I have a question...

[GRADS]

Why is it that when women get a little pooch or a beer belly they do everything in the world to hide it but when they are pregnant they show that mother fucker off like no tomorrow. Belly button popping out, hands showing it off....etc?

I think I'm going to start posing with my gut like this for pics....really show that fucker off...

 

[4Waters]

It's a pride thing.

 

[Heylam]

You’re pregnant?

 

[was thatguy]

When are you due??

 

[napanutt]

You’re pregnant?

When are you due??

LMMFAO!!!

 

[JD D05]

Grads I am obviously to most of what women do but this is pretty simple. Like a character flaw if you don't get it.

 

[buck35]

Kind of a proud moment kind of deal, like when you get a new dong to share..

 

[jetur]

Wife says, " there is a sense of accomplishment with one and a sense of failure with the other" lol

 

[JD D05]

Wife says, " there is a sense of accomplishment with one and a sense of failure with the other" lol

Exactly.

 

[4Waters]

Wife says, " there is a sense of accomplishment with one and a sense of failure with the other" lol

What? It's our accomplishment, we're the ones doing the shooting

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Pregnant chicks are hot.

 

[GRADS]

Pregnant chicks are hot.

Oh fuck no! Is it the stretch marks or the big dark nipples that turn you on?

 

[WhatExit?]

Why is it that when women ...are pregnant they show that mother fucker off like no tomorrow. Belly button popping out, hands showing it off....etc?

I think I'm going to start posing with my gut like this for pics....really show that fucker off...

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Do you have any kids? I assume you don't since you're so ignorant

 

[yz450mm]

Oh fuck no! Is it the stretch marks or the big dark nipples that turn you on?

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Nope, it's the absolutely positively God-given guarantee that whatever you do, she can't get pregnant again. The ultimate freebie... without the chance of the condom / birth control / tube tying failing.

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[WYRD]

Nope, it's the absolutely positively God-given guarantee that whatever you do, she can't get pregnant again. The ultimate freebie... without the chance of the condom / birth control / tube tying failing.

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Anal has the same effect

 

[GRADS]

Nope, it's the absolutely positively God-given guarantee that whatever you do, she can't get pregnant again. The ultimate freebie... without the chance of the condom / birth control / tube tying failing.

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I would be afraid I would dent the kids head.

 

[GRADS]

Wife says, " there is a sense of accomplishment with one and a sense of failure with the other" lol

That is true, it took me many years to build this gut and these chicks do it basically over night.

 

[monkeyswrench]

Oh fuck no! Is it the stretch marks or the big dark nipples that turn you on?

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...it's the knowing they are, in fact, female

 

[78Southwind]

Congrats on your anal baby....Grads

 

[Carlson-jet]

Do you have any kids? I assume you don't since you're so ignorant

Nobody and I mean nothing even from the great land of California would want to procreate with Greg.

Enjoy the fat gut and show it off proudly Greg. I'm glad you never passed on what minuscule genes you have to offer the world My friend.

No more extra "G"

 

[GRADS]

Nobody and I mean nothing even from the great land of California would want to procreate with Gregg.

Enjoy the fat gut and show it off proudly Gregg. I'm glad you never passed on what minuscule genes you have to offer the world My friend.

One G by the way.

 

[Carlson-jet]

One G by the way.

Sorry bud.

 

[coolchange]

Nope, it's the absolutely positively God-given guarantee that whatever you do, she can't get pregnant again. The ultimate freebie... without the chance of the condom / birth control / tube tying failing.

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Don't forget the raging hormone hornies.

 

[Old Texan]

Why is it that when women get a little pooch or a beer belly they do everything in the world to hide it but when they are pregnant they show that mother fucker off like no tomorrow. Belly button popping out, hands showing it off....etc?

I think I'm going to start posing with my gut like this for pics....really show that fucker off...

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Amazing how much of the world and it's simple things you do not understand......God definitely took the day off when you got wired. Or perhaps your final inspection was totally rejected and you were passed along anyway as some kind of joke.

 

[braindead]

I would be afraid I would dent the kids head.

Than use the shorter dildo instead

 

[ChumpChange]

One G by the way.

So it’s Gre? Silly name.

 

[oldschool]

Whoever said “There are no dumb questions “ must not have read any of your posts.