Fake Meat of the Auto Industry

[Racey]

Dodge's new electric car with fake exhaust noise from speakers, fake shift feel via motor control.....

Just like fake meat, if real meat is so bad why you trying so hard to make this shit taste and look like it.

Hopefully we look back at this shit like the Pontiac Aztec in 10 years... If you are gonna make an electric car just make it, don't try to shoe horn it into a muscle car's body.

And i have nothing against electric cars, this is just gay.

 

[Backlash]

Lame! It sounds like a battery powered leaf blower! LMAO!!!!!

 

[RaceTec]

FUCKING LAME!!!

 

[Meaney77]

Its like when you are watching a movie/TV show and they dub in a 2 stroke motorcycle on a 4 stroke bike...


Dodge, not surprised- super gay just like their tow mirrors.

 

[Rajobigguy]

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[EmpirE231]

The one benefit to electric cars would have been no more dumb ass V6 chargers with modified exhaust zipping around town... and then they go and do this

 

[monkeyswrench]

So, where does the sound fit, on a scale of 1 to 10...

10, in my mind, is a 500 inch V8 with 14:1... kind of like a ProStock car around 1995.

1 is a tie between the "whoosh" sound of a Tesla, and an open manifold 305.

 

[sintax]

dark dark times ahead of us folks...

everyones going to be driving around in golf carts, eating fake meat, watching VR / AR, and married to "non-biological women"

RIP

 

[Rajobigguy]

I real irony of the fake meat is that it's incredibly unhealthy so unless you're doing it solely because have a problem with animal slaughter your really defeating the purpose.

 

[4Waters]

GAAAAAY!!!

 

[MK1MOD0]

So lame. I can’t stand fake shit on cars. Fake air scoops and diffusers. And how about BMW piping in fake engine sounds on their stereo systems..... and not being able to disable it.

 

[Inland Air Balance]

Meanwhile in Stuttgart....911 GT3 RS 2023

 

[coolchange]

There was a movie about this. Starred Kevin ….James

 

[DarkHorseRacing]

I can’t wait until all the EV batteries start winding up in landfills and the Democrats lose their shit about that next. Pot meet kettle.

 

[Havasu Rehab]

I'd drive it. The styling of it is bad ass.

 

[sintax]

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[Tommy Gun Images]

It looks pretty good as far as EV goes but I agree faking the funk is cringy.

 

[Kfabe]

wanna know how i KNOW you're gay?

 

[coolchange]

It’s a mopar. At 100,000 miles are they going to have something where the pinion should be that drips fake gear oil?

 

[Xtrmwakeboarder]

I just cringe at the sound. If I want sound coming out of my electric I want it to sound like the Jetsons.

 

[MPHSystems]

Just like fake meat, if real meat is so bad why you trying so hard to make this shit taste and look like it.

It's like why do lesbians go after chicks who dress like guys If they really like a mouth full of clam better than sausage.


There should be no reason for Rachel Maddow to have a boy band haircut.

 

[TrollerDave]

I'd drive it. The styling of it is bad ass.

I agree as far as the body goes, nice clean lines.

So, where does the sound fit, on a scale of 1 to 10...

10, in my mind, is a 500 inch V8 with 14:1... kind of like a ProStock car around 1995.

1 is a tie between the "whoosh" sound of a Tesla, and an open manifold 305.

It’s more of a -6, like a fart in a fan.


Like he said, It is the way the industry is going.

 

[warpt71]

dark dark times ahead of us folks...

everyones going to be driving around in golf carts, eating fake meat, watching VR / AR, and married to "non-biological women"

RIP

I like my golf cart! Cadi grill and all. If thats the case, Im going fill on air bags and putting the stereo back in it

 

[Kfabe]

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This is all I hear in that video.

 

[Rajobigguy]

Just order it with wire wheels so we can put playing cards in the spokes.

 

[rivermobster]

Dodge's new electric car with fake exhaust noise from speakers, fake shift feel via motor control.....

Just like fake meat, if real meat is so bad why you trying so hard to make this shit taste and look like it.

Hopefully we look back at this shit like the Pontiac Aztec in 10 years... If you are gonna make an electric car just make it, don't try to shoe horn it into a muscle car's body.

And i have nothing against electric cars, this is just gay.

BMW did something like this starting back with the Z3 or Z4. I can't remember which one. The little 4 & 6 bangers sounded like crap, so the pumped engine noise into the passenger compartment to make it sound more......meaty.

Was gay back then too!!!

 

[bocco]

I agree that the fake shit is dumb. But that is one sexy bitch.

 

[Bigbore500r]

#1 problem of every Chrysler vehicle i've ever owned has been electrical gremlins......

There's no way in hell im buying an electric Chrysler!

