[SOLD] 1988 Howard River Cruiser

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Posting this for a friend. If interested, contact Bryan (714) 336 8393

21' 1988 blown river cruiser, fresh 540 bbc, fresh drive, huge stereo, boat is ready to go. 1271 blower, dominator carbs, aluminum heads, chiller, all top notch stuff. 1 hour of run time since everything has been gone thru. $25,000.00

 

[Deven45]

What type of speed dose that thing run

 

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What type of speed dose that thing run

Great question. But I'm not sure, since the recent re-fresh of the motor and drive. Send him a text.

 

[Carrera205]

This boat is beautiful. I wish.

 

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This will make a great stocking stuffer!!! Treat yourself. Your wife said so.

 

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Imagine running this classic on the strip. Rent a house in the keys, run to Fox's. I'm getting light headed just thinking about it.

Let's get this bad bitch sold.

 

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Now that Christmas is over, it's time. Time to return those unwanted gifts you've received and get the cash. Then call my buddy Bryan (number is in the 1st post) and purchase the gift you really wanted. The gift of floating freedom. Imagine ripping up and down the river in the ultimate non Schiada river cruiser. Hair (or what's left) flowing in the wind. Blasting some solid tunes by Air Supply. Summer's almost here.




He might also accept EBT.

 

[Carrera205]

TTT

Now that Christmas is over, it's time. Time to return those unwanted gifts you've received and get the cash. Then call my buddy Bryan (number is in the 1st post) and purchase the gift you really wanted. The gift of floating freedom. Imagine ripping up and down the river in the ultimate non Schiada river cruiser. Hair (or what's left) flowing in the wind. Blasting some solid tunes by Air Supply. Summer's almost here.




He might also accept EBT.

I want this boat so bad. I have had my rental property for sale for the last few months and talked the wife into purchasing it with some of the cash we would make off of the sale. No dice tho and it looks like Ill have to rent out the property again. The market seems to be slowing down. Whoever buys this classic is a lucky bastard.

 

[Dansblown73Nordic]

TTT

Now that Christmas is over, it's time. Time to return those unwanted gifts you've received and get the cash. Then call my buddy Bryan (number is in the 1st post) and purchase the gift you really wanted. The gift of floating freedom. Imagine ripping up and down the river in the ultimate non Schiada river cruiser. Hair (or what's left) flowing in the wind. Blasting some solid tunes by Air Supply. Summer's almost here.




He might also accept EBT.

One of the best lines ever...lmao Hair (or what's left) flowing in the wind. Blasting some solid tunes by Air Supply. Summer's almost here.

 

[River Runnin]

What type of speed dose that thing run

Geeze!! Everything on here does at least 100mph!

 

[Deven45]

Geeze!! Everything on here does at least 100mph!

I thought that was only jet boats that went that fast

 

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Geeze!! Everything on here does at least 100mph!

Speed numbers were sooooo 2019.

Boats like this aren't built for speed. Although, with enough silver bullets, or perhaps a nice schlitz or colt 45, this bad boy can do light speed. Or if you're a spaceballs fan, Ludicrous speed.

 

[t&y]

Great looking boat.

 

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Now that the boat show is over, are you hungover from looking at all new hardware? Did you buy a new boat? If you did, congrats. If you didn't because of the prices, have I got great news for you. The baddest mofo of HEY LAM's is still available and is right here in this thread. And it's..........AFFORDABLE. Don't let the baddest NON Schiada River Cruiser pass you by. Blow the dust off your wallet and call Bryan. His number is in post numero uno.

 

[AZLineman]

I wish

 

[lenmann]

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Dude, if your'e not writing copy for a major PR or Marketing firm you need to be! Gotta believe this really cool boats going to sell soon.

 

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I'm happy to report, this beautiful river cruiser has found another hitch to call it's own. Not all 2" balls can say they've found the perfect match. But this particular one has. It was a perfect fit.

If you happen to see it cruising the strip or on the Lake, feel free to say "Fuck, I like that boat and should have bought it." Then throw your hand high in the air, giving a nice gentle wave to the new owners, as you softly grimace a slight smile and crying tears of pain like the Indian in the old littering commercials. You know the guy.

Thank you to everyone who followed along and added to this post.

 

[legene702]

I'm happy to report, this beautiful river cruiser has found another hitch to call it's own. Not all 2" balls can say they've found the perfect match. But this particular one has. It was a perfect fit.

If you happen to see it cruising the strip or on the Lake, feel free to say "Fuck, I like that boat and should have bought it." Then throw your hand high in the air, giving a nice gentle wave to the new owners, as you softly grimace a slight smile and crying tears of pain like the Indian in the old littering commercials. You know the guy.

Thank you to everyone who followed along and added to this post.

dude you are a riot!! Yes it did find a good home I have a bad ass B-max upper and Imco lower that is going on it as we speak. possibly a new set of CMI headers as well.

 

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dude you are a riot!! Yes it did find a good home I have a bad ass B-max upper and Imco lower that is going on it as we speak. possibly a new set of CMI headers as well.

Badass!! You've wasted NO time turning wrenches. I love it. Actually, I'm more impressed that fucking truck made it home. LOL And you're a crazy nut for throwing caution into the wind and driving that beast across the vast mojave.