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Joker

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One of the best infomercials I’ve seen[emoji16]


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Lesbians made a video about dildos and grads is posting it, Shocking!
 

WhatExit?

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Based on your participation here, dicks can be here but last I heard dildoes cannot. Congratulations on your Christmas vacation from RDP
 

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If I wake up with that jingle in the middle of the night tonight I’m probably gonna hate you. Or I’ll at least blast your phone with it.
 

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If I wake up with that jingle in the middle of the night tonight I’m probably gonna hate you. Or I’ll at least blast your phone with it.
Sure will make you reconsider getting a Slinky for your grandkids, eh? Lol:D
 

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While we're on the subject....My nephews were over last weekend and the youngest (6years old) was going through a toy box we have here. Well he finds a remote control car that needs batteries. He yells "Uncle Greg do you have any batteries?" and I say "check your Aunt's nightstand". All of a sudden you hear all the adults scream "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!":eek: The looks on their faces were priceless.:D:D
 

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Sure will make you reconsider getting a Slinky for your grandkids, eh? Lol:D

I forgot I had this limp fucker in my garage. :eek:

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WhatExit?

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While we're on the subject....My nephews were over last weekend and the youngest (6years old) was going through a toy box we have here. Well he finds a remote control car that needs batteries. He yells "Uncle Greg do you have any batteries?" and I say "check your Aunt's nightstand". All of a sudden you hear all the adults scream "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!":eek: The looks on their faces were priceless.:D:D


They screamed because they didn’t know the dildo collection is in your nightstand
 

ElAzul

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Thanks asshole my 12 year old caught a piece of that.
 

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I dislike grads as much as the next guy but comeon... if anyone else posted this you all would be laughing your asses off. Its funny pg13. Tough crowd, I liked it grads:cool:
 

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While we're on the subject....My nephews were over last weekend and the youngest (6years old) was going through a toy box we have here. Well he finds a remote control car that needs batteries. He yells "Uncle Greg do you have any batteries?" and I say "check your Aunt's nightstand". All of a sudden you hear all the adults scream "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!":eek: The looks on their faces were priceless.:D:D
You mean your nightstand!:D:D:p:plmao
 
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