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Headless hula

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So.....


Just to be clear...

An overweight 44 year old guy asked a question on a performance boating website about how to do a burnout in a newish pickup truck, and you fuqing fags turned it into an Italian car maker thread?



Holy fuqballs.....











Grads and the Chinese has this place on its knees.....



Fucks sakes......:(:(:(
 

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No.
It’s that thing that powers TF anything. :cool:

You mean Hemi engines or aftermarket mopar stuff? Fiat was almost the first to use the hemi head, 1907.

I'm actually a Ford guy but only old ford stuff, you know, flatheads. My friend has a repair shop, he said all the techs do nothing but laugh at the Ford technology today when he goes to classes to stay on top of all the changes in all cars. Told me if I ever bought a new Ford, he'd never talk to me again. lol. I've known him almost 50 years and value his opinion.
 

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So.....


Just to be clear...

An overweight 44 year old guy asked a question on a performance boating website about how to do a burnout in a newish pickup truck, and you fuqing fags turned it into an Italian car maker thread?



Holy fuqballs.....











Grads and the Chinese has this place on its knees.....



Fucks sakes......:(:(:(
My Dodge was built during the Dialmer/Chrysler era.
So fuck off:D
 

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So.....


Just to be clear...

An overweight 44 year old guy asked a question on a performance boating website about how to do a burnout in a newish pickup truck, and you fuqing fags turned it into an Italian car maker thread?



Holy fuqballs.....











Grads and the Chinese has this place on its knees.....



Fucks sakes......:(:(:(

Ohhhh, you didn't say you were fat! Lose some fuqing weight, you can do burnouts. I can do them all day long in my GMC 4.3 V6.
 

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So.....


Just to be clear...

An overweight 44 year old guy asked a question on a performance boating website about how to do a burnout in a newish pickup truck, and you fuqing fags turned it into an Italian car maker thread?



Holy fuqballs.....











Grads and the Chinese has this place on its knees.....



Fucks sakes......:(:(:(

These dipshits can’t even get into their house if the power goes off. What did you expect?
 

Headless hula

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So much for October bench racin.....


All you fools fell for it...lololol...
 

Headless hula

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Ah fock....
Great way to piss away a Sunday evening fellers....


:D:p:p:p:p:cool:


It's almost 1030 here, and I've got a 25' long I beam to wrangle into place in the new hula hut tomorrow morning. :cool:


Keep it glued to the post hor thread. ;)


Hasta minaya or some shit....


I dont speak spanglish.....
 

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Ah fock....
Great way to piss away a Sunday evening fellers....


:D:p:p:p:p:cool:


It's almost 1030 here, and I've got a 25' long I beam to wrangle into place in the new hula hut tomorrow morning. :cool:


Keep it glued to the post hor thread. ;)


Hasta minaya or some shit....


I dont speak spanglish.....
:D
Si !
 

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Oh, fuck right off. I've passed more people while in the right lane than you've ever seen in socal traffic.....



:D;)
Then.... push it harder?

....how many could you have passed if you can’t even spin the tires a little?





........and, no idea about trucks, but holding the stability control button for five seconds (vs. just a press) gets rid of 95% of the nanny controls in the ST
 
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Headless hula

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Still kind of reeling from the December debacle.

I had to go buy a fucking soup ladle yesterday because I didn't have one.


Pisses me off.


Life has taught me to squish the anger down.


Rdp and vodka brings a few things to daylight once in a while. o_O


Thanks for letting me vent a bit boys.
 

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Don't know what pain you're dealing with but might I suggest Bourbon, or my favorite, Jameson's .
 

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Still kind of reeling from the December debacle.

I had to go buy a fucking soup ladle yesterday because I didn't have one.


Pisses me off.


Life has taught me to squish the anger down.


Rdp and vodka brings a few things to daylight once in a while. o_O


Thanks for letting me vent a bit boys.
Fuckn that soup ladle.
You and your loved ones are alive.
 

Headless hula

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Don't know what pain you're dealing with but might I suggest Bourbon, or my favorite, Jameson's .
My house burnt last December.

Got most of it figured out, but every once in a while I get my pants in a wad and decide to let a few rants fly.

Thanks for your patience.
 

Headless hula

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Lol... Nah, I thought the schedule on the wall said Dave was on tonight.....


Lol

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Just got off the phone with him so he could go to the "can"......


Doubt the Chinese is on his radar...........
o_O
 

Headless hula

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Lol... the Jeep is just a toy...

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I bet it is....:D




I'm looking forward to getting outta here Tuesday night.


Hoping to make a good bit of progress on Elbow by the weekend.

Any forward progress is good. :)


I keep telling myself that there's lots of folks worse off than me. :(
 

Headless hula

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After the Buffett incident...
The Chinese should always be on his radar?
Its kind of expected at this point, so not really on the "radar" anymore......


MSG is the devil disguised as semi decent food......
 

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I bet it is....:D




I'm looking forward to getting outta here Tuesday night.


Hoping to make a good bit of progress on Elbow by the weekend.

Any forward progress is good. :)


I keep telling myself that there's lots of folks worse off than me. :(
Sure wish I was in a position to help in a different way other than monetarily... I'm jealous you can go there to help - sure wish I could.

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Sure wish I was in a position to help in a different way other than monetarily... I'm jealous you can go there to help - sure wish I could.

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I've already got the scuffed up knuckles.

You just stick to doing what you do there girlie. ;)


There'll be a hula sticker there the next time you visit. :cool:
 

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I can’t speak to the late model f150’s but mine has a button kinda in the center of the dash that is traction control.. push that to turn it off and both tires light up no problems..

It might be in the menu screens if the newer trucks?

RD
 

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Sooooo did Deardon's advice work?? Lets finish this thread lol!

I mean, he went out to the garagE just to make the video. We all want to know if it worked. Video evidence of said burnout until the tires shred would be ideal. The I-beam can wait a few minutes.


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