Another round of follow-up questions If I may:
What type of Mexicans are we talking about here? Jean shorts in the water? Tube socks with sandals? Mexicans with a 2003 single cap Silverado with a large sticker on the back reading "borracho" or "Michoacán? 18 ft Bayliner 13 deep? Case of glass...
Some follow-up questions if I may:
90's Rap or current rap? Spanish music like Selena y Los Dinos or over-the-top Spanish music with tons of trumpets?
And tats, are we talking laugh now cry later tattoos, spiderweb elbow, ex's name and lips on the neck?, teardrops?
I worked front desk at Motel in high school... It was the best HS job ever!. I seen it all there, and i mean all.
Death, arrest, drugs, HS and Jr HS teachers with known hookers, unlimited access to hotel rooms as a 17 year old... All this for $6.75 an hour.
Don't let him make the mistake of buying a boat before a house; it's a bad idea.
You said he wanted his "big boy toy" first, well the house should be that first "toy".