941Punk
some beach, somewhere.
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Florida is running a RDP special!
If you are an American Patriot and caught the Liberal Arizona Gone Blues then bring your company, job, disposable income, west coast work ethic, boat, and hot wife down to the West Coast of Florida!
Choose between Manatee, Sarasota, Charlotte, or Lee counties where Trump won by at least 10%!
We offer NO STATE INCOME TAX, affordable homes (200k to be less then a mile from a private beach.. what? yes!), laid back lifestyle, year round sunshine with great fishing and boating with water access within a few minutes or less of your new home! We love guns!
Concerned about hurricanes and bugs? Sarasota/Manatee hasn't had a direct hit from a cane in 80 years! It would need to make a mad U-Turn to happen. Bugs? Unless you're in the swamp or the middle of the state, it's not a big deal. Alligators got your wife down? Again, not many by the coast and hell, they are cool as hell to look at! They don't bother you.
Got liberal family? Leave them leaches in Taxafornia or CArizona! Come on down and enjoy life! Love country music? Nashville is 12 hours away, Jimmy Buffett? Look around son, hell The Keys is 4 hours away!
Sell your home while you still can to some liberal Californian or Canadian (Fuck them too) and pay cash for your next home and start living!
Seriously, if you guys have any questions about the area, feel free to hit me up.
Florida is closed, but people still manage to get here and I rather it be some like minded west coast boaters then some east coast liberal asshole.
If you are an American Patriot and caught the Liberal Arizona Gone Blues then bring your company, job, disposable income, west coast work ethic, boat, and hot wife down to the West Coast of Florida!
Choose between Manatee, Sarasota, Charlotte, or Lee counties where Trump won by at least 10%!
We offer NO STATE INCOME TAX, affordable homes (200k to be less then a mile from a private beach.. what? yes!), laid back lifestyle, year round sunshine with great fishing and boating with water access within a few minutes or less of your new home! We love guns!
Concerned about hurricanes and bugs? Sarasota/Manatee hasn't had a direct hit from a cane in 80 years! It would need to make a mad U-Turn to happen. Bugs? Unless you're in the swamp or the middle of the state, it's not a big deal. Alligators got your wife down? Again, not many by the coast and hell, they are cool as hell to look at! They don't bother you.
Got liberal family? Leave them leaches in Taxafornia or CArizona! Come on down and enjoy life! Love country music? Nashville is 12 hours away, Jimmy Buffett? Look around son, hell The Keys is 4 hours away!
Sell your home while you still can to some liberal Californian or Canadian (Fuck them too) and pay cash for your next home and start living!
Seriously, if you guys have any questions about the area, feel free to hit me up.
Florida is closed, but people still manage to get here and I rather it be some like minded west coast boaters then some east coast liberal asshole.
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