SUPER STUPID QUESTION......

[Headless hula]

What setting am I supposed to put this piece of garbage Ford truck in to do a proper burnout?



There is sport mode, and then I can turn off the traction control. It keeps shutting me down when I want to do a 200-yard burner, to get rid of these tires that are junk and won't make it through winter....

.......




Wtf.....


All I want to do is a proper burner....

 

[Headless hula]

The right rear just starts to make smoke and then the Damned engine kills the power.......

 

[28Eliminator]

What setting am I supposed to put this piece of garbage Ford truck in to do a proper burnout?



There is sport mode, and then I can turn off the traction control. It keeps shutting me down when I want to do a 200-yard burner, to get rid of these tires that are junk and won't make it through winter....

.......




Wtf.....


All I want to do is a proper burner....

What truck??

Dork...


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[Taboma]

The right rear just starts to make smoke and then the Damned engine kills the power.......

Are you holding the button until the display shows "Advanced Trac off " ?

 

[Gelcoater]

What setting am I supposed to put this piece of garbage Ford truck in to do a proper burnout?



There is sport mode, and then I can turn off the traction control. It keeps shutting me down when I want to do a 200-yard burner, to get rid of these tires that are junk and won't make it through winter....

.......




Wtf.....


All I want to do is a proper burner....

Ford...burnout....

 

[28Eliminator]

In my Raptor, if you turn off the traction control, it puts it into Sport mode... burnouts for days [emoji106][emoji16]


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[Headless hula]

No.... seriously.....


What button do I push?

 

[Headless hula]

I've never had a vehicle with traction control....



This is lame.....

 

[4Waters]

I've never had a vehicle with traction control....



This is lame..... View attachment 806891

I hate traction control, if you can't steer out of it then you should go by a Prius

 

[DirtyWhiteDog]

Yes

 

[Headless hula]

I don't want to go a hundred, I just want to do a fuking proper burnout.....



Why is it fighting me?

 

[Headless hula]

Itll set there and melt it down, but wont leave the black ....



Seriously.....


I bought almost 400hp....

Apparently I need to buy more?!?!


Fucking factory garbage...

I had more H.P. in a 20' baja...

 

[Gelcoater]

My favorite days are light rain in the dually.
It’s Ken Block imitation day

 

[mjc]

It is a FORD what more do you expect?

 

[chvynhra]

Did you lock the rear dif?

 

[sonicss31]

I can fry the tires off the rims with my ‘02 Lightning. Only 380hp.

 

[Headless hula]

My favorite days are light rain in the dually.
It’s Ken Block imitation day

If I have the traction control off, and it's in "sport mode", why does it shut down a "burner"?

 

[JD D05]

If I have the traction control off, and it's in "sport mode", why does it shut down a "burner"?

Hold the traction control button for about 8 seconds.

 

[Headless hula]

Did you lock the rear dif?

It doesn't have that option...

 

[Gelcoater]

If I have the traction control off, and it's in "sport mode", why does it shut down a "burner"?

I dunno?
I have a Cummins 5.9 with no traction control
It just go’s.

 

[JD D05]

I dunno?
I have a Cummins 5.9 with no traction control
It just go’s.

Well it's a tractor.

 

[Gelcoater]

Well it's a tractor.

Pretty much

 

[Headless hula]

I dunno?
I have a Cummins 5.9 with no traction control
It just go’s.

This damned thing "GOES" too...


When the "computer" says I can...


To "hang at a stoplight" itll sit and spin...

for maybe a split second, then hooks up and is GONE...


can't/wont do a smoky burner... .

 

[Headless hula]

It is a FORD what more do you expect?

It's got the ponies ......

Supposedly.....​

 

[Gelcoater]

This damned thing "GOES" too...


When the "computer" says I can...


To "hang at a stoplight" itll sit and spin...

for maybe a split second, then hooks up and is GONE...


can't/wont do a smoky burner... .

Mine won’t either.
I don’t dare do a power brake in a 100k mile Chrysler trans.

It’s stock.
It won’t burn rubber unless it’s uphill, off of a turn.
And even then it’s only a squeak.

 

[Headless hula]

Mine won’t either.
I don’t dare do a power brake in a 100k mike Chrysler trans.

