TPC
Wrenching Dad
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Most our friends say “The kids can have the equity in the house” and leave it at that.
Not much equity after the reverse mortgage is calculated in.
I got an email from Grandma Axehandle.
She wanted to close a USAA account she had for for Maynard and where to transfer the cabbage?
I’ll get back to that.
Maynard’s older 1/2 brother blew 2 years in college and burned through $70k smoking dope and playing video games instead of attending class.
He’s not my kid so that fuck Up was between him and his dad.
I have enough drama in my life. Do I want to stay with 30” or roll with 32’s on the Can Am has me laying awake at night.
So when grandma Axehandle got ahold of that info, being a steel minded German with attitude, that kids college fund and inheritance got transferred and deposited in to Maynard’s trust fund.
What ever chick Maynard finally hooks up with those kids are financially set for life. Astronomical sum.
Maynard won’t ever touch a dime of it. You can depend on that. That’s how that kid rolls. Not one penny will ever see daylight.
Have you invested for your kids future?
Not much equity after the reverse mortgage is calculated in.
I got an email from Grandma Axehandle.
She wanted to close a USAA account she had for for Maynard and where to transfer the cabbage?
I’ll get back to that.
Maynard’s older 1/2 brother blew 2 years in college and burned through $70k smoking dope and playing video games instead of attending class.
He’s not my kid so that fuck Up was between him and his dad.
I have enough drama in my life. Do I want to stay with 30” or roll with 32’s on the Can Am has me laying awake at night.
So when grandma Axehandle got ahold of that info, being a steel minded German with attitude, that kids college fund and inheritance got transferred and deposited in to Maynard’s trust fund.
What ever chick Maynard finally hooks up with those kids are financially set for life. Astronomical sum.
Maynard won’t ever touch a dime of it. You can depend on that. That’s how that kid rolls. Not one penny will ever see daylight.
Have you invested for your kids future?