RiverDave
In it to win it
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Stacy has been harassing me for another dog, so I put out the call.. I said what’s the meanest one ya got? They brought a Doberman... meh.. he didn’t have the crazy in the eyes that I like in a dog. What else ya got? The brought out a pit and said “Mr Johnson you really don’t want this dog.. literally just broke up a fight with him and another dog..”. The pit was tore up, so I said “well which dog did that?” “Mr. Johnson that dog isn’t available for adoption.”
I said well let’s just take a look at it? Out comes two guys with the dog on the extended polls fighting her every inch of the way.. Third guy with the tranquilizer gun in case she got loose..
I said “you guys are being a little dramatic for that little thing aren’t ya?” I could see the fear in their eyes..
I explained to them that my last dog ate chain link fences and shit out master locks.. and I got her the same way.
They looked confused on how you could train such an animal. I said don’t move I’ll be right back. Got the trusty lead pipe out of the truck.. one quick crack between the eyes and now we know who’s in charge..
It’s the pussification of America I tell ya.. nothing like a good junkyard mutt... once they know the rules of the road anyways..
Meet Sadie the new Johnson mutt.
I said well let’s just take a look at it? Out comes two guys with the dog on the extended polls fighting her every inch of the way.. Third guy with the tranquilizer gun in case she got loose..
I said “you guys are being a little dramatic for that little thing aren’t ya?” I could see the fear in their eyes..
I explained to them that my last dog ate chain link fences and shit out master locks.. and I got her the same way.
They looked confused on how you could train such an animal. I said don’t move I’ll be right back. Got the trusty lead pipe out of the truck.. one quick crack between the eyes and now we know who’s in charge..
It’s the pussification of America I tell ya.. nothing like a good junkyard mutt... once they know the rules of the road anyways..
Meet Sadie the new Johnson mutt.