It’s stock.
It won’t burn rubber unless it’s uphill, off of a turn.
And even then it’s only a squeak.

And that's what I'm trying to accomplish.....


The supplied stock "tires" are fucking spent. They aren't worth a spit in snow...

Less than an 1/8th worth of tread left

Figured I may as well have a bit of fun with what's left?

 

[Gelcoater]

And that's what I'm trying to accomplish.....


The supplied stock "tires" are fucking spent. They aren't worth a spit in snow...

Less than an 1/8th worth of tread left

Figured I may as well have a bit of fun with what's left?

Hose down your driveway and have at it.

 

[JD D05]

And that's what I'm trying to accomplish.....


The supplied stock "tires" are fucking spent. They aren't worth a spit in snow...

Less than an 1/8th worth of tread left

Figured I may as well have a bit of fun with what's left?

DOOD! You have 2 modes sport and completely disabled. Hold the damn button down.

 

[Gelcoater]

I can tell you one of the most fun things I’ve ever done was intentionally drift a dually.

One of the most terrifying things I’ve done is unintentionally drift a dually.
At about 70mph...
Outside of Abaline TX...
About shit myself and came close to hyperventilating, at the same time. Lol

 

[Gelcoater]

It's got the ponies ......

Supposedly.....​

That’s what Ford told you

 

[Headless hula]

DOOD! You have 2 modes sport and completely disabled. Hold the damn button down.

Till what/when???


I'm at a shitbox dinner now....


Before or after I get to the roundabout?

 

[JD D05]

Till what/when???


I'm at a shitbox dinner now....


Before or after I get to the roundabout?

It will give you an update on the dash once you have held it long enough.

 

[Headless hula]

I can tell you one of the most fun things I’ve ever done was intentionally drift a dually.

One of the most terrifying things I’ve done is unintentionally drift a dually.
At about 70mph...
Outside of Abaline TX...
About shit myself and came close to hyperventilating, at the same time. Lol

Dont drive on snowy roads much?


EVERY VEHICLE EVER HAS TORQUE WHEN ITS SNOWING. ..

 

[Dana757]

Needs to be in Chevy mode.

 

[Gelcoater]

Dont drive on snowy roads much?


EVERY VEHICLE EVER HAS TORQUE WHEN ITS SNOWING. ..

Snow?
I live in So Cal.
That snow is shit other folks live in.

I was going across an overpsss on a curve.
It was a serious high pucker moment.

There were a couple of vehicles in the center divider area as I passed them.
At a 30 degree angle...

 

[JD D05]

 

[Headless hula]

It will give you an update on the dash once you have held it long enough.

K. I'll try it after I pay the check here..

 

[Bowtiepower00]

LS swap

 

[Gelcoater]

LS swap

I would expect no less a response given your screen name

 

[Headless hula]

Needs to be in Chevy mode.

Pump the brakes with your lame ass sauce...


I'm here to tell ya, they're all fucking junk.....


Oh, big "shevvvy fan boy"?


Post a video of melting down the tires you paid for.. .


Till then, shut the fuck up .....

No one cares.

 

[GRADS]

What are you 16?

 

[old rigger]

Needs to be in Chevy mode.

You beat me to it.

 

[Headless hula]

What are you 16?

No. 44. And have tires that're toast. May as well send 'em off proper....

 

[bowtiejunkie]

Maybe this? The dude say you have to pull a fuse. Not sure what year your truck is.

 

[Gelcoater]

What are you 16?

Inches deep

 

[Headless hula]

Jessie says you guys are fags...

 

[Gelcoater]

@GRADS Lincoln wouldn’t turn tire if you soaped em first

 

[Dana757]

Pump the brakes with your lame ass sauce...


I'm here to tell ya, they're all fucking junk.....


Oh, big "shevvvy fan boy"?


Post a video of melting down the tires you paid for.. .


Till then, shut the fuck up .....

No one cares.

sorry, didn’t know you were so sensitive.

 

[Gelcoater]

You beat me to it.

Mopar mode

 

[Headless hula]

sorry, didn’t know you were so sensitive.

May be a little silica vagitosis goin on....