You guys wouldn't believe me if I told you...

[GRADS]

...or maybe you would.

Everyone calls my Smart car a clown car so I decided to embrace it and dress it up for Halloween. I got some stickers for it, stuffed 20 helium balloons in it, and bought a clown for it. The clown has eyes that light up, move side to side and it moans while playing music.

And here was my problem... the clown only lights up and does all that stuff if the head is physically bumped or moved. How the hell am I going to do that if it's in the car?

Scratched my head for a while and then finally the wife says I've got a pulsating vibrator. So the back of the head is cloth, we ripped it open, turned on the vibe and shoved it in there. Son of bitch, that thing has been moving and lighting up all night!!!

I wish I could upload the video because you can hear it vibing and it actually adds to the effect.

EDIT: I posted the video below. Turn it up.

 

[4Waters]

Kick ass

 

[RodnJen]

Excellent!

 

[GRADS]

That wha wha wha sound is the vibe. LMAO

 

[Bigbore500r]

Let me get this straight.....

You stuck a used vibrator in a clown mannequin, and your using this to amuse kids from inside of a car, on Halloween.

 

[t&y]

Fuckin BULLSHIT Grads! We all know the vibrator is yours. Leave your innocent wife out of this!

 

[nrbr]

Fucking awesome

 

[Bigbore500r]

Fuckin BULLSHIT Grads! We all know the vibrator is yours. Leave your innocent wife out of this!

 

[JD D05]

Still get over how terrible that car is.

 

[brgrcru]

Way to much time on your hands .

 

[GRADS]

Way to much time on your hands .

Yes.

Still get over how terrible that car is.

But it's an official one.

 

[Bullet28]

Awesome

 

[Ziggy]

LOL

 

[dribble]

And this is exactly why I could never support permanent ban on Grads.

 

[ElAzul]

For the record I would not have questioned one word of this story if it came from you

 

[78Southwind]

Grads you know who they are referring to when they call it a clown car, right? Next year you need to go all out and dress up as Pennywise...

 

[Hallett Dave]

Grads you know who they are referring to when they call it a clown car, right? Next year you need to go all out and dress up as Pennywise...

Pay attention Greg.

 

[rrrr]

Pretty creative and fun. I like it.

 

[LakeBeard]

love it

 

[SoCalDave]

That's awesome Greg!

 

[Willie B]

...Looks to me like you guys had a whole lot of fun in your neighborhood ...in my hood... I finally went outside and looked...it was averaging about one porch light on per block... I moved into this house originally in 1950...let me just say Halloween has certainly changed since I was a kid...
...Checked in with a couple of friends who live in West Hills in a pretty high-end neighborhood they had a total of four trick-or-treaters all night???...Dunno???...

 

[DaveC]

That’s great

 

[Icky]

I showed my girlfriend, she laughed and said who's grads. I told her Google grads dildo
Shocking rdp was the first hit

 

[78Southwind]

I showed my girlfriend, she laughed and said who's grads. I told her Google grads dildo
Shocking rdp was the first hit

Shit Grads dildo has it's own Twitter page. https://twitter.com/gradsd Though I think it's fake since the dildo isn't faded red.

 

[OLDRAAT]

How much run time ya getting on that sex toy?

 

[Checkmate21]

Got to give him credit for posting the strange stuff that he does. Most people would not tell anybody and claim it was not them. I must admit, Grads posts are very entertaining. Most people just talk about doing stupid shit, Grads does it, to perfection!

 

[GRADS]

How much run time ya getting on that sex toy?

You know the funny thing.....the vibrator batteries outlasted the clown batteries. That thing was vibing away but the clowns eyes and music were barely going by the end of the night. Had it going about 4 hours.

 

[BTR]

You might enjoy seeing my buddy’s band.

 

[BTR]

It all started with one shitty black outline, got it cleaned up and colored, then it sort of snowballed from there.

 

[Hardly Satisfied]

That's Gay

 

[rivermobster]

Nicely played!! LoL

 

[Sharp Shooter]

Grads may be 80% yuppie, but at least he doesn't take life too seriously and generally seems to have a good time. That's the closest I can get to a compliment.

 

[LazyLavey]

Damn Grads.... After seeing this title I was disappointed once more...

I was looking forward to a Penthouse Story... you know.... one of those "I can't believe this happened to me" stories

Like "I was delivering her pizza, but she had no cash" or " When I bagged Mrs Smiths groceries she asked me to deliver them to her house.. Then I bagged Mrs Smith"

 

[78Southwind]

@GRADS you better outdo yourself next year. This could be epic if you put the clown car (by it's self) in the garage and make a haunted garage deal. Think of it, all kinds of scary clowns in the garage and then you dressed up as the most epic scary clown, Pennywise.