At The Nudie Bar.......

[BoatCop]

Watching old Married with Children reruns. Still probably the funniest TV comedy show in history. Saw the episode where Bud turns 18 and Al takes him to the Nudie Bar and hilarity ensues. Especially the monologue at the end.

"At the Nudie Bar.....

Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick ass."

So I thought that THIS bunch of inmates could come up lines with better than that. So how about it? How long can we keep the thread running? One line per post, please.

At the Nudie Bar....

Where the beer comes in tanks, and has afternoon skanks.

At the Nudie Bar.

 

[sirbob]

haha


At the Nudie Bar....

Where the beer is cold, and the stripers are old.

At the Nudie Bar.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

At the nudie bar

Where money goes fast stuffed between every ass

At the nudie bat

 

[rmarion]

"Theres Becky-Joe, she has always been a Hoe" at the Nudie Bar

 

[BoatCop]

At the Nudie BAr.....

Where the girls get you drunk, but won't play with your junk.

At the Nudie Bar.

 

[zx14]

at the nudie bar
where they show you their butt
and their trap stays shut
at the nudie bar

 

[monkeyswrench]

...it ain't over, till you're sober

 

[buck35]

At the nudie bar
If you see a gaping kunt
You better bunt.
At the nudie bar...

 

[The Prisoner]

At the Nudie bar
Went years ago to the one in Bullhead
The girls were so ugly..... maybe dead.

 

[zx14]

At the nudie bar
Where a buck's enough
to see their stuff,
at the nudie bar.

 

[Clearmax]

My favorite episode. where you can look at a thigh
and blacken an eye
at the nudie bar

 

[BoatCop]

At the Nudie Bar...

Where you drink at the bar, and get blown in your car.

At the Nudie Bar.

 

[ElAzul]

Yup that's a C section scar is said alot at the nudie bar

 

[4Waters]

Where you get head in the glass and get blown in the back

At the nudie bar

 

[SpeedyWho]

At the Nudie bar...

Where the beer gives you the shits but you went there for the Tits

At the Nudie bar.

 

[4Waters]

At the Nudie bar...

Where the beer gives you the shits but you went there for Tits

At the Nudie bar.

China buffet had strippers?

 

[4Waters]

Where the beer is cold going in and burns coming out

At the nudie bar

 

[was thatguy]

My favorite scene was in an episode where Al is on the couch, Peggy is in his ear on one side asking for money, kids in the other ear begging money.

Al stares straight ahead into the camera and says “surely death can’t be this busy”...

 

[4Waters]

My favorite scene was in an episode where Al is on the couch, Peggy is in his ear on one side asking for money, kids in the other ear begging money.

Al stares straight ahead into the camera and says “surely death can’t be this busy”...

One of my favorites

 

[was thatguy]

 

[NicPaus]

I have not seen Ed in years. He used to go to Eat at Rudys on the regular when he trained at Gracie on Carson st. Ate breakfast next to him many times.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

At the nudie bar.

Where a buck gets you a show
But a five gets you a blow.

At the nudie bar.

 

[SOCALCRICKETT]

At the nudie bar...


Where the drinks are strong and you leave with a half hard dong

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[SOCALCRICKETT]

At the nudie bar...


Where you go for drink, and to look at some stink

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[Lunatic Fringe]

At the nudie bar.

Where the lighting is dim
Because the offerings are grim.

At the nudie bar.

 

[Bigbore500r]

at the nudie bar

Where strippers won’t tell you their name,
but show their butthole for some change

at the nudie bar

 

[SpeedyWho]

At the Nudie Bar....

Where the sign on the door says 24 Karats, and all of the dancers are single parents.

At the Nudie Bar.

 

[Tooned Up]

At the nudie bar....

Where you drink whiskey from a glass and stare at bare ass

At the nudie bar...

 

[getoffmylawn]

RDP AUTOCORRECT:
STRIPPER, not striper.... one is tuna, the other a bass

 

[4Waters]

RDP AUTOCORRECT:
STRIPPER, not striper.... one is tuna, the other a bass

They both smell the same LOL

 

[colenighthawk]

At the nudie bar.....

Where beer give you gas,
And Bundy kicks ass

At the nudie bar.....

 

[getoffmylawn]

Where you blow your wad,
then find out she’s a tranny named Todd

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

At the nudie bar.

There's a stripper named Babs
With a severe case of crabs.

At the nudie bar.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

At the nudie bar.

You'll arrive with high hopes
Depart alone and so broke.

At the nudie bar.

 

[cofooter]

At the nudie bar

Where men are men, and strippers are nervous

At the nudie bar

 

[ssc]

At the nudie bar

Where they take your cash and you leave with a rash.

At the nudie bar

 

[Lavey29]

I remember going down for a taping of the show and talking to Bud while we were waiting in line to get in. That show is a classic. I also like Al in Modern Family too.

 

[bocco]

I still have a NO MA'AM T shirt.

 

[brownsuger]

At the Nudie Bar

Where I used to like to go.... Until I reached the age that the "Girls" dancing are younger than my daughter.... That just seems creepy fo sho...

At the Nudie Bar

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

At the nudie bar.

With your tool you will fidget
While on stage there's a midget.

At the nudie bar.

 

[BoatCop]

At the Nudie Bar.....

Where you call for another, and tip a single mother

At the Nudie Bar.

 

[DaveC]

Where is it doesn’t take much cash to see some skanky ass

At the nudie bar

 

[DaveC]

Where the giant fake bolt on’s lead to many a hard on.

At the nudie bar

 

[brgrcru]

classic lol

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Where the cellulites bouncin and the women need counclin.

At the nudie bar

 

[Mandelon]

Where I met my new wife. For the third time in my life.

 

[SpeedyWho]

At the Nudie Bar...

Where you can act like a Jamoke, as long as you have a baggie fulla coke.

At the Nudie Bar.

 

[Nordie]

At the nudie bar

Where I once saw a granny in lingerie wearing corrective lenses and drinking coffee

At the nudie bar

 

[SpeedyWho]

At the Nudie Bar....

Where real life is stranger than fiction, and the girls dance to fuel their addiction.

At the Nudie Bar.

 

[HighVoltage329]

where the dancers are fine if you drink enough wine..