floatn turd
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So, I always mess with my old man when I see him.
Today I brought over a Glock BB gun that I bought.
It is impossibly hard to tell this thing from the real deal untill you pull the clip out.
I hand it to my old man (who has a "few" guns himself).
He looked it over and asked the usual questions. Then he pulled the clip out.
He looked at that thing like an Ape would look at a iphone 12!
He whipped out his glasses, mumbled "what the hell", inspected it, man-handled it, smelled it then mumbled some more.
He could not figure out what he was seeing and where the bullets would go.
I was dying just watching the confusion wash over this guys
face!!
After a good 2 minutes I told him it was "Glocks new EW-21 an Energy Weapon that shoots concentrated photonic light emissions........it shoots lasers dad!"
His little peanut head just about exploded!
When I finally told him it was just a damn BB gun.
He threw it at me!
Ahhh good times with old people.
Here's me mess'n with him whilst taking a snooz.