So my wife says..

[RiverDave]

You know the guy.. he hangs out with the guy that has that clean Hallett.




that narrows it down babe.. might as well say it’s the guy with the clean Schiada.

between that and “what’s his face” I have no idea what we are talking about half the time.

 

[SKIDMARC]

Lol. I know what you mean. Then they look at you like your dumb when you don’t know who they are taking about. Well at least my wife does. Lol.

 

[Willie B]

...This is why we love women... we may not know what they’re saying...but it sure feels good...(most of the time)...

 

[rvrrat350]

oh thats Bob!

 

[ka0tyk]

Narrows it down as much as “old jet bote”

 

[monkeyswrench]

...This is why we love women... we may not know what they’re saying...but it sure feels good...(most of the time)...

Most of the time we're just happy a woman will talk to us...we still don't listen.

 

[musicFunsun]

I’ve got news for ya RD, it goes both ways

 

[Pesky Varmint]

All you have to do is be ears. Don't have to talk. Just act like you're listening.

 

[wallnutz]

That reminds me of the time I told my Buddy we were parked next to the lifted white F-250 with the Weekend Warrior

 

[CLdrinker]

What about when the bring up something they told you that you have no fucking clue about. Turns out the conversation was 3 months ago.

and you get the “see you never listen to me”

And then you come back with, no I just don’t give a shit about what happened 3 months ago.

 

[gqchris]

At least your wife knows what a Hallett is. Lol. Mine describes every boat by colors!

 

[Flying_Lavey]

My wife will start a story 2/3rds of the way through the story so I wont have ANY idea who she is talking about or anything until I make her stop and repeat herself.

 

[HB2Havasu]

My wife started a conversation once with: Hey you know that Mexican guy with a Mustache, lol.

 

[bonesfab]

Whats this wife thing you speak of??

 

[SoCalDave]

 

[Singleton]

I refer to folks based on screen name. My wife looks at me like I am crazy half the time

 

[Mr. C]

My wife will start a story 2/3rds of the way through the story so I wont have ANY idea who she is talking about or anything until I make her stop and repeat herself.

But at least you only have to listen to 1/3 of story you don't probably even care about. LOL
Or like mine, will mix in two other partial stories with the main one she started.
I just look at her dumb founded and say "HUH"

 

[2Driver]

 

[Badchoices03]

At least your wife knows what a Hallett is. Lol. Mine describes every boat by colors!

LOL I was thinking this same thing about my wife.

 

[SoCalDave]

Fitting for this thread...

 

[monkeyswrench]

But at least you only have to listen to 1/3 of story you don't probably even care about. LOL
Or like mine, will mix in two other partial stories with the main one she started.
I just look at her dumb founded and say "HUH"

When my wife does that, I tell her, "Slow down, I need a road map!"

 

[240Hallett]

So does the guy that hangs out with the guy have a clean Hallett too??

 

[Ziggy]

You know that "thing" with a red button "thingie" that turns on the big "thing"?
Ah..... Nope

 

[boatnam2]

At least give a color or say.... you know the guy with a hallet who's wife has huge tits, at least that cuts it in half in havasu.

 

[wildone]

You know the guy.. he hangs out with the guy that has that clean Hallett.




that narrows it down babe.. might as well say it’s the guy with the clean Schiada.

between that and “what’s his face” I have no idea what we are talking about half the time.

Did he have a gold chain and silver chest hair?

 

[LHC Kirby]

My wife started a conversation once with: Hey you know that FIREMAN guy with a Mustache, lol.

Fixed it for you.

 

[HallettBill]

So does the guy that hangs out with the guy have a clean Hallett too??

Probably

 

[Ziggy]

Probably

LOL

 

[jadenchick]

You guys don’t listen anyways lol so we talk in code to you guys.

 

[4Waters]

Fitting for this thread...

