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  1. Ratso

    Some Females Have Balls...

    There this chick, hairstylist, loves to have a good time, true knockout, the closest thing to a female version of me that anyone has ever met. We've never dated, it would probably end up like a UFC fight, we love each other but pull no punches, she is brutal toward dudes, they may get her where...
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    I don't get here much... you know, facebook and life...

    I guess I,ve been around awhile... Early 2000s... I came across HotBoat, then Havasu Barney, RiverRat Life, it took me away from everything, life, drama, another divorce... Met some good people over the years, and lost. A lot of them probably thought my stories were bs, they really didn't know...
  3. Ratso

    The 5 1/2 Degrees Of Separation...

    Smoky Hazy Bars... Is It The Personality... Or The Store Bought Tits For Once That Somebody Else Actually Paid For... Finally The Sun Trickles Through The Shades... As Your Eyes Adjust To The Spinning Blades Of The Ceiling Fan... You Reach Over To Feel If Anyone Is Still Laying There... As The...
  4. Ratso

    Damnit...

    Kinda miss this place... Sometimes life will take you away from things... Lotta good times here and back in the Hot Boat days... Trying to get a bodybuilding lady friend of mine on here that is in Newport Beach... Likes the sun and boats... and she's blonde... : )
  5. Ratso

    Those Crazy Nights In Central Texas

    For years I have been trying to stay away from things that get me into trouble. Haven't learned with the women yet but hey, you can't win em all. I did in fact though one night, many years ago when I was making some really stupid decisions and learning lessons, decide I would never buy another...
  6. Ratso

    Sorry but I rarely get over here anymore...

    I'm kinda sticking with facebook since I have so many friends that get involved in the same bs as I do... so none of em are ever calling bullshit on my stories... Still working on that book though... Oh well, here's some of the stuff going on out my direction... It was dark cold winter...
  7. Ratso

    The Ex Fiance...

    I remember the first time I ever laid eyes on her, about ten years ago. Brandi... I think she was 18 then and using a fake ID to get in the bars... Absolutely stunning. I'd see her from time to time, not too often, maybe once or twice a year if I was lucky. She went on with her life and I went...
  8. Ratso

    So...

    Ya'll did away with the chick forum? River Divas I think? :headscratch: I just noticed the smilies too...
  9. Ratso

    1/4 Mile Boat Drag

    I was wondering, such as a place like Firebird Raceway, how long of a stretch of water would you need to have to include staging, the 1/4 mile, and the shutdown area. I was thinking a 1/2 mile. Does anyone know?
  10. Ratso

    Arrested be... the FBI :)

    Anti-Terrorist And Monetary Crimes Division FBI Headquarters, Washington, D.C. Federal Bureau Of Investigation J.Edgar Hoover Building 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Attention:Honorable Beneficiary, This is to inform you that it has come to the notice of...
  11. Ratso

    Brisket... or... Brisquet?

    Okay, most here know I was a spelling bee champ once upon a time many many years ago. I've seen this both ways, but is one correct or incorrect? I pulled it up on Wiki and it is Brisket, yet there are cookbooks, etc all over the place that spell it Brisquet... Help me out here...
  12. Ratso

    Hated To See Them Go...

    Well, I sold my race motor and everything else off my HydroStream a few months ago... Keeping the boat in storage but I doubt I'll ever rig it up again. I just can't bring myself to part with it. I kind of hated to see the rest of it go... Last night, a good friend of mine called me up. He has...
  13. Ratso

    Flipped A Boat...

    Has anyone here ever flipped... barrel-rolled... crashed a boat. I've been fairly lucky over the years. I have one friend that we rigged up a HydroStream for back in the eighties... We put a 2.6 on it. The guy had no seat time whatsoever in this boat. Last he remembered, he was seeing around 85...
  14. Ratso

    I hear these types are easy to spot...

    Apparently it's a little easier to bottom out... http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/entertainment/brazilian-supermodel-lea-t-ready-for-sex-change_100405437.html
  15. Ratso

    Seen these guys?

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38502099/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts
  16. Ratso

    The Assassin...

    http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Former-Oakland-Raiders-All-Pro-safety-Jack-Tatum-dies-at-61-072710?GT1=39002
  17. Ratso

    Really Kinda Pi##ed Off Right Now...

    My cousin, who was a Waco PD Cop recently was deployed over to Afghanistan. He has always had some of the baddest cars around and we went through his jet boat the past two years. He built a 750HP 454 and we redid this boat completely. Nothing was left untouched. He remarried his ex wife maybe a...
  18. Ratso

    Big Bad John...

    http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=505764&GT1=28102
  19. Ratso

    Jetboaters lol

    The jetboat on Craigslist thread got me thinking... Way back when we used to run the drags, my bud bought a jetboat. The first local race of the year, he signed up and ran... a whopping 55 mph. :rolleyes: He decided he was going to spank us all at the next race, after we harassed him so much...
  20. Ratso

    They Just Fixed The Oil Spill...

    They put a wedding ring around the pipe and it quit putting out...
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