Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop is selling a vagina-scented candle, and it's already sold out

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You can't make this shit up. Makes you wonder about the mindset of folks who buys this crap.

The 47-year-old actress and serial lifestyle entrepreneur found another way to shock the world with the sale of a vagina-scented candle in her online Goop store.

The candle, provocatively named “This Smells Like My Vagina,” will run customers a cool $75 and boasts a fragrance packed with geranium, citrusy bergamot and cedar, according to the Daily Mail.

 

[HST4ME]

Some peoples kids..

 

[4Waters]

I'll be the judge of that

 

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I'd recommend the BDSM kit for Grads.
Goop made headlines over a holiday gift guide that included $43,000 earrings and a BDSM kit. The list was so outrageous, Goop itself dubbed it the “ridiculous but awesome gift guide.
Think of this kit as a beginner’s guide to BDSM,” said Goop’s website. “It’s even equipped with DIY restraining straps, to help you, him, or her assume the position

 

[SBMech]

I'll need a taste test first. Just to verify...she needs a few documented endorsements right?

 

[wallnutz]

I

 

[Tank]

I prefer vagina that doesn’t smell. Just saying.

 

[Blackmagic94]

Technically the candle smells like my dick

 

[TexasJet]

But they all smell and taste a little different. So I've been told.

 

[SBMech]

But they all smell and taste a little different. So I've been told.

That has been my experience as well....I have always kept my promise to myself, if my nose does not like it, my dick won't either....it's never been wrong...

 

[OLDRAAT]

Nothing ruins a nice romping more than a tart snatch.

 

[Sandlord]

Hmmm, I wonder if they are hiring a quality control specialist?

 

[varmit86]

I'll need a taste test first. Just to verify...she needs a few documented endorsements right?

Maybe she can use Harvey Weinstein?

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[wallnutz]

Hmmm, I wonder if they are hiring a quality control specialist?

Isn’t that What her Gynecologist is for? Why bring in another poor sap to smell that pooh nanny nanny.

 

[TITTIES AND BEER]

Good vagina or bad vagina smell

 

[Go-Fly]

Is that smell fresh out of the shower or after a 10 mile run.

 

[Carlson-jet]

I wonder how long the line of test samplers was.

 

[$hot]

 

[brgrcru]

Great comments guys lmao.

 

[4Waters]

Maybe she can use Harvey Weinstein?

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Who do you think smelled the candle

 

[4Waters]

If they smell like pussy they must be expensive

 

[GRADS]

This reminds me of Junior High when I'd get a stink finger and run around asking all my buddies to smell my finger.

 

[4Waters]

This reminds me of Junior High when I'd get a stink finger and run around asking all my buddies to smell my finger.

You ordered like 10 of these things, didn't you

 

[Carlson-jet]

This reminds me of Junior High when I'd get a stink finger and run around asking all my buddies to smell my finger.

Haha, sticking it in your butt doesn't count. LOL

 

[buck35]

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Didn't you just shot yur britches?

 

[GRADS]

Haha, sticking it in your butt doesn't count. LOL

I know but can you imagine the look on my face when my friends said it smelled good.

 

[wettrthebettr]

Same as my Scented Candle post , guess i should of stated it was a Vagina scent on the title. LOL

 

[Carlson-jet]

Same as my Scented Candle post , guess i should of stated it was a Vagina scent on the title. LOL

That and 6 hours.
You still get an A+ for effort.

 

[wettrthebettr]

That and 6 hours.
You still get an A+ for effort.

yeah,a little behind but the smell is the same
You know what Confucius say: crowded elevator smell different to midget

 

[Go-Fly]

yeah,a little behind but the smell is the same
You know what Confucius say: crowded elevator smell different to midget

Confucius say: pussy smells different in a 69.

 

[getoffmylawn]

Takes all the fun out of scratch n sniff

 

[WYRD]

How far up and how long do you think they had to leave it in to absorb the smell into the candle?

 

[sprintcvx]

I mean this is really a WTF! People actually buy this shit? Who the hell is the target market?

 

[DaveC]

I advise not to light the candle. I did and now I have burnt tongue.

 

[ElAzul]

It probably won't even light then say "nothing's wrong I'm fine"

 

[varmit86]

Who do you think smelled the candle

Harvey Weinstein tried to smell the candle and look where it got him.

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[Sandlord]

 

[wallnutz]

 

[4Waters]

 

[GRADS]

 

[RCDave]

Fish oil is flammable.

 

[Dan Lorenze]

Chris Martin didn't think it smelled that great.

 

[Bigbore500r]

Is that smell fresh out of the shower or after a 10 mile run.

Yes

 

[Bigbore500r]

So this is why they call it Bed, Bath & BEYOND

 

[02HoWaRd26]

 

[Terminal Velocity]

ROTFLMAO!!