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The grafficness puts Sam Peckinpah movies to shame.

I came across a movie that looked interesting, it takes place in Finland at the final days of WWII - a guy who is prospecting for gold finds a mother lode and needs to cash it in, but the nearest bank is almost 600 miles away. On his way he passes a nazi troop of men, a tank, and a covered...

No, that’s gay!

Yeah, fuck Bud Light!

Like it was said earlier, the cars are just about unusable - the cars with the hydraulics ride like shit. I was coming back from the river on a Sunday going through Beaumont and saw a few cars cruising about 65 (barely) and now I know why they drive so slow - it’s because the suspensions can’t...

You probably didn’t tell the snakes “Don’t”, did you?

What are all you domesticated inmates using to suck up dirt around the abode? We got suckered in to buying a Tri Star canister vac about 25 years ago, it’s still going strong, but it’s heavy and cumbersome to use, especially on the stairs. I’m looking for a lightweight unit that sucks well (as...

Nobody ever posted any pics of Gina Lollobrigida - she was sexy as hell as Esmeralda the Gypsy girl in The Hunchback Of Notre Dame. Anne Baxter from The Ten Commandments was pretty banging at the time.

I guess I should have invested that $5k in Apple in 1985, then I could hang with this crowd.

That’s one way to make sure the perp isn’t gong to fire back - ventilate as much as possible.

Mustang Mach 150

You know the democrats were all on cahoots with Fraudci and the drug companies making these injections - I’m sure a portion of all those funds going to the drug companies were skimmed right off the top and into the pockets of the top democrats like Pelosi, Schumer, Schiff, Nadler, and everyone’s...

I see what you did there. 😆

Maybe he was doing a reenactment of the Pink Floyd Cover of Wish You Were Here but couldn’t find anyone to shake hands before things started to go sideways.

I’ve been working on my ZZ Top beard for the last 3 years and it won’t grow any longer than just above my boobs. I planned on keeping it until my son’s fiancée pointed an old guy with a long beard and said that he looks like he could be my brother. I don’t think I look that old, but I guess...

Are her mom and dad her aunt and uncle too? That may be the problem here.

Triple axle trailer - baller.

That looks like the ingredients they put in those Covid booster shots that wreak havoc on your DNA and will leave you looking like Chet from Weird Science in the kitchen scene.