Lower River Smuggling

[Loo Dog]

Coming to your favorite lake/river spots or marinas soon!

Agents Intercept Smuggling Attempt on Colorado River

Securing America's Borders

www.cbp.gov

 

[Mandelon]

Well, if they get stuck on a sandbar they brought a whole crew to push them off! LOL

 

[monkeyswrench]

Great, they have a navy now...

 

[HB2Havasu]

Coming to your favorite lake/river spots or marinas soon!

Agents Intercept Smuggling Attempt on Colorado River

Securing America's Borders

www.cbp.gov

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Soon to be released into America after they claim political asylum like the other 2 Million coming this year to a neighborhood near you. Thanks Jao!

 

[Mandelon]

Those nine guys are 17 new democrat voters!

 

[paradise]

This was posted on one of the lower river pages and someone's husband helped them get fuel up at Walters as they had run out. Said they were fishing, etc.

Had no idea the situation until they got back to the boat and there were 8 guys in there... and no fishing poles

 

[Ziggy]

I'd assume their end goal was to get north towards Blythe beyond the check stations??

 

[Taboma]

This was posted on one of the lower river pages and someone's husband helped them get fuel up at Walters as they had run out. Said they were fishing, etc.

Had no idea the situation until they got back to the boat and there were 8 guys in there... and no fishing poles

Boy am I confused. Walter's camp is upstream of Martinez Lake, yet the boat was boarded at Martinez Lake. So they were boating back to Mexico ? Hell, they could have floated.
Also someone's husband is in need of help, if he didn't think it odd that nine Mexicans, dressed as they are, with no fishing rods, were fishing.
Unless by "THEY" you mean the husband realized when he saw them in the boat ?

No worries, other than where they FOUND the boat.

 

[Taboma]

I'd assume their end goal was to get north towards Blythe beyond the check stations??

Then if they went from Walter's Camp back down to Martinez, they were going ass-backwards.

 

[boatdoc55]

I'd assume their end goal was to get north towards Blythe beyond the check stations??

I thought Biden closed the check stations?? Wife said the one on AZ95 near Stone Cabin was not maned a couple weeks ago.

 

[Ziggy]

Then if they went from Walter's Camp back down to Martinez, they were going ass-backwards.

Sometimes you gotta go "back" for gas when you have a shitty travel agent. Guess it beats being 1 of 23 in a Suburban.

 

[Dalton]

If they were in swim trunks, drunk as hell blasting Mexican music, nobody woulda second guessed them


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[Taboma]

Sometimes you gotta go "back" for gas when you have a shitty travel agent. Guess it beats being 1 of 23 in a Suburban.

I've often wondered that if you're driving a lowered Burb or Escalade, dark windows, and you pass a border patrol parked along I15, does this trigger an auto-stop and search ?

 

[gqchris]

If they were in swim trunks, drunk as hell blasting Mexican music, nobody woulda second guessed them


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Thats the problem, Mexican guys dont wear swim trunks. When they do they think that they are Putas! Closest you are gonna get is what my buddies call the "Mexican Wetsuit". aka Cut off jeans!

 

[LazyLavey]

Future Inmates???

 

[Taboma]

If they were in swim trunks, drunk as hell blasting Mexican music, nobody woulda second guessed them


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YES, you see, who ever their wardrobe designer is, they've got it all wrong. Dress for success baby

 

[LazyLavey]

Thats the problem, Mexican guys dont wear swim trunks. When they do they think that they are Putas! Closest you are gonna get is what my buddies call the "Mexican Wetsuit". aka Cut off jeans!

And a fancy leather belt!!

 

[gqchris]

I've often wondered that if you're driving a lowered Burb or Escalade, dark windows, and you pass a border patrol parked along I15, does this trigger an auto-stop and search ?

Funny you mention that, I used to drive a black escalade with limo tint windows. I got stopped WAY TOO MUCH and realized it was because of the damn car! Never got tickets, as the cops would come up with some silly reason they stopped me and let me go when they saw a whiteboy inside.

 

[Taboma]

Thats the problem, Mexican guys dont wear swim trunks. When they do they think that they are Putas! Closest you are gonna get is what my buddies call the "Mexican Wetsuit". aka Cut off jeans!

All I know is, I could fit my entire body into just one of the legs of some of these ankle length shorts I see em wearing.

 

[gqchris]

And a fancy leather belt!!

Yes, mandatory!

 

[Taboma]

Funny you mention that, I used to drive a black escalade with limo tint windows. I got stopped WAY TOO MUCH and realized it was because of the damn car! Never got tickets, as the cops would come up with some silly reason they stopped me and let me go when they saw a whiteboy inside.

Well I see those border patrol parked off the freeway and I'm always curious what signs they're looking for that trigger an interdiction. So far I haven't, because I'm going to have to try hard not to be a bit snarky

 

[HNL2LHC]

And a fancy leather belt!!

Don‘t forget the belt buckle.

 

[Ziggy]

And a fancy leather belt!!

Yes, mandatory!

Lol, from some American dude that was gonna throw it away because of a faulty buckle

 

[Gelcoater]

I thought Biden closed the check stations?? Wife said the one on AZ95 near Stone Cabin was not maned a couple weeks ago.

The one on 86 north of Westmorland was open a few weeks ago when I went through.

 

[paradise]

Well I see those border patrol parked off the freeway and I'm always curious what signs they're looking for that trigger an interdiction. So far I haven't, because I'm going to have to try hard not to be a bit snarky

Funny story about that, about 15 years ago a friend of mine and I were driving on the 8W by Gordon’s well where they used to have that checkpoint. We decided to get off and take the frontage rd to bypass the line that was waiting. Two guys in a beat red Volvo was enough to convince the BP that was waiting on the off ramp we were trouble.

We almost made it to the next on-ramp when he caught up. He had apparently already called for backup because about 10 seconds into our conversation he says “hold on” and proceeds to cancel “backup and radio silence” on the radio LOL. Checked our DL and asked us to just go through the checkpoint next time

 

[2Driver]

Closest you are gonna get is what my buddies call the "Mexican Wetsuit". aka Cut off jeans!

LOL Pretty much my “go to” garment as a kid in the 70’s

 

[BoatCop]

I did several drug patrols down there, working with Border Patrol, Yuma SO, AZGFD. A lot of people don't know that La Paz County goes all the down to just 13 miles north of Martinez. Right around Clear Lake and Yuma Wash. We had reports of PWCs running at night from Fisher's to Walters Camp and Oxbow. Suspects with back-packs. They were reported to be occurring at different times over the entire year.

 

[J&k beer can]

AZ governor moved B.P agents plus national guard to border.
so the yuma i8 checkpoint and n95(AZ) checkpoint have been closed for last few weeks..
if they would of bothered to read and check.. there we be need to try and boat up river..

 

[Icky]

I'm 1/4 offended by half the comments in here

 

[playdeep]

I'm 1/4 offended by half the comments in here

(UnLucky's) wife will be along shortly to call us all phuking racists...

 

[playdeep]

Great, they have a navy now...

Well they do have a Coast Guard...

 

[AZmike]

Nothing to see here just Biden's gardeners heading to work!

 

[Taboma]

Nothing to see here just Biden's gardeners heading to work!

After Nixon's Western White House was renovated for his use in the late 60's, the head grounds keeper who'd been employed essentially forever by the previous owner's, the Cotton sisters and was continuing his service under Nixon, was found to be an undocumented alien, fired and deported.
Apparently uncovered when they ran the arduous background checks. He must have been overconfident in his fake documents, or rather foolish to think he wouldn't be found out.