Recent content by Chili Palmer

Are her mom and dad her aunt and uncle too? That may be the problem here.

Triple axle trailer - baller.

That looks like the ingredients they put in those Covid booster shots that wreak havoc on your DNA and will leave you looking like Chet from Weird Science in the kitchen scene.

My wife's English black lab has long hair and sheds like crazy - that dog is not going in my truck or the boat with white interior. I'm sure she'd love to go to the river and hang out, but that ain't happening....I'm talking about the dog, not the wife.

That is an adapted version of the late news anchor Jerry Dunphy's lead in line: From the desert to the sea, to all of Southern California, a good evening.

I misunderstood the post title, I thought it was about boys working for lending companies, so immediately I thought it was about some savant Chinese kids running a finance company. In actuality you meant it as an expression as "holy cow". This is where comma placement would have made a...

Are these speed screwdrivers required? I saw an electrician using one of these to install light switches and outlets.

At 1:20 in - Look at his index finger, this guy missed his calling as a proctologist.

Why is nobody calling Clinton on his multiple hush money endeavors? Probably because everyone fears Hillary.

Judging by where the blood is/was, it looks like it was probed to death. Did you check to see if the lips were still intact?

Here's the original AssBlaster: https://www.facebook.com/reel/650187283910407

I see the scratches on that steel plate where the Yankee slipped off the screw and onto the plate.

But it took them about 12 years after 9/11 to do that. I guess that they had to spend that money on something before it evaporated.

When I hear Houston and a long pause, this is what I hear in my head.