I'd rather be snorting cocaine off a hookers ass.. (Mem day pics)

[mbrown2]

Great pics....weather sucked on Friday and some of Saturday but it was still a good weekend for the most part...just got home and I am tired..

 

[where's my keyes ?]

I didn't realize till I saw these pictures that I somehow have gained a belly!! Geez I'm outta shape. I'm sure Jordy and Where's my Keyes will have some ammo on the one with me wearing Alexis' shoes.........

~nORD~

aahhhhhh no, you're all good davina .... as i look at pictures with "you" leading the charge of dudes dancing on a pole together, two other dudes wearing chicks cotton, and you wearing f-me-pumps ?? and you can't forget dude licking his own "nipple" ... it just confirms your involvement in the making" of broke-back mountain now you're trying to bring this shit to the river ..... ?? :gayfight :lmao where's my thong ?

 

[Nord]

Maybe we should have taken more pics of your renters and what they were all about this weekend

 

[where's my keyes ?]

Maybe we should have taken more pics of your renters and what they were all about this weekend

that's it ?? that's all you got ?? is your lil 6-shooter all empty ?? (and my lil renter patrol r-dizzle already said they were chill, so don't start any trouble, or i'll give you a thong wedgey :gayfight) bbwwaahhhhaaaaaa

 

[Nord]

lol............ You got me on the pumps......

 

[gigamurph]

LOL That's funny right there. Looks like a pearl necklace on you Bill.

The look on your face is priceless.

A pearl necklace? From what? An elephant?

 

[River Lynchmob]

Wow Bill between you eating shit off the stripper pole and taking a pearl necklace I'm beginning to wonder if you're not practicing to be bi oint

 

[knuckle head]

Wow Bill between you eating shit off the stripper pole and taking a pearl necklace I'm beginning to wonder if you're not practicing to be bi oint

Why you looking for a new boyfriend ?

:gayfight

 

[River Lynchmob]

No but I heard this guy is :skull

 

[knuckle head]

Who PAPA SMURF

 

[RiverDave]

The rest of my pics from the bar that night..

 

[RiverDave]

If you look at the pics you'll notice that it really doesn't seem any different then most other big nights at the bar. This was supposedly the "Girls Gone Wild" deal, but truthfully (In my opinion) it was more tame then an average memorial..

The upside is, there was no fights that I saw.. maybe 1, and just about everybody in the bar had a smile on their face, with zero tough guy attitude.

 

[RiverDave]

Billdo double fisting road rapers... How that guy isn't permanently "pickled" is beyond me.. LOL

 

[RiverDave]

Finally this kid Ryan.. LOL

Everytime I'm up at 3:00 in the morning sitting on the patio.. He comes cruising around the side of the house. At this point in the night I never have any meaningful words of wisdom left in me.. I try to oblidge though so this time give him the old F'n is alot more fun then fightin speech.. LOL. Unfortunately for him I was 3 sheets to the wind so I think I repeated it about 500 times in his ear.

RD

 

[Riverbound]

Billdo double fisting road rapers... How that guy isn't permanently "pickled" is beyond me.. LOL

Hey kettle
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AMATEUR STREAM

 

[BadBlown572]

Hey kettle

"Hey Danny, you are in charge of my house. The captain is about to come and set sail." - River Dave (Memorial Weekend '08)

 

[Riverbound]

"Hey Danny, you are in charge of my house. The captain is about to come and set sail." - River Dave (Memorial Weekend '08)

He was already half way accross the Atlantic before you got there.:beer
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Voyeur Night

 

[Retired Member]

Billdo double fisting road rapers... How that guy isn't permanently "pickled" is beyond me.. LOL

Hey kettle

No shit, he didn't even know his own name for the 1st 3 days we were there. I am literally talking "falling down drunk", falling down into the boat and falling down the stairs.

 

[Flying_Lavey]

"Hey Danny, you are in charge of my house. The captain is about to come and set sail." - River Dave (Memorial Weekend '08)

That is some of the funniest shit I think I have ever heard!!!! I wish I was there to witness that!

:lmao

 

[PVHCA]

How many times did that skank get DP'd that night? I mean don't get me wrong I'd hit a wood pile if I thought a snake was in there but did she actually show up in that attire? Or was she convinced by some of the RD peeps to stroll the bar like that?

 

[River Lynchmob]

How many times did that skank get DP'd that night? I mean don't get me wrong I'd hit a wood pile if I thought a snake was in there but did she actually show up in that attire? Or was she convinced by some of the RD peeps to stroll the bar like that?

I'm thinking she was one of the Girls Gone Wild girls.

 

[PVHCA]

I'm thinking she was one of the Girls Gone Wild girls.

With that body, I doubt it!!

 

[jordy]

Wow, lots of right click and save to be posted at a later date pics in here... Wow, Ranger Bill with the elephant jizz on his chest... might have to retire some of the old classics.

 

[RiverDave]

How many times did that skank get DP'd that night? I mean don't get me wrong I'd hit a wood pile if I thought a snake was in there but did she actually show up in that attire? Or was she convinced by some of the RD peeps to stroll the bar like that?

I think she showed up like that.. LOL Girls gone wild should be renamed to "Girl gone wild" for about 2 hours before someone finally took her off to some trailer and railed her.

RD

 

[Nord]

That girl was beat!!! The girls that we brought to the bar were far better looking, but none of them wanted to be on the camera!! Apparently they have morals...................what losers!:thumbsdown

 

[River Lynchmob]

I think she showed up like that.. LOL Girls gone wild should be renamed to "Girls Were Wild" for about 2 hours before someone finally took her off to some trailer and railed her.

RD

Fixed it

 

[Guest]

 

[River Lynchmob]

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I hope a structural engineer has looked at that thing ;-)

 

[Riverbound]

How many times did that skank get DP'd that night? I mean don't get me wrong I'd hit a wood pile if I thought a snake was in there but did she actually show up in that attire? Or was she convinced by some of the RD peeps to stroll the bar like that?

Thats my mom!!!:swear:swear
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[Riverbound]

That girl was beat!!! The girls that we brought to the bar were far better looking, but none of them wanted to be on the camera!! Apparently they have morals...................what losers!:thumbsdown

She definitely had a face for radio. Thank god RD got apic of her looking away from the camera.
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JUGALETTES

 

[LAFD]

that girl in the pink thong if its the same one im thinking of i came back from my room at the bluewater and my buddies where down at my boat standing around the front of it and this girl was dancing on the stripper pole. im like get your old ass off my boat and where the hell is your bathing suit. the bitch was old and bla just threw up alittle.

 

[LAFD]

oh and she had a little nut bag sidekick some chick with short black hair she went to jail friday night got picked up at roadrunner. was out the next day partyin again.

 

[gigamurph]

that girl in the pink thong if its the same one im thinking of i came back from my room at the bluewater and my buddies where down at my boat standing around the front of it and this girl was dancing on the stripper pole. im like get your old ass off my boat and where the hell is your bathing suit. the bitch was old and bla just threw up alittle.

Hey; none of us are gonna stay young forever! Gotta admire her guts. Even if ya have to do it from a distance.

 

[Piper]

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Oh no she didn't!

 

[whiteworks]

bump for a great thread:beer

 

[Wakker]

bump for a great thread:beer

Jesus christ, talk about resurrecting some ancient shit

 

[lawbreaker2]

Somehow I missed this thread But it was cool to see, warmed me up a bit At first I was like WTF they are out boating and I'm over here freezing. Thats not right man. I Always hang at havasu when I come out there:hmm Maybe I need to hang in parker:beer.

 

[Wheeler]

bump for a great thread:beer

I must agree with you. :thumbsup:thumbsup

 

[RiverDave]

I must agree with you. :thumbsup:thumbsup

That was a long time ago.. Now kids, I'm living in havasu.. and I'm not even sure if I would post pics like that anymore.. Oh who am I kidding.. Yes I WILL!! I have no respectable image to maintain..

RD

 

[Nord]

Great thread. Glad I was there and in the pics. I guess my life hasn't changed Luke everyone around me :/

 

[Riverbound]

this is what the board needs to get back to...threads like this :thumbsup

Funny how different yet the same things are now arty:

 

[OutCole'd]

Sure wish all the pics were still in this thread, looks like I missed a good one.

 

[PVHCA]

Poor "Dirt Lot", LOL!!

While reviewing this thread I saw that guy Flying Lavey had posted in it and just wondered what ever happened to him.

I actually thought JP looked attractive in that wrap.:boobeyes:

 

[River Lynchmob]

this is what the board needs to get back to...threads like this :thumbsup

Funny how different yet the same things are now arty:

I guess we could throw together a New Year beach bash...just need some warm weather...or a ton of booze!

 

[milkmoney]

I guess we could throw together a New Year beach bash...just need some warm weather...or a ton of booze!

i got booze , cant do anything about the weather...:thumbsup:champagne:

 

[Fury25]

I guess we could throw together a New Year beach bash...just need some warm weather...or a ton of booze!

I'd stop by, will be just on the other side of badenocks from you!!

 

[AZJD]

Can't wait for this summer!


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[460]

Can't wait for this summer!


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lemme guess, iphone put you up to that siggy huh?

 

[RiverDave]

I'd stop by, will be just on the other side of badenocks from you!!

I'm not sure but I think he was saying in seal beach?

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

Poor "Dirt Lot", LOL!!

While reviewing this thread I saw that guy Flying Lavey had posted in it and just wondered what ever happened to him.

I actually thought JP looked attractive in that wrap.:boobeyes:

Do we have to dig up some of those funny ass pics of Flying Lavey from Bre's house? :drnkfr:drnkfr