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  1. was thatguy

    was thatguy living in a cage of fear

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    Started watching this weeks ago, but have just about given up on it.

    Gotta say, these two jackwagons make the Hoffmans look like rocket scientists....:thumbsdown

    They managed to go from millionaire realtors in Utah (supposedly) to being a combined million in debt when the market crashed.

    They have blown a quarter mill of investor money running around Africa getting robbed and shit like complete morons.
    They keep talking shit like "We can do it, tomorrow we kick ass"...then fuck up like retards and lose again somehow.

    It is easy to see why they went broke as soon as the "easy" money ended at home.

    I predict complete and utter failure, possibly get themselves killed, and at the very least their Wives are going to be long gone by the time they drag their sorry asses home broke and busted.
     
  2. rivrrts429

    rivrrts429 Arch Stanton...

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    I stopped watching it 5 minutes into the first episode. It's a rehearsed show and a total train wreck. Hard to believe that they can be that dumb. :D
     
  3. was thatguy

    was thatguy living in a cage of fear

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    I'm done with it. Stupidest shit ever. They just got robbed for $35K that they got from a last ditch investor.
    Tried to swing a black market deal to double the cash and got shot at and robbed.
    IDIOTS!!!!
    They are packing to go home as total failures......
     
  4. Mandelon

    Mandelon Coffee makes me poop.

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    It sure seems staged. I dont see how anyone could be so lame.

    I have renamed it BUNGLE Gold. Total idiots.
     
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    funny I just turned it off and said Im Done with this shit also. :thumbsdown
     
  6. TITTIES AND BEER

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    lol we GAVE UP , If they would have gave the 1st investors the $250000 they would have been ahead ( on the 1st ) :D
     
  7. TITTIES AND BEER

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    FYI We now just watch the " DUCK GUYS " BEcause we think its the TRUTH ! :D:boobeyes::D
     
  8. RUNNINHOTRACING163.1

    RUNNINHOTRACING163.1 Well-Known Member

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    X2 if that was'nt the phoniest rob job:thumbsdown both tards get out of truck and leave 50K in the back seat :headscratch: better put the red light on when they get home and put the wifes to work lol




    looks legal got lightsfenders,plates:thumbsup









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  9. was thatguy

    was thatguy living in a cage of fear

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    LOL!

    Yeah, gotta say the one Wife DID NOT look happy at all.

    "She Gone"!!!!
    Scripted or not, broke or not, there isn't a female alive (at least any I know) that would want to be associated with anyone that stupid.

    five will get you ten that she is over there bangin' the investor!
    Next show to air will Be "Real wives of the African miner idiots"...

    The worst part is that the 2 numbskulls seem to actually FEED of each others stupidity...sort of like mutual "enablers" of failure.

    The Africans and the "real" miners are laughing their heads off daily as they devise new and easier ways to skin these fools.
    Producers could at least make something about it believable?
     
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    Tried watching it a couple times but it's far to lame.......Saw the episode where they were looking at a new plot of ground and didn't want the guy to see the film crew as the lease price would go up. Like the viewer is stupid enough to believe the guy doesn't see the cameras 6 feet away. And on top of it the idiots believe the shyster's story that the previous miner just ran out of money mere inches from the gold and left this obviously dead hole for the next sucker.....

    These guys are purely fakes or the stupidest would be miners on earth.

    Gold Rush is trumped up but at least the incompetence is entertaining.....
     
  11. Nashvillebound

    Nashvillebound Well-Known Member

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    I DVR it so I can watch it on fast forward. Its too painful in real time. I would only slow it down to enjoy them both being slaughtered by some tribesman. It would be the only episode worth watching.......:champagne::champagne::champagne::champagne:
     
  12. RUNNINHOTRACING163.1

    RUNNINHOTRACING163.1 Well-Known Member

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    fixed it 4 ya Nash :boobeyes:




    ROCK ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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    ITS A SKATER NATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :champagne
     
  13. Summer Boater Winter Offroader

    Summer Boater Winter Offroader Well-Known Member

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    Honey Boo Boo probably gets better raitings than those knuckle heads.
     
  14. was thatguy

    was thatguy living in a cage of fear

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    LOL!

    Apparently if you order "The sound of music" on Amazon, chances are the gangbang disc MAY show up in your mailbox??
     
  15. Nashvillebound

    Nashvillebound Well-Known Member

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    :thumbsup:thumbsup:champagne::champagne::champagne:
     
  16. RUNNINHOTRACING163.1

    RUNNINHOTRACING163.1 Well-Known Member

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    too funny ,at least with Gold Rush Fred is pretty funny ,and we can only hope Parker kicks all there azzs:cool






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  17. Nashvillebound

    Nashvillebound Well-Known Member

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    LOL... Im a total Gold Rush fan... Fred is good humor! It looks like they are getting some decent returns so far. Sometimes I wonder how they can do such lame shit.... but it is reality TV.... It will be interesting what this seasons totals will be.
     
  18. RUNNINHOTRACING163.1

    RUNNINHOTRACING163.1 Well-Known Member

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    I'm pulling for Parker make his Grandp proud ,seems like a hard workin good ole boy :thumbsup:thumbsup








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    ITS A SKATER NATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :champagne
     
  19. HYLIFE

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    Think the robbery was a set up, they set it up and kept the gold for themselves. Investors got to see them getting robbed on tv to make it look legit. These guys must hells of salesmen!!!!!!!
     
  20. Ziggy

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    Wife and I watched the show. Most every episode we just shook our heads in disbelief.....but for some damn reason we kept watching the train wreck each week. Even his local guide narated a couple episodes ago how these two guys are just believing whatever someone tells them. Are we ever glad the season is over.:rolleyes
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    Oh, and they said they'll be back:rolleyes:smackhead :lmao:
     
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    Now lets see how the Bama boys do huntin' for gold in the Amazon......:)
     
  22. RUNNINHOTRACING163.1

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    Exactly a set-up , both guys should of never got out of the truck for a roadblock lol especially when they said the guy they gave 35K to was shady. i would of jumped back in the truck and boondocked it and ran that mutha fvcker down and grabbed my Gold back




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  23. was thatguy

    was thatguy living in a cage of fear

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    I couldn't believe they called it a roadblock.
    Looked like a pile of twigs to me.

    Then the jackasses both get out and leave the brick in the car???
    Idiots deserved to be robbed just on principle.
     
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    77charger Well-Known Member

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    Kinda what i thought myself the one idiot made sure to ask if they got that on film.
     
  25. RUNNINHOTRACING163.1

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    if i had 50K in the car it would be in my pocket, and the twig roadblock i would of drove right over it fvck they were in a 4 X 4 . 1 guy stayed in a truck with 0$$$ but with $50 K in the back seat both tards get out WTF





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    I tried getting into it since i like gold rush, But even though the show is new they have already jumped the shark just too hokkie to buy into..Even gold rush is starting to get kinda lame...
     
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    I've seen alot of stupid people get robbed in my time. They were textbook. Rule #1. Nothing in Africa is worth a pinch of shit. Rule #2. Refer to Rule # 1. And the investors are using their wives for their own personal sexual Raggedy Ann dolls, thats why they pay them to stay gone..
     
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    They'd make more money picking up Colt 45 /Cobra Malt Liquor cans in Berdoo...
     
  29. was thatguy

    was thatguy living in a cage of fear

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    True on both counts!!
     
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    On top of that, moments before the camera man was filming from inside the car, and when the gunshot went of, yet the gunman walked up to the car and reached in for the bag.:headscratch:

    From my POS T-mobile thingie
     
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    OCMerrill All in...

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    :D:D
     
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    Jungle Gold is about as Lame as Barter Kings......
     
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    the dude went into the forest paid the so called black market guys some of his investors loot to stage a robbery, if these guys are that stupid to keep that gold bar in a back pack and not up their ass then they deserve every amount of bad luck they have coming to them...

    Mean while their wives are both keeping each other company if you know what im sayin...

    these couple of Mormon Morons I just call em "M&M's" are either real stupid, or super smart for going into that place to make a reality show...i dont know which, but Im sure as many of you all have said the only thing im waiting for is them to get skinned alive on TV! Now that would be a show...:champagne:

    As far as Snavel that little prick is one hard working mo fo! he deserves to make it rich and marry a girl just as goofy looking as himself;)

    I think my next venture is going up there to see if they need some aerials...:headscratch:
     
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    LMFAO well theres always that piece of azz for Parker thats driving Freds payloader around, she should be pretty lonely without her glass D!ldo:D







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    Fred's whore...he's all like "she sure is purdy":boobeyes:
     
  40. RUNNINHOTRACING163.1

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    aside from their blow up dolls:rolleyes ,and as loong as they've been away from p%ssy them black bear are prolly pretty tempting lol






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    ITS A SKATER NATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :champagne
     
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