I love fishing


Edit:

I just got the look, apparently she was waiting for the video to stop playing ( crazy right) to tell me something. She started talking when I started my response and I didn't here a thing

 

[Javajoe]

Just don’t ask a lot of questions, they get frustrated easy. Ask me how I know

 

[Ziggy]

You guys don’t listen anyways lol so we talk in code to you guys.

Why use code? That just gets us in deeper shit with you gals. .....like when I say "English please" to her it generally doesn't go over so well

 

[jadenchick]

Why use code? That just gets us in deeper shit with you gals. .....like when I say "English please" to her it generally doesn't go over so well

That just pisses us off even more. Lol. You guys really just set yourself up with phrases like “calm down”, “relax”. It’s just an easy girl code to figure out. When you ask us where we want to eat, we never know. Just give us 2 choices. Or say tell me where you think we are headed to dinner and bam that’s where we want to go.

 

[wallnutz]

That just pisses us off even more. Lol. You guys really just set yourself up with phrases like “calm down”, “relax”. It’s just an easy girl code to figure out. When you ask us where we want to eat, we never know. Just give us 2 choices. Or say tell me where you think we are headed to dinner and bam that’s where we want to go.

Keep going.

 

[Ziggy]

That just pisses us off even more. Lol. You guys really just set yourself up with phrases like “calm down”, “relax”. It’s just an easy girl code to figure out. When you ask us where we want to eat, we never know. Just give us 2 choices. Or say tell me where you think we are headed to dinner and bam that’s where we want to go.

Sometimes those do work, sometimes they backfire

 

[Happy Smitty]

The wife tells me her car makes a noise....

I say "that's because you purchased a dodge"

 

[HB2Havasu]

Why use code? That just gets us in deeper shit with you gals. .....like when I say "English please" to her it generally doesn't go over so well

You need to get a Woman to English Translation Dictionary, lol

 

[DrunkenSailor]

So you sleeping on the couch?

 

[RiverDave]

So does the guy that hangs out with the guy have a clean Hallett too??

I think she was talking about your boat.. lol

 

[Icky]

When you ask us where we want to eat, we never know. Just give us 2 choices. Or say tell me where you think we are headed to dinner and bam that’s where we want to go.

She says, I don't know you pick. So I pick and she doesn't want that place, so I pick again........... after a few tries I pick the place she wanted all along

 

[TPC]

Did Stacy receive the Classic Mercury pullover cover-ups Alice sent?

 

[nowski]

I think your wife needs to chime in on this thread to confirm you were even listening to her...

 

[HNL2LHC]

You need to get a Woman to English Translation Dictionary, lol

You mean a Mansulator?

 

[Flying_Lavey]

That just pisses us off even more. Lol. You guys really just set yourself up with phrases like “calm down”, “relax”. It’s just an easy girl code to figure out. When you ask us where we want to eat, we never know. Just give us 2 choices. Or say tell me where you think we are headed to dinner and bam that’s where we want to go.

Yeah..... that has never worked with my wife or any girl I ever dated. I have tried. Usually the "calm down" and "relax" are to get you all to stop talking so fast and frantic that we cant understand. lol!

 

[69hondo]

My wife has this insane way of telling me something where she has to tell me the story leading up to the story that lead up to the story etc an so on to how she picked my daughters friend up from school.

 

[PlumLoco]

Try being married to a labor & delivery nurse. EVERY story is filled with drug names and medical phrases. I'm supposed to know what pre-eclampsia is along with defib and hypotension, along with late decels and contractions and what they look like on an EKG tracing.
After 30 years I still dont know most of it.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Try being married to a labor & delivery nurse. EVERY story is filled with drug names and medical phrases. I'm supposed to know what pre-eclampsia is along with defib and hypotension, along with late decels and contractions and what they look like on an EKG tracing.
After 30 years I still dont know most of it.

Im lucky I helped my wife study when she was in nursing school. I speak enough of the language to help her get to the point of the tale.