Free COVID Tests

[COCA COLA COWBOY]

Here you go!

https://www.covidtests.gov
get 4 free covid tests

 

[riverroyal]

USPS, you see what they did there.......

 

[RitcheyRch]

yes, up to 4 test kits per month. They are not free, taxpayers are footing the bill. My guess is these will be the next hot item to be stolen from your mailbox.

 

[HTTP404]

That site is going to get ass raped tomorrow.

Already slow as fuck.

 

[The Prisoner]

With auto fill, I ordered in 5 seconds. If I am paying for them with taxes, I might as well get them.

 

[Jimmyv]

Order quick,
They’ll send em on the next slow boat from China, spend months in port, finally moved via ground and assuming the train’s not looted by the homeless in LA, be home delivered and eventually stolen by porch pirates.

 

[MPHSystems]

Here you go!

https://www.covidtests.gov
get 4 free covid tests

You should look up the definition of “free”


Should be titled: ‘Have your kids pay for your COVID tests with interest”.

 

[The Prisoner]

Just ordered another batch for elderly parents who aren’t online. Article I saw said the site is in beta testing today, but worked lightning fast both times.

 

[sintax]

Order quick,
They’ll send em on the next slow boat from China, spend months in port, finally moved via ground and assuming the train’s not looted by the homeless in LA, be home delivered and eventually stolen by porch pirates.

Tell me you live in California, without saying you live in California.

 

[MPHSystems]

Order quick,
They’ll send em on the next slow boat from China, spend months in port, finally moved via ground and assuming the train’s not looted by the homeless in LA, be home delivered and eventually stolen by porch pirates.

 

[Jimmyv]

Tell me you live in California, without saying you live in California.

But the Weather! yadda yada…

 

[The Prisoner]

Order quick,
They’ll send em on the next slow boat from China, spend months in port, finally moved via ground and assuming the train’s not looted by the homeless in LA, be home delivered and eventually stolen by porch pirates.

I have an order from Sams Club that was put in on the 5th that I never received. I am thinking it was on that train. I just received an email today to contact them. Pain in the ass. It was either on that train or dumped like some others were. Who knows.

 

[Kachina26]

 

[Gramps]

government funded means we, the tax payer, paid an inflated high price for something

 

[Kachina26]

I have an order from Sams Club that was put in on the 5th that I never received. I am thinking it was on that train. I just received an email today to contact them. Pain in the ass. It was either on that train or dumped like some others were. Who knows.

It could still be on the train. They're building the trains so big that the final destination terminal can't process it and they sit for days on end. That's why break ins are on the rise. Well, along with a slew of other reasons.

 

[Bpracing1127]

Done, took 30 sec

 

[2Driver]

That site is going to get ass raped tomorrow.

Already slow as fuck.

IT went live today. I just ordered. This will be a cluster fuck I’m sure. Pics of boxes stacked up, lost, stolen, website crash ……

 

[Jimmyv]

I have an order from Sams Club that was put in on the 5th that I never received. I am thinking it was on that train. I just received an email today to contact them. Pain in the ass. It was either on that train or dumped like some others were. Who knows.

No joke, I had an order with a two day delivery suddenly pushed out a month.

 

[RVR SWPR]

Many of us still around that experienced the Carter mess and the immediate recovery efforts of the Reagan Administration Starting the day President Reagan inauguration. We need a re-run.

 

[EmpirE231]

Ya'll please feel free to post your symptoms 2-5 day after taking these "free" tests lol

 

[Tom Slick]

I'd like to know if I get a tax credit for not taking these FREE tests and the FREE jabs?

 

[propcheck]

They are freeeee
Just like college debt and reparations

 

[Willie B]

… I thought this was an offer that had been around for a while… Apparently not …well I put in my order for free stuff… …A little trick I learned during the hippie era in the 60s…free stuff…
…Oh wait a minute …what we actually learned was nothing is ever free…

 

[CoolCruzin]

That was easy . Placed an order

Just might be laced with some type of drug.
You never know

 

[MPHSystems]

Ya'll please feel free to post your symptoms 2-5 day after taking these "free" tests lol

It’s like giving blankets to the Indians.

 

[MPHSystems]

… I thought this was an offer that had been around for a while… Apparently not …well I put in my order for free stuff… …A little trick I learned during the hippie era in the 60s…free stuff…
…Oh wait a minute …what we actually learned was nothing is ever free…

 

[CoolCruzin]

If Negative keep testing for positive
WTF

 

[Backlash]

If you tested negative, you got a faulty test kit. Repeat the process with a new test kit, and maybe the second test results will more accurately depict your status. WAFJ.

 

[The Prisoner]

 

[ONE-A-DAY]

 

[Activated]

Make sure to specify which test you are ordering.

China make Covid anal swabs mandatory for all foreign arrivals

CHINA has made “humiliating” anal Covid swabs compulsory for ALL international travellers arriving in the country. Beijing claims the procedure – which involves a 5cm long saline-…

www.the-sun.com

 

[Bpracing1127]

did this on 1/18/22 and finally received them 2/4/22

 

[NicPaus]

Received today.

 

[sprintcvx]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1492497457292275713

 

[RitcheyRch]

I received my gubment "free" kits a few weeks ago and they are not user friendly. I prefer the Bionax Now by Abbott Labs. I have to test before I go visit my dad at his care facility.

 

[NicPaus]

I used 1 last week and it worked. Fucking positive.