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The Prisoner

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I love Trapped in Paradise.....Dana Carvey was funny as hell.....got a bad rating but some people just don’t like goofball comedy.
 

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Well my name is merry "no shit"

Not only one of the best quotes ever from a Christmas movie, but one of the best movie quotes ever. However, you have to really get dry comedy to to think its funny. I for one laugh so darn hard every time I see this part! "Shitters full" is memorable but just slapstick.

Clark:
'Tis the season to be merry.

Mary:
That's my name.

Clark:
No shit.
 

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"Yippeeee ki yay mother fucker"
I used to say that at work, when somebody would finally decide to do something and get after it. After a couple of years a younger guy in the shop comes in one day walks up to me and says yippee-ki-yay mother f*****, that's from a movie. No s*** LOL.
 

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I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?
 

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"That does it! Out you two pixies go; through the door or out the window."
 

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It's driving my crazy George Bailey and the angel. I have seen it to many times. Somebody ease my pain.
 

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Lol. It's A Wonderful Life. Just before that:

"Hey look mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who wanna get drunk fast."
 

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When I wake up.....I'm getting an MRI.
 

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Not fair because I'm watching, but this one deserves a spot on the list: "don't forget the rubber sheets and the gerbils."
 

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"Yep, that there is an RV! Now dont you go fallin' in love with it cuz were taking it with us when we leave here next month."

[Clark chokes on eggnog as taking sip]
 

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The Ref - Denise Leary, Christine Baranski, Kevin Spacey.
A couple of good quotes from it.
"The spirit of Christmas is either you're good, or you're punished and you burn in hell"
"You know what mom? You know what I’m gonna get you next Christmas? A big wooden cross, so every time you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb up and nail yourself to it."
 
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