Foreign Object Stuck In Woman's Urethra..........For You Weirdos On Here....

Starloans · Dec 28, 2020

GF is On Call Nurse at hospital surgery center last night. Gets called about 10 pm for an emergency surgery for a woman with a knife stuck in her gut. Goes in and it's a woman with a chapstick stuck in her urethra. Her BF put it there and got stuck. Doc had to extract. Apparently it was one of those "Soft Lips" brand pencil lip liners women use. There you go!!! Now you guys are up to date!!! If this post is in the wrong section, please move to the RDP Health & Wellness section or the RDP Weirdo Section....or BOTH.

LargeOrangeFont · Dec 28, 2020

So this was listed as a complication from Covid, right?

4Waters · Dec 28, 2020

When I worked in West Hollywood our main hospital we transported to was Cedars and walking through that ER there was some weird shit stuck in places, when I was in Carson, Torrance Mem had a couple weird ones as well.

Activated · Dec 28, 2020

My buddies wife is an ER nurse and works in the Bay Area. She may or may not have a bunch of extra x ray’s of objects they have removed from people’s butts.

They may or may not include:
Barbie Doll heads.
Hot Wheels cars
Literally brought someone in who managed to get their butt stuck on a door knob. Firemen just took the door off the frame and brought patient in to hospital still attached to door. Lol
Billiards balls.
Vibrators that were completely inside of someone.

Mandelon · Dec 28, 2020

Wife's aunt was a nurse at hospital in Bakersfield. They kept all the things that people got stuck inside them on a tray. Toys, light bulbs, all sorts of things.
Makes for hilarious stories. The excuses that the patients come up with. Like "I fell on it" was pretty typical.

She retired and ended up working again for an air ambulance. If you know the central valley at all you know about the crazy fog they get. Trying to land a chopper in fog is sketchy. After a couple wild landings and an autorotate she quit that.

dribble · Dec 28, 2020

I know this is in poor taste given the current situation but Grads do you have anything you would like to add to this thread?

HocusPocus · Dec 28, 2020

Ziggy · Dec 28, 2020

So the boyfriend was attempting to put lipstick on a .........

ONE-A-DAY · Dec 28, 2020

My wife found a half eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich under a 400 pound woman’s vagina flap. “I was wondering there that went”

CLdrinker · Dec 28, 2020

ONE-A-DAY said:
My wife found a half eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich under a 400 pound woman’s vagina flap. “I was wondering there that went”

Probably started out as a peanut butter sandwich the flap added the jelly.

4Waters · Dec 28, 2020

bldrinker said:
Probably started out as a peanut butter sandwich the flap added the jelly.

DLC · Dec 28, 2020

I guess he missed her lips and it fell into the tuna tunnel never to be seen again unless surgically removed

Kachina26 · Dec 28, 2020

Ziggy said:
So the boyfriend was attempting to put lipstick on a .........

Google "sounding". I thought it was just a guy thing.

samsah33 · Dec 28, 2020

See any 10mm sockets?

Ziggy · Dec 28, 2020

Kachina26 said:
Google "sounding". I thought it was just a guy thing.

Holy Fuk!

SKIDMARC · Dec 28, 2020

Was she hot?

Activated · Dec 28, 2020

Ziggy said:
Holy Fuk!

What he said.

Dettom · Dec 28, 2020

Back in my patrol days, I took a guy to the ER for a blood draw, from a DUI crash. When he got there, he informed me he had a 3/8 ratchet in his ass. When the doc removed it, he was bellowing in pain. I told him next time, use a smooth handled Snap-On unit instead of the knurl-handled Harbor freight cheapie, it never pays to go cheap when you’re looking for some quality time with your own butt...A string of invectives followed.

Starloans · Dec 28, 2020

Kachina26 said:
Google "sounding". I thought it was just a guy thing.

NOW...SEE, that's the shit right there that I didn't need to know about!!! I already know too much with the initial information.

