Boat Name Help

[Tooms22]

So I came here for boat name help mostly because... you guys seem like a bunch of assholes who would be good at it.

The wife and I are both attorneys, so we want it to be legal related. But we practice in very different areas so nothing too specific will work.

All name suggestions appreciated even if your ex-wife hired a better divorce attorney and you think it should be "F$%k POS Attorneys." Who knows, maybe we'll pick a funny one that shits on attorneys

The boat is a Laveycraft 29 NuEra.

So far we have a couple that we're not fully sold on:

Boatable Hours
Specific Performance

Hopefully, someone has a good name or it might just go nameless.

 

[RadMan]

Snake in the lake

 

[77 SLEEK]

Not Reviewable

 

[Mototrig]

Liar Liar

 

[Done-it-again]

"Retainer"

 

[HCP3]

"Blown Assets"
"Nu Process"

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

"Lawless"

 

[Wmc]

Open and Shut

 

[3queens]

Sue Yerazzov

Nuera Defense

Pettifogger

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

"Over Ruled"

"On Recess"

 

[HCP3]

"I'm not a cat"

 

[Blackmagic94]

So I came here for boat name help mostly because... you guys seem like a bunch of assholes who would be good at it.

The wife and I are both attorneys, so we want it to be legal related. But we practice in very different areas so nothing too specific will work.

All name suggestions appreciated even if your ex-wife hired a better divorce attorney and you think it should be "F$%k POS Attorneys." Who knows, maybe we'll pick a funny one that shits on attorneys

The boat is a Laveycraft 29 NuEra.

So far we have a couple that we're not fully sold on:

Boatable Hours
Specific Performance

Hopefully, someone has a good name or it might just go nameless.

Over billed
Well at least you didn't go to jail
Min. bar score
Barely Passed
Ambulance Chaser

 

[SIK-06]

Guilty Pleasure

 

[Blackmagic94]

Should have stayed in the mail room

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

Duey, Cheatam & Howe

 

[Mandelon]

AMICUS CURIAE

 

[Justsomeguy]

I like the boatable hours. I think its clever. Knot guilty. Quick recess.

 

[pkrrvr619]

Damages
Bail money
Alimoney

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

"Ornerytainer"
"On Retainer"

 

[Blackmagic94]

"Guilty, but not guilty"

 

[Tooms22]

Holy hell, you guys are way better than I expected

 

[Badchoices03]

compensatory damage

 

[Justsomeguy]

Holy hell, you guys are way better than I expected

I've actually thought about this before. My boat remains unnamed. Let us know what you go with. Some good ones I had not thought of in here.

 

[Spudsbud]

"Ein Ping"

 

[Mototrig]

So I came here for boat name help mostly because... you guys seem like a bunch of assholes who would be good at it.

The wife and I are both attorneys, so we want it to be legal related. But we practice in very different areas so nothing too specific will work.

All name suggestions appreciated even if your ex-wife hired a better divorce attorney and you think it should be "F$%k POS Attorneys." Who knows, maybe we'll pick a funny one that shits on attorneys

The boat is a Laveycraft 29 NuEra.

So far we have a couple that we're not fully sold on:

Boatable Hours
Specific Performance

Hopefully, someone has a good name or it might just go nameless.

Sorry couldn't help myself with the Liar Liar lawyer thing haha

 

[Mototrig]

Court-ship

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

"Justified Objections"

 

[Done-it-again]

mediation pays

 

[FreeBird236]

Liquidated Damages

 

[mash on it]

"Nailed it"


Dan'l

 

[ChevelleSB406]

Asked and Answered
Ad hoc
animus possidendi
Maritime Law
Cross Examined
Community Property
Opposing Counsel
Pro Hac Vice

However, I am a big of fan of:

 

[pkrrvr619]

Legal funds

 

[LuckyStrike]

Law-Help Needed

Tip The Scales

I’m stoned so let me drum up some more

Law Abiding


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[Turnup]

"Motion for Relief"
"Off Retainer"

 

[QC22]

If you're in criminal law - Miss Demeanor (probably overused, but didn't see it)

Something subtle - Soliciting

Maritime Law

 

[coolchange]

30 percent
Hostile witness
Class action
Chapter 11

 

[liv4riv]

Bar School

 

[Happy Smitty]

Trial By Throttle

 

[SBMech]

Dismissed

Hung Jury

Star Witness

Notable Evidence/Boatable Evidence

Muck Raker

Prejudicial Favors

Full Disclosure

Paid Retainer

Wicked Arbitrator

 

[Dirtbag]

Default Judgement
Dischargeable Debt
Aquitted
Out on Bail
Affirmed
Burden of Proof
Sequestered
Unliquidated Claim
Unscheduled Debt
Capital Offense
Caseload
Chapter 11
Class Action
Billable Hours
Due Process
Exempt Asset
Jurisprudence

 

[QC22]

Jury Rigged

 

[HCP3]

"Leave of Absence"

 

[Lumpy]

Child Support

 

[Todd Mohr]

Hung Jury

 

[Tooms22]

Over billed
Well at least you didn't go to jail
Min. bar score
Barely Passed
Ambulance Chaser

I feel like there has to be a good one with "Bar" in it.

Like just "Bar Member" with some scales and a gavel painted on each end.

 

[ChumpChange]

IOLTA Funds

 

[PayDayClub]

So I came here for boat name help mostly because... you guys seem like a bunch of assholes who would be good at it.

The wife and I are both attorneys, so we want it to be legal related. But we practice in very different areas so nothing too specific will work.

All name suggestions appreciated even if your ex-wife hired a better divorce attorney and you think it should be "F$%k POS Attorneys." Who knows, maybe we'll pick a funny one that shits on attorneys

The boat is a Laveycraft 29 NuEra.

So far we have a couple that we're not fully sold on:

Boatable Hours
Specific Performance

Hopefully, someone has a good name or it might just go nameless.

No comment

 

[evantwheeler]

Bilgeable Hours

Court Adjourned

Gavel Drop

Your On-her

Lawless Lavey

Or just put your business # on the back so you can write everything off as advertisement.

 

[evantwheeler]

I feel like there has to be a good one with "Bar" in it.

Like just "Bar Member" with some scales and a gavel painted on each end.

I like "Bar Members" referring to both of you.

 

[Tooms22]

I like "Bar Members" referring to both of you.

Yeah, maybe a cocktail on one side and scales on the other.