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Most annoying: Any STD meds or birth control...that come on when my kids are watching cartoons! Some jackhole at Nickelodeon doesn't have kids:confused:
 

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I forgot which channel it is but it always is when I'm eating some girl is shaving her armpit......fuck you and whatever shaver it is you're trying to sell.:mad: I think it's FETV.
 

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That is the 100% truth. Damned annoying.

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Yeah....Not only that they play it so often they could give the advertising budget to the kids and the little bastards would have all the money they need!!:p Same thing with GEICO....a whole lot less commercials and maybe we could save 30 per cent!!:D
 

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Another one as I was typing popped up. We know a thing or 2 because we’ve seen a thing or 2.
 

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I guess having some guy explaining his choice of catheters goes smoothly with this crowd. :eek:
 

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I cannot stand all the tort lawyer commercials. If you have used roundup and developed a rash you may be entitled to a cash settlement.
 

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Pretty funny and just saw this one.....Young kid is standing on step talking to his girl when her mom walks out and see his dockers got a bulge. Grabs her daughter and storms inside.

Commercial is about some kinda wrinkle free product.
 

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Pretty funny and just saw this one.....Young kid is standing on step talking to his girl when her mom walks out and see his dockers got a bulge. Grabs her daughter and storms inside.

Commercial is about some kinda wrinkle free product.
Funny because it is so true!!!
 

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That Panda commercial is annoyingly disturbing :D. And now that Kars for Kids is stuck in my head!!:eek:
But what really pisses me off are the ones telling parents to talk, read & sing to their kids :mad: WTF, if you need to be told to do that........:confused:
 

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95% of Commercials: White male’ s role = stupid dumb-ass subordinate.

When ever there are roles where there is right and wrong, smart and dumb, manger and subordinate, knowing and unknowing.
 

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The All State commercial where they say "What?" to each other 100x!
 
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These over the years have to be a complete waste of ad money for Sonic
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Sorry.:D Donate your car todayYYYYYYYY:p
I tried to donate one of my old saabs to them. It didnt have an engine or trans and I told them. They said yes we will take it. The wrecker guy shows up and says hell no I ain't taking it.

Car was pretty nice inside and out, just no motor or trans.

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Funny thing is some idiot comes up with the stupid idea for a commercial and then some higher idiot say ok.
 

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I can't believe none of you have mentioned the Weiner schnitzel commercials! Those fuckers are on some serious drugs!
How about that annoying Volvo commercial that features the opera singer.
 

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All advertising period, can't get away from it.
 

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Honda Random Acts of Kindness …. on the radio constantly, now I realize its a nice thing but the re-enactments are so lame I just can't listen to em anymore
 

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Honda Random Acts of Kindness …. on the radio constantly, now I realize its a nice thing but the re-enactments are so lame I just can't listen to em anymore
I hate those. The only one that seemed true to the brand was the one where some lady had a baby in her Honda, so Honda paid for a new seat.
 

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Wife pointed out to me how many commercials have interracial couples. Really black chick with a super white nerdy guy, etc. now that she pointed that out i notice it in what seems like every 3rd commercial. (And no we aren’t racist!).
 

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If you remember the commercial and the company, then it did it’s job and generally wouldn’t be considered “bad” by the advertiser [emoji106]


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Pretty much any commercial that screeches at me.
Right now this one can't get muted fast enough when it comes on.
The knock kneed chick rubs herself like she's having an orgasm and the black one screeches.
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Wife pointed out to me how many commercials have interracial couples. Really black chick with a super white nerdy guy, etc. now that she pointed that out i notice it in what seems like every 3rd commercial. (And no we aren’t racist!).

I’ve noticed more that gay couples are featured more than ever.
 

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The All State commercial where they say "What?" to each other 100x!
We were just talking about this one last night with friends. Damn I dislike that add and the phucking thing must be a major sponsor of my weekday morning show of Varney!! Every 15 minutes sheesh!!!
 

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The Burger King "King" kinda creeps me out.

Yeah that was jarring at first.
But then I read about how it was sort of genius because the character can never die or be switched, think “where's the beef”. That ended with the death of the lady.

Anyone can wear the costume. and it’s disproportionate and inanimate on purpose.
 
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