Who cums up with this shit???

RDP is either a wealth of useful information or mind rape of shit you can never erase.

Looking Glass · Dec 28, 2020

Starloans said:
GF is On Call Nurse at hospital surgery center last night. Gets called about 10 pm for an emergency surgery for a woman with a knife stuck in her gut. Goes in and it's a woman with a chapstick stuck in her urethra. Her BF put it there and got stuck. Doc had to extract. Apparently it was one of those "Soft Lips" brand pencil lip liners women use. There you go!!! Now you guys are up to date!!! If this post is in the wrong section, please move to the RDP Health & Wellness section or the RDP Weirdo Section....or BOTH.

For All The Wierdo's In Here

AND!!

You are the one who Found and Posted it.

What were you Searching for?

Dettom · Dec 28, 2020

Mandelon said:
Wife's aunt was a nurse at hospital in Bakersfield. They kept all the things that people got stuck inside them on a tray. Toys, light bulbs, all sorts of things.
Makes for hilarious stories. The excuses that the patients come up with. Like "I fell on it" was pretty typical.

She retired and ended up working again for an air ambulance. If you know the central valley at all you know about the crazy fog they get. Trying to land a chopper in fog is sketchy. After a couple wild landings and an autorotate she quit that.

“I fell on it”. That is used more commonly than you might think. For example, rape cases that were totally fabricated because wife/girlfriend couldn’t explain why she didn’t come home one night. I had one tell me, she was walking through a field when she fell and ended up with a dick in her ass.... I asked her if it was growing out of the ground and could she show me this Field of Dicks..can’t make this shit up.

500bbc · Dec 28, 2020

Dettom said:
“I fell on it”. That is used more commonly than you might think. For example, rape cases that were totally fabricated because wife/girlfriend couldn’t explain why she didn’t come home one night. I had one tell me, she was walking through a field when she fell and ended up with a dick in her ass.... I asked her if it was growing out of the ground and could she show me this Field of Dicks..can’t make this shit up.

Was it Cardi B?

HubbaHubbaLife · Dec 28, 2020

500bbc said:
Was it Cardi B?

Now thats funny right there

wishiknew · Dec 28, 2020

Maybe she had chapped lips ????

Runs2rch · Dec 28, 2020

Dettom said:
“I fell on it”. That is used more commonly than you might think. For example, rape cases that were totally fabricated because wife/girlfriend couldn’t explain why she didn’t come home one night. I had one tell me, she was walking through a field when she fell and ended up with a dick in her ass.... I asked her if it was growing out of the ground and could she show me this Field of Dicks..can’t make this shit up.

Exactly! My wife is in the ER. Plenty of I fell on it stories.

Hose nozzles are frequent offenders hahaha.

Oh you know just a little naked watering I like to do!

boatnam2 · Dec 28, 2020

I know one thing, don't use a tickle anti perspirant bottle and throw it under the bird cage next to bed. Well that's what a friend told me.

nameisbond · Dec 28, 2020

In middle school, me and a buddy over at a girls house. We snooped around her bedroom and found a vacuum cleaner attachment under her bed. We figured out right away what she was doing. I dated her for awhile because of it!

jetboatperformance · Dec 28, 2020

ONE-A-DAY said:
My wife found a half eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich under a 400 pound woman’s vagina flap. “I was wondering there that went”

Thanks Now I just cant "un see that" .... creamy or chunky ?

Kachina26 · Dec 28, 2020

Starloans said:
NOW...SEE, that's the shit right there that I didn't need to know about!!! I already know too much with the initial information.

Who cums up with this shit???

RDP is either a wealth of useful information or mind rape of shit you can never erase.

One time I was trying to show a friend that move that was put out called Pegged. So I Googled, "Pegged Movie". That's when I realized the strap-on genre had a name, pegging. LOL

Kachina26 · Dec 28, 2020

Ziggy said:
Holy Fuk!

