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***2019 RDP Weight Loss Challenge***

5oclocksomewhere

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My diet is starting today which is good for you fuckers. I will still do the official weigh in on Tuesday. Friday I got all drunk and before I went to bed I noticed I had no ankles I had Kanckles "not good". Not sure what caused it other than something in my body warning me enough is enough. Stopped drink now and not sure when or if I will even start back up. My weight currently is at 247.8 the heaviest I have ever been I'm my life. After Friday nights little scare you start thinking about your kids and wanting to be there for them. I know my drinking has been out of hand for the last few years but damn that shit has had a hold on me. This might have been the scare I needed. Ankles have seem to been subsiding so hopefully it was a temporary deal. Wife wants me to go In for a physical which I am. You all better just send your money directly to me. Lol!
 

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no i weighed 209 .roadrunner french toast bitches will get you every time
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Weight Loss Program:

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."

He lost 33 lbs that week..

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whatever, 4 years ago i weighed 320 so bite me
I wasn't trying to be critical, I've been there, done that(the yo-yo thing)
I too was 310+ a couple years ago, been holding around 207-215 since around Summer 2018. Gave up a majority of comfort foods late summer 2017 but mostly cut out sugar and carbs.
I got zero interest in biting anything of yours.o_O
 
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Hey new to the forum. My buddy Mark/ 5oclock somewhere told me about the group and challenge. Wanted to get in on the action, lose some weight, take your money, and become part of the RDP community.

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My diet is starting today which is good for you fuckers. I will still do the official weigh in on Tuesday. Friday I got all drunk and before I went to bed I noticed I had no ankles I had Kanckles "not good". Not sure what caused it other than something in my body warning me enough is enough. Stopped drink now and not sure when or if I will even start back up. My weight currently is at 247.8 the heaviest I have ever been I'm my life. After Friday nights little scare you start thinking about your kids and wanting to be there for them. I know my drinking has been out of hand for the last few years but damn that shit has had a hold on me. This might have been the scare I needed. Ankles have seem to been subsiding so hopefully it was a temporary deal. Wife wants me to go In for a physical which I am. You all better just send your money directly to me. Lol!
That's called edema. Get that checked out pronto please.

Good luck everyone on the diets.
 

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Hey new to the forum. My buddy Mark/ 5oclock somewhere told me about the group and challenge. Wanted to get in on the action, lose some weight, take your money, and become part of the RDP community.

Arizona Pirate

I like this guy already. Translated first post: "Hey fuckers, I know an inmate so I'm grandfathered in. Look forward to the camaraderie, now give me your money." Maybe @mobldj doubled down on profiles?

I've ran at 175-180 for the past 5 years so I don't have any left over skin in the game. Before that I weighed 210 following breaking my legs independently 2 years to the day apart. Best of luck to you guys and hope you can make it stick.
 

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I like this guy already. Translated first post: "Hey fuckers, I know an inmate so I'm grandfathered in. Look forward to the camaraderie, now give me your money." Maybe @mobldj doubled down on profiles?

I've ran at 175-180 for the past 5 years so I don't have any left over skin in the game. Before that I weighed 210 following breaking my legs independently 2 years to the day apart. Best of luck to you guys and hope you can make it stick.
nope im not in officially.posted pics already last week,unless ive got a double.haha
 

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I like this guy already. Translated first post: "Hey fuckers, I know an inmate so I'm grandfathered in. Look forward to the camaraderie, now give me your money." Maybe @mobldj doubled down on profiles?

I've ran at 175-180 for the past 5 years so I don't have any left over skin in the game. Before that I weighed 210 following breaking my legs independently 2 years to the day apart. Best of luck to you guys and hope you can make it stick.

Lol! I've know Patrick/ArizonaPirate long enough to know that his $100 is up for grabs for the rest of us. Once a week I will just drop buy his house with a 30 pack of CL and a pizza and derail his ass. The more money in the pot the better.
 

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Lol! I've know Patrick/ArizonaPirate long enough to know that his $100 is up for grabs for the rest of us. Once a week I will just drop buy his house with a 30 pack of CL and a pizza and derail his ass. The more money in the pot the better.

Way to keep it interesting, ha!
 

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I’m in. Already paid up, and sending pics tomorrow
 

RiverDave

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I think I would have actually had a chance this year if I hadn’t gone to the doc in Dec.. lol. I’m down 12 lbs already without even trying yet.
 

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I’m in and paid. Need accountability. I started last week on my own and I’m down 6 already [emoji1749]‍[emoji3603][emoji23] Damnit



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Here is what I have accounted for at this time. Clock is ticking!!

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So this is my first year...I know it starts tomorrow but are we taking the pictures tonight or tomorrow? I saw something about the night before?
 

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I’m in sent payment today. Will post up tmmrw!! Let’s do this
 

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I'm in. I don't think I can win this based on the amount I have to lose but I could use the jump start to continue my journey. I'll send money tonight Joe.
 

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Man I was a little worried with the lack of interest lately but this really seems to be shaping up... Had homemade tacos tonight for a little bulking up. Joe your putting the password up in the morning for pics in the weigh in tomorrow correct?
 

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So this is my first year...I know it starts tomorrow but are we taking the pictures tonight or tomorrow? I saw something about the night before?

In the past Joe post a password the day of and it has to be written on a piece of paper in your weigh in pics.
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Joe - what time will the password be posted? Gotta leave house by 