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This guy has had me thinking for a few hours after watching this.

If some of my favorite singers would stop fucking dying, that would be great. Charlie was one of the GOATs of Texas country music. He was a boater as well. Ran out of Houston and loved to fish for big dogs.

This one's going to sting a bit as he was the blueprint and the compass of a large chunk of my life, especially down here in Florida. Full sails Jimmy.

We're back in Italy for the summer and spotted this in the Amalfi Coast. There are some biiiig yachts anchored offshore.

A Texan, A Floridian, and a Californian all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. The Texan asks to call Dallas and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost...

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It's driving me crazy! It's my 2003 F-250. Do I need a new prop? FYI, CD player works fine, I paused it for the video. The sounds is the same, every 10 seconds, regardless of engine RPM.

I got inspired by LuckyStike years ago and started customizing whatever swag with the boat logo. Buddy who likes to go on my boat and in that business hooks me up. Hats, koozies, sun shirts, stickers, can openers, key chains. I'm thinking cutting board, towels, cooler tops (deck pad), deck pad...

So there I was on the couch this morning moments after waking up. I start hearing all sorts of noises coming from where the door to the garage is. I know my wife and son are asleep. Some motherfucker is in my garage! I ninja my way back into the bedroom to grab the heat. Charge, safety off...

Did you hear about the new movie Disney is making? It's about a transgender whale. It's called "Maybe Dic"

People around me know that I can't hear very well, so when the Italians are talking low, I put my finger to my ear and wiggle it like "speak up". My friend Pietro, tells me that's Italian hand language for "I'm gay", so I've been trying to listen to everyone, and giving off the wrong signal...

I had 2 weeks of work vacation I had to use or lose it, so for the stupid low price of $377, I got a round trip out of Miami to Rome and went to our house in Italy to work on my wine celler some more, put a fire under my builders ass, and strip and finish god knows how old doors back to it's...