Now search, "Docking". Seems innocent enough for a boater to be looking for techniques.

Ziggy · Dec 28, 2020

Kachina26 said:
Now search, "Docking". Seems innocent enough for a boater to be looking for techniques.

Wtf? Geezus.

Quit it, I don't want to know all this weird shit.

Kachina26 · Dec 29, 2020

Ziggy said:
Wtf? Geezus.
Quit it, I don't want to know all this weird shit.

Ok, I'll stop. But not until after mentioning the 'double Dutch rudder'.

500bbc · Dec 29, 2020

yard dog said:
My daughter is a pathologist , the truth is anybody part or Foreign objects that is removed from the body is sent to a lab and pathologist then verifies what it was and writes a report . She has a lot of stories of the items that have been recovered from various areas of body .

Well?

SoCalDave · Dec 29, 2020

500bbc said:
Well?

No shit...

Rondog4405 · Dec 29, 2020

A make shift pocket rocket..nice

Rayson1971 · Dec 29, 2020

Dettom said:
Back in my patrol days, I took a guy to the ER for a blood draw, from a DUI crash. When he got there, he informed me he had a 3/8 ratchet in his ass. When the doc removed it, he was bellowing in pain. I told him next time, use a smooth handled Snap-On unit instead of the knurl-handled Harbor freight cheapie, it never pays to go cheap when you’re looking for some quality time with your own butt...A string of invectives followed.

Would've been funnier if it was the infamous 10mm socket.

Drew · Dec 29, 2020

bldrinker said:
Probably started out as a peanut butter sandwich the flap added the jelly.

And the yeast infection made the bread

Boatymcboatface · Dec 29, 2020

Brother is a nurse and worked the night shift at scrips hospital in hill crest San Diego. He would get calls all the time to go see what one of the guys got stuck in their butts after a long night of partying. A liter bottle of coke/and two headed dildo just to name a couple.

Starloans · Dec 29, 2020

Looking Glass said:
For All The Wierdo's In Here

AND!!

You are the one who Found and Posted it.

What were you Searching for?

FOUND IT????? SEARCHING FOR IT?????

Did you read the fucking post or UNDERSTAND IT????

IT......came home from work in the form of my nurse girlfriend and TOLD ME ABOUT IT.

It's a REAL story, not some shit I found on the internet. SMH

02HoWaRd26 · Dec 29, 2020

Starloans said:
FOUND IT????? SEARCHING FOR IT?????

Did you read the fucking post or UNDERSTAND IT????

IT......came home from work in the form of my nurse girlfriend and TOLD ME ABOUT IT.

It's a REAL story, not some shit I found on the internet. SMH

He’s worse than Grads!

Starloans · Dec 29, 2020

Boatymcboatface said:
Brother is a nurse and worked the night shift at scrips hospital in hill crest San Diego. He would get calls all the time to go see what one of the guys got stuck in their butts after a long night of partying. A liter bottle of coke/and two headed dildo just to name a couple.

This thread was doing just fine until you had to go and mention HILLCREST and TWO HEADED DILDOS.....

Boatymcboatface · Dec 29, 2020

Sorry I guess I could’ve mentioned the female stripper that had a thing for stuffed animals!

jetboatperformance · Dec 29, 2020

Boatymcboatface said:
Sorry I guess I could’ve mentioned the female stripper that had a thing for stuffed animals!

Gerbils ?

Kachina26 · Dec 29, 2020

jetboatperformance said:
Gerbils ?

My wife has a story about a field mouse found during a sigmoidoscopy.

riverroyal · Dec 29, 2020

I see no problem with this. Doesn’t effect me, so enjoy.

OLDRAAT · Dec 29, 2020

SoCalDave said:
No shit...

I'm sure that's one of the symptoms they all have in common.

Boatymcboatface · Dec 30, 2020

No actual kids toys stuffed animals the bigger the better! Apparently she started with the ones like you win in the crane machines at pizza places.

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