So how do you make this work?

[H20 Toie]

And to think that some of my posts make more sense than this packaging on a fire log.

 

[ElAzul]

And to think that some of my posts make more sense than this packaging on a fire log.


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I'm confused here those directions/warning seem legible and sensible. Am I missing something?

 

[H20 Toie]

It’s a fire log

keeping it away from heat would make it a little difficult to use I would think

 

[monkeyswrench]

It’s a fire log

keeping it away from heat would make it a little difficult to use I would think

Yes, but it will last a lot longer...

 

[Mandelon]

A box of melted wax would be bad.

But storage instructions and usage instructions are two different things. I have a couple just sitting on the wood pile outside. LOL

 

[H20 Toie]

Ok so i guess it was funnier to me then you all

 

[liquid addiction]

I trip out on the warming on the plastic around toilet paper that says “ this is not a toy. Keep away from children”. No shit??

 

[Carlson-jet]

Sometimes the sense of humor in this place is in the middle of Death valley around July.

Ok so i guess it was funnier to me then you all

It's Y'all.

 

[LuauLounge]

So, where is the "Keep away from fire and flame" warning?

 

[WhatExit?]

Don’t ask us - ask the lawyers who’re looking for a payday. We all pay way too much for having too many lawyers (including the ones who are politicians- they make the rest of the lawyers look like choir boys)

 

[Ziggy]

Ok so i guess it was funnier to me then you all

It certainly is an oxymoron when you look at it considering the contents of the box.

 

[Kachina26]

It certainly is an oxymoron when you look at it considering the contents of the box.

I dunno, gasoline is stored in the same way and is also designed to burn.