

Revenge of the nerds!

Women, I would be afraid, very afraid.

Lower/Middle Class should be afraid too. Might as well get laid while you have no job. :thumbup:

According to a new report that looks at how continuing improvements to artificial intelligence and robotics will impact society, "robotic sex partners will become commonplace" by 2025. A large portion of the report also focuses on how AI and robotics will impact both blue- and white-collar workers, with about 50% of the polled experts stating that robots will displace more human jobs than they create by 2025.

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/...-and-bored-thanks-to-robots-stealing-our-jobs

The robots are not up to par yet, but I guarantee they will be smoking by 2025. Hot Blondie isn't built yet boys.

This stuff is getting crazy.

Hullbilly · Aug 15, 2014

Enen · Aug 15, 2014

This is what happens when Nerds get out of control. Maybe bullying isn't such a bad thing after all.

koenig · Aug 15, 2014

Here for the next few months anyway, we are different then the states:

The following acts relating to prostitution are not against the law:

Being a prostitute (Sex Trade Worker)

It is not illegal to be a prostitute if you are over 18.

It is not illegal for an individual to work for an escort agency as long as they are licensed to do so by the city. Further, engaging in non-sexual services while working for the agency is not illegal. For example, an escort who merely accompanies a john, or client, to a social gathering is not doing anything illegal. However, if it is implied that a sex act is available but will cost the client extra and a discussion ensues about price for sexual services, and if the discussion occurs in a public place, then the john and the escort are committing an illegal act (i.e., communication for the purpose of prostitution -- s. 213). If, however, the discussion occurs in a private residence, no offence has been committed.

It is not illegal for an individual to work for a massage parlour as long as they are licensed to do so by the city. Further, engaging in non-sexual services while working for the parlour is not illegal. A masseuse who actually just gives massages is not doing anything illegal. Performing sexual services in a massage clinic may be illegal if the police can prove the clinic is a place which has as its purpose prostitution. If it is implied that a sex act is available but will cost the client extra and a discussion ensues about price for sexual services the masseuse and client are committing an illegal act (communication for the purpose of prostitution -- s. 213) unless the discussion occurs in a massage room. In that case, no illegal act has been committed.

My source is the Edmonton police. The point is here its legal to buy sex as long as its in private. Pick up a prostitute as long as you don't talk about money for sex in your car, you are not committing a crime. Discuss in your car you commit communication for the purpose of prostitution. In your house or hotel room its perfectly legal. Strip joints, massage parlors, etc. as long as its private its legal. So makes every escort agency, massage parlor and strip joint a place to get laid. Robots will never replace the real thing here!

Stainless · Aug 15, 2014

Does this mean I have a chance with Kaley Couco?

Man I can see hot celebrities making a killing licensing these as look a likes.

LuckyDaze · Aug 15, 2014

I KNEW IT! Damned robots will be replacing the hookers jobs next!!

So wheres the coke despenser?

Riverbound · Aug 15, 2014

Hammer can finally get laid.

AzGeo · Aug 15, 2014

Are you using Joan Rivers as an example ? (photo #2 above)

wsuwrhr · Aug 15, 2014

Yet another "blow" to marriage.

shintoooo · Aug 15, 2014

This explains where some of the "missing" members have been

TBI · Aug 15, 2014

Riverbound said:
Hammer can finally get laid.

Hammer · Aug 15, 2014

Riverbound said:
Hammer can finally get laid.

They are still 10-20 years out.....

regor · Aug 15, 2014

LuckyDaze said:
I KNEW IT! Damned robots will be replacing the hookers jobs next!!

So wheres the coke despenser?

You called it. Give the Tards some time on the coke dispenser!

regor · Aug 15, 2014

Hammer said:
They are still 10-20 years out.....

I've already told my wife her days are numbered!

If my sexbot cheats, I'm going to blow her head off.

Stainless · Aug 15, 2014

Would it be cheaper to rent than own?

regor · Aug 15, 2014

Stainless said:
Would it be cheaper to rent than own?

Definitely lease a NEW one! Oh the potential.

arty:

wsuwrhr · Aug 15, 2014

I imagine threesomes or gangbangs could become much easier to put together.

regor · Aug 15, 2014

wsuwrhr said:
I imagine threesomes or gangbangs could become much easier to put together.

Lets just say the quality of the whores will definitely improve.

shintoooo · Aug 15, 2014

This should definitely help lighten the mood of you grumpy fucks in the political section

regor · Aug 15, 2014

shintoooo said:
This should definitely help lighten the mood of you grumpy fucks in the political section

I'm going to get a Moochelle Obama bot and skull fuck her to death. You're right, I'm already feeling better!:thumbsup

wsuwrhr · Aug 15, 2014

regor said:
I'm going to get an Moochelle Obama bot and skull fuck her to death. You're right, I'm already feeling better!:thumbsup

Damn Regor, that is some pent up shit right there. Im dyin.

regor · Aug 15, 2014

wsuwrhr said:
Damn Regor, that is some pent up shit right there. Im dyin.

Hell, I might go homo and tear Obama's ass up for a night!:yikes

wsuwrhr · Aug 15, 2014

regor said:
Hell, I might go homo and tear Obama's ass up for a night!:yikes

I'm gonna piss my pants.

shintoooo · Aug 15, 2014

regor said:
Hell, I might go homo and tear Obama's ass up for a night!:yikes

Thanks for the new sig

regor · Aug 15, 2014

shintoooo said:
Thanks for the new sig

You're welcome, I couldn't help myself. I'm going to go take my lithium now.

Outdrive1 · Aug 15, 2014

wsuwrhr said:
I'm gonna piss my pants.

That's gay.

HavasuHank · Aug 15, 2014

Outdrive1 said:
That's gay.

About as gay as Teavana

Outdrive1 · Aug 15, 2014

HavasuHank said:
About as gay as Teavana

Looks like RDP has gone gay. [emoji107]

LuckyDaze · Aug 15, 2014

I wonder how the "lightly Used" market will look... It wouldn't be much different than real life right?

regor · Aug 15, 2014

LuckyDaze said:
I wonder how the "lightly Used" market will look... It wouldn't be much different than real life right?

I envision interchangeable "critical" parts for the used market, 3 to be exact!

wsuwrhr · Aug 15, 2014

Outdrive1 said:
That's gay.

It happens.

At least I never drove a prius

LuckyDaze · Aug 15, 2014

regor said:
I envision interchangeable "critical" parts for the used market, 3 to be exact!

That would be better than some chicks do! Some of em wont even let it air out a bit before finding their next beu. I betcha this will open up a whole market for mechanic work...

Wonder if you can hot rod one of those badboys...

you know, tuned pipe for his pleasure, high compression "o" rings to maximize your experience, a bigger "intake" so you can increase its input, double sized airbages for his protection... :boobeyes:

regor · Aug 15, 2014

LuckyDaze said:
That would be better than some chicks do! Some of em wont even let it air out a bit before finding their next beu. I betcha this will open up a whole market for mechanic work...

Wonder if you can hot rod one of those badboys...

you know, tuned pipe for his pleasure, high compression "o" rings to maximize your experience, a bigger "intake" so you can increase its input, double sized airbages for his protection... :boobeyes:

I'm sure you can.

This is going to be some crazy shit meng! Society is doomed.

LuckyDaze · Aug 15, 2014

regor said:
I'm sure you can.

This is going to be some crazy shit meng! Society is doomed.

Nah, the Govt's got our back. We'll be fine.

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