Flowers on the first date

[Wicky]

 

[Ouderkirk]

nope....never did flowers on a first date.

Never brought up illicit drug use either.

 

[Go-Fly]

I've sent my wife flowers for forty years.
Most of the time the card starts with "I'm Sorry" but lets not go there.

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

Fuck flowers...shoot for the anal ya bitches.....lol...

 

[Yellowboat]

I've sent my wife flowers for forty years.
Most of the time the card starts with "I'm Sorry" but lets not go there.

I thought that's how you stayed married is by saying "I'm sorry" even if you are not or even know for what

 

[LHC Kirby]

I thought that's how you stayed married is by saying "I'm sorry" even if you are not or even know for what

I still wonder..... what did I do? .... when did I do it ?

 

[Hardly Satisfied]

No Flowers here either

 

[d4l]

My girl said I gave flowers to rare, so I now give her 10 roses each month on the date we got engaged up untill our wedding.


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[CarolynandBob]

Wife doesn't want them. Says they are a waste of money. I agree.

 

[Go-Fly]

Wife doesn't want them. Says they are a waste of money. I agree.

If you fall for that one, you'll fall for the "I'm just fine". You my good man need to buy flowers on your way home tonight.

 

[nameisbond]

No flowers...…… A first date should be coffee, meet her there. That way its easier to bail. I meet them at a Starbucks in a mall with several decent restaurants close by. If it goes well over coffee, can progress to lunch or dinner.

 

[CLdrinker]

Flowers on the first date? Might as well hand your balls over as well. Flowers on the first date signals I have no spine and you can walk over me all you want and I’m desperate as fuck.

When I was in the dating game 8yrs ago most every girl put out in the first date. One of which gave up anal on the first date.
Guys you need to remember girls want it just as bad as we do.
Girls know within minutes of meeting you if they are going to eff you or not. So take your shot and if she turns you down, kick her to the curb and move on.

Getting laid is a game of odds the more lines in the water the better chance of getting a hit.

 

[getreal]

Wife doesn't want them. Says they are a waste of money. I agree.

 

[Ziggy]

Guess I'm lucky. My wife tells me not to waste money on shit that dies in a few days.

 

[Ziggy]

Wife doesn't want them. Says they are a waste of money. I agree.

Ditto.

 

[Rajobigguy]

Flowers and candy are fine and dandy but liquor is quicker.

 

[getreal]

 

[CarolynandBob]

If you fall for that one, you'll fall for the "I'm just fine". You my good man need to buy flowers on your way home tonight.

Negative she truly doesn't want them. I spoil her in other ways.

 

[sprintcvx]

My wife has never been a fan of flowers or birthday/holiday cards for that matter. I think I've only sent flowers to her office once in the 29 years we've been married and that was for a big promotion at work.

 

[HNL2LHC]

Wife doesn't want them. Says they are a waste of money. I agree.

Same here

 

[getreal]

Same here

What does your girlfriend say? LOL

 

[Yellowboat]

I have a 1st date tonight, the most she is getting is coffee.

 

[Riverryder]

I have a 1st date tonight, the most she is getting is coffee.

The most? You better give her all you got! Even if she just asks for the tip!


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[ChumpChange]

If I see the guy on the exit ramp on the way to her house selling them, I'll buy them.

 

[ChumpChange]

I have a 1st date tonight, the most she is getting is coffee.

Is that black coffee or will she able to get a Pumpkin Spice Latte? Hopefully she doesn't set her expectations too high and want a muffin as well.

 

[Yellowboat]

The most? You better give her all you got! Even if she just asks for the tip!


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She got coffee, 15 mins of my time and i left. I am not intrested in smokers.

 

[jeteater1]

Guess I'm lucky. My wife tells me not to waste money on shit that dies in a few days.

Mine too, she says go buy me the plant.

 

[Go-Fly]

From now on when someone post a "Where did I go wrong, I'm getting divorced" thread, I'm going to see if they posted here.

 

[Riverryder]

She got coffee, 15 mins of my time and i left. I am not intrested in smokers.

Sounds like you forgot the objective. Don’t need to kiss her to burry the meat. Haha


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