 

[92562]

I hate it. I have no problem with electric vehicles and don't even care that a Tesla Plaid will beat my 65 Chevelle. The Tesla will never be as fun to drive!

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

BMW did something like this starting back with the Z3 or Z4. I can't remember which one. The little 4 & 6 bangers sounded like crap, so the pumped engine noise into the passenger compartment to make it sound more......meaty.

Was gay back then too!!!

Ford has been doing that for 10 years + In mustangs

 

[Meaney77]

They should call it the Dodge Discharger, what a disgrace.

 

[Member: 71]

purgatorycat

 

[Gelcoater]

Dodge's new electric car with fake exhaust noise from speakers, fake shift feel via motor control.....

Just like fake meat, if real meat is so bad why you trying so hard to make this shit taste and look like it.

Hopefully we look back at this shit like the Pontiac Aztec in 10 years... If you are gonna make an electric car just make it, don't try to shoe horn it into a muscle car's body.

And i have nothing against electric cars, this is just gay.

You’re just a negative Nellie

I can’t wait to dial in my tone.
Imagine this
At a stop light, you can toggle between the sound of a Dodge Daytona Hemi, an F-1 car, a Top fuel Dragster.
Etc etc.



Once they figure out the power grid and how all that electricity is generated

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

They should call it the Dodge Discharger, what a disgrace.

You win today!

 

[rivermobster]

Ford has been doing that for 10 years + In mustangs

Eco Boost engines...

Do they do that to the F150, to make it sound all badass and shit too??

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

Eco Boost engines...

Do they do that to the F150, to make it sound all badass and shit too??

Try again. They do it to the 5.0 .

No Juan wants to hear the ecoboosts. They just put bigger mufflers on them unless you get a Raptor.

 

[rivermobster]

They do it to the 5.0 .

Is that a yes or a no to the question I asked? I can't quite figure it out.

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

Is that a yes or a no to the question I asked? I can't quite figure it out.

Read it again? If you still can’t figure it out, repeat until comprehension is attained!

 

[rivermobster]

Read it again? If you still can’t figure it out, repeat until comprehension is attained!

Nope. Still doesn't answer my question.

Yes or no are the only acceptable answers.

Or....

I don't know?

That would work too.

 

[pronstar]

So, where does the sound fit, on a scale of 1 to 10...

10, in my mind, is a 500 inch V8 with 14:1... kind of like a ProStock car around 1995.

1 is a tie between the "whoosh" sound of a Tesla, and an open manifold 305.

The sounds that the early plug-in Prius made sounded like whales humping…and this opinion came from Toyota employees LOL

 

[MPHSystems]

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This is all I hear in that video.

You have to show proof of Monkeypox vaxx just to take a test drive.

 

[badgas]

I don't get adding the sound ?

My buddy took me for test drive in his Model S plaid

The cool thing about the 1.9 second 0-60 and 3 second 0-80 is that it is almost silent. Almost spooky but cool

Just keep EV's what they are but again like others have said that is no more lame than a stock civic with exhaust so loud that it wakes up the entire block.

 

[Bigbore500r]

COMING SOON

 

[monkeyswrench]

The sounds that the early plug-in Prius made sounded like whales humping…and this opinion came from Toyota employees LOL

Thank God my POS is a non-plugin type. No whale sounds, just a lisp


Now, on electric cars, does a sound system significantly decrease your range?

 

[LargeOrangeFont]

Nope. Still doesn't answer my question.

Yes or no are the only acceptable answers.

Or....

I don't know?

That would work too.

No it is in mustangs not trucks

 

[Chili Palmer]

If I had an electric car, dammit, I’d want it to sound like an electric car. I’d want it to sound like the Jetson’s car.

 

[Backlash]

Raptor. WAFJ.

My co-worker has one and thought he was a badass until I smoked him in my 18 year old naturally-aspirated Silverado. Rookie! His truck reminds me of a battery powered Milwaukee dust blower. Not even enough power to be classified as a leaf blower.

 

[500bbc]

Dodge's new electric car with fake exhaust noise from speakers, fake shift feel via motor control.....

Just like fake meat, if real meat is so bad why you trying so hard to make this shit taste and look like it.

Hopefully we look back at this shit like the Pontiac Aztec in 10 years... If you are gonna make an electric car just make it, don't try to shoe horn it into a muscle car's body.

And i have nothing against electric cars, this is just gay.

Does it come with a built in leather clad drivers seat butt plug?

 

[TimeBandit]

It's a joke right? I mean, they are not really going to build/sell this thing are they?

 

[pronstar]

Now, on electric cars, does a sound system significantly decrease your range?

If this is a serious question…
Not really, especially compared to things like HVAC and drivetrain.

For an EV, we’re more concerned with mass and packaging than power consumption. Our Class D amps are remarkably efficient.