You might be a jetboater if...

GRADS2009 · May 18, 2011

Post your best "you might be a jetboater if..." quotes here.

You might be a jetboater if your lifejacket is your seat cushion.

You might be a jetboater if your fire estinguisher is to simply tip over.

Rivrat · May 18, 2011

Originally Posted by 460:
There are more and more jetboats running huge numbers there days. Matter of time before were pointing and laughing at vdrive guys

460 · May 18, 2011

Hey grads, how was the lake last week? I havent ask you as of late, how is that engine and drive combo working in the ultra?

BACK2BIGRIVER · May 18, 2011

You might be a Jet Boater if you have hot chicks with you.

GRADS2009 · May 18, 2011

You might be a jetboater if your previous boats are exposed when the water's low

RogerThat99 · May 18, 2011

460 said:
Hey grads, how was the lake last week? I havent ask you as of late, how is that engine and drive combo working in the ultra?

Grads, now 460's Avatar is really staring at you!!!

cave · May 18, 2011

here we go again. Another I got a bad ass broke boat talking shit.

Ill take a shot at this game.
You might be a jetboater if your on the lake :champagne:
You might be a jetboater if your on the river
You might be a jetboater if your hannging with fun people.

The beach this weekend :drunk

JBS · May 18, 2011

If you have fun in a boat with a motor

Not that towing around a hull is not a great time

Nordie · May 18, 2011

you might be a jet boater if you put your boat in the lake and actually leave the trailer! directed at grads, and likewise to v-drive guys!

Outdrive1 · May 18, 2011

You might be a jet boater if you can launch your boat with a Rhino.

Sent from the mother f____ing Droid.

ONE-A-DAY · May 18, 2011

You might be a jetboater if you get off racing Hobie Cats

Just Ducky · May 18, 2011

You can identify atr-2 cole, or sanger ,or biesmier or any other v-drive flatbottom but only from the back cuz that's the only parts of those boats you've ever seen,ha ha ha.

:thumbsup

cave · May 18, 2011

Just Ducky said:
You can identify atr-2 cole, or sanger ,or biesmier or any other v-drive flatbottom but only from the back cuz that's the only parts of those boats you've ever seen,ha ha ha.:thumbsup

Well yea cuz there backed up to the beach on trailers as we motor on by at full throttle, 35.625 miles per hour.

arty2::fingers:

Nordie · May 18, 2011

cave said:
Well yea cuz there backed up to the beach on trailers as we motor on by at full throttle, 35.625 miles per hour. QUOTE]

Way to give em ammo!
:grumble:

You might be a jet boater if you wanna kick cave in the balls! :skull:champagne:

djunkie · May 18, 2011

You might be a jetboater if you just got your ass handed by this beater.

Just Ducky · May 18, 2011

You might be a jet boater if your day consists of lapping the channel because it's too windy and rough to actually risk going out on the Big boy part of the lake.

arty2:

cave · May 18, 2011

Nordie said:
cave said:

Well yea cuz there backed up to the beach on trailers as we motor on by at full throttle, 35.625 miles per hour. QUOTE]

Way to give em ammo!
:grumble:

You might be a jet boater if you wanna kick cave in the balls! :skull:champagne:

Click to expand...

Gotta have Iron balls on RDP. I aint Skeered. I've been here reading all these guys for years talk smack. I understand the lack of "Time Spent on the Water" makes them hate.

Nordie, They don't need ammo. Just play along. Its the Internet

460 · May 18, 2011

Where you at grads. Not the lake in that kick ass boat of yours

Just Ducky · May 18, 2011

Dude your boat is very nice,most on here would love to own your "beater".I see you live in lomita too.22 Schiadas are the shit for cruisers.I have a 22 whaler v- drive that is probably the slowest Schiada around but when it's rough I pass a lot of other boats .

RitcheyRch · May 18, 2011

You might be a jetboater if you have a fascination with cows.

460 · May 18, 2011

you might be a jetboater if you have never admitted to wanting to suck a dick

cave · May 18, 2011

RitcheyRch said:
You might be a jetboater if you have a fascination with cows.

I'm a member of PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals.

Marko · May 18, 2011

You might be a jetboater if you've got a 650hp motor in an 18' boat but never gone more than 65 mph, but still got a noise ticket.

Nordie · May 18, 2011

you might be a jet boater if you dont have a boat payment or second mortgage

GRADS2009 · May 18, 2011

Marko said:
You might be a jetboater if you've got a 650hp motor in an 18' boat but never gone more than 65 mph, but still got a noise ticket.

Best one yet!

RitcheyRch · May 18, 2011

:blah::fingers:

460 said:
you might be a jetboater if you have never admitted to wanting to suck a dick

460 · May 18, 2011

You might be a jetboater of your day of boating consists of all day not just at sundown infront of foxes.

RACER J · May 18, 2011

Just Ducky said:
You can identify atr-2 cole, or sanger ,or biesmier or any other v-drive flatbottom but only from the back cuz that's the only parts of those boats you've ever seen,ha ha ha.:thumbsup

I could identify this Sanger from the back, as he was puting it back on the trailer :smackbum: LMAO

Marko · May 18, 2011

Whats wrong with that? Thats when all the fun happens! :champagne:

Marko · May 18, 2011

Typical jet boat crew.

cave · May 18, 2011

RACER J said:
I could identify this Sanger from the back, as he was puting it back on the trailer :smackbum: LMAO
http://youtu.be/D5F4HrTPHoM

Out Standing

:thumbsup

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sergeantmike · May 18, 2011

The jet boat, Enterprise.... going where no prop boat has gone before....

and coming back without a tow rope on the bow eye or another $600 prop trashed

I have never owned or sailed a Hobie Cat, I have normal sized genitals and yes, I have owned boats with props.... sold 'em.

:fingers:

Outdrive1 · May 18, 2011

Marko said:
Typical jet boat crew.

Wtf? Stalker.

Sent from the mother f____ing Droid.

GRADS2009 · May 18, 2011

You might be a jetboater if you turn on your GPS while towing the boat to prove to people the boat will do over 60 m.p.h.

djunkie · May 18, 2011

Jetboat. Shit that just sounds gay.

cave · May 18, 2011

Marko said:
You might be a jetboater if you've got a 650hp motor in an 18' boat but never gone more than 65 mph, but still got a noise ticket.

Old 70's thinking right there.
From right to left, Jasons 75 mph boat. Big Erns 80 mph Eliminator, Jakes texas Tunnel runs a over a hundy. Mine wel its the slow boat. 36.625 mph

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Im cruising at 60-65 Jasons boat is slightly moded out but not much with 4 chicks and him. Not to shabby for a jet boat

FIXED IT NORDIE
[video=youtube;dZdfUU0-N-c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZdfUU0-N-c"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZdfUU0-N-c[/video]

Hate away. We still be having fun running our jet boats!

arty:

arty2: :fingers:

STEPPCHILD · May 18, 2011

...if you know what a hand-hole-cover is, and the importance it plays in your universe...

Nordie · May 18, 2011

cave wouldnt that be from right to left?

Skee · May 18, 2011

You might be a Jet Boater if you actually DRIVE the boat and have fun with the Family instead of SITTIN' in the "Channel" or the Marina at Pirate's cove,and tryin' to be cool....Family Fun is what it's all about....My boat stops for lunch on the Beach for an hour or so and then get's back to it till Sundown....:skull

cave · May 18, 2011

Nordie said:
cave wouldnt that be from right to left?

Yep :drunk

:smackbum:

Marko · May 18, 2011

cave said:
Old 70's thinking right there.
From left to right, Jasons 75 mph boat. Big Erns 80 mph Eliminator, Jakes texas Tunnel runs a over a hundy. Mine wel its the slow boat. 36.625 mph

Im cruising at 60-65 Jasons boat is slightly moded out but not much with 4 chicks and him. Not to shabby for a jet boat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZdfUU0-N-c

Hate away. We still be having fun running our jet boats! arty:arty2: :fingers:

It's all in fun buddy!

cave · May 18, 2011

Marko said:
It's all in fun buddy!

I know Boss. Your V drives are bad ass!

:thumbsup

Marko · May 18, 2011

I think the back and forth between the jet boats and other boats is hilarious, it's been going on forever! Flame on!

arty2:

HolyMoly · May 18, 2011

You might be a jet boater if you think 1/4-20 bolts are good engine mount bolts.

Nordie · May 18, 2011

it's 3/8 fine thread :grumble:

Outdrive1 · May 18, 2011

Nordie said:
it's 3/8 fine thread :grumble:

I think he meant 1/4" lag bolt.

Skee · May 18, 2011

Outdrive1 said:
I think he meant 1/4" lag bolt.

HEY! Thats what I used to mount my seats!! They look very cool stickin' out the bottom o' the boat!

cave · May 18, 2011

1/4 twenty hold my Droopy snoopy onto the pump bowl thingy. But there Stainless Steel Polished.

HolyMoly · May 18, 2011

Outdrive1 said:
I think he meant 1/4" lag bolt.

I've seen 1/4-20...bolted thru the stringers. I guess those are the "racing" jet boat guys?

75 Spectra V-Drive · May 18, 2011

460 said:
Hey grads, how was the lake last week? I havent ask you as of late, how is that engine and drive combo working in the ultra?

LMFAO!!!!

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