Yellowboat
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Ok cupid message from this morning
What's really nuts is when you expand it she is holding hands with a very young child.LoL is a random picture of someone walking away. ?
Your replay should be "Sure, got any viagra "
Same hereFor some reason I just picture pulling the pin and flipping the spoon on a frag, someone shouting, "Fire in the hole!"
That's because I'm married, and also because all my phone messages kind of flash a headline and info when locked. If that popped up on my phone, I think there may be radio silence, and the end of Monkeys' Wrench
Side note. You do know you can change that in your settings right?For some reason I just picture pulling the pin and flipping the spoon on a frag, someone shouting, "Fire in the hole!"
That's because I'm married, and also because all my phone messages kind of flash a headline and info when locked. If that popped up on my phone, I think there may be radio silence, and the end of Monkeys' Wrench
Yes, I know... but a little fear is a great motivator.Side note. You do know you can change that in your settings right?
Lol... I get it. The 2:17 seconds of strange is not worth 3/4 of all my current shit, and at least 1/2 of my retirement until one of us croaksYes, I know... but a little fear is a great motivator.
Straight and narrow these days
Lol... I get it. The 2:17 seconds of strange is not worth 3/4 of all my current shit, and at least 1/2 of my retirement until one of us croaks
I actually do that so I don't stop and read them and get side tracked with all the normal work bullshit that comes across my phone. As soon as I start reading and getting sucked down that rabbit hole I find myself going to email and wasting valuable RDP time answering work related BS.
Ok, what should I say to her?For our sakes I feel you must investigate further. Details must be shared, and hopefully better photos. As always, exercise extreme caution.
You can use what I say in Vegas.
"Look I don't want to waste your time or mine I charge $800 an hour and I'm worth every fuking cent" "if you wanna see God let's get this shit going"