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Letterman on Black Nascar drivers

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  1. Not So Fast

    Not So Fast Well-Known Member

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    WELL KNOWN LIBERAL, DAVID LETTERMAN, MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR AND THE NAACP!!!!

    David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts!!!

    David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

    # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

    # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

    # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

    # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

    # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

    # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

    # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

    # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

    # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR....

    # 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.












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  2. ONE-A-DAY

    ONE-A-DAY Well-Known Member

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    Funny as hell, did he really do that list on the show?
     
  3. RitcheyRch

    RitcheyRch Currently Boat-Less

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    Funny stuff
     
  4. ace one

    ace one Well-Known Member

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    X 10 :thumbsup :champagne:
     
  5. Riverguy553

    Riverguy553 Well-Known Member

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    That is great!
     
  6. Gramps

    Gramps Older Member

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    Dam funny but snoops says false.............:grumble:
     
  7. Nord

    Nord HONKY

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    False

    http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp


     
  8. MMD

    MMD Banned

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    If it's on the internet or you got it in an email it must be true. :rolleyes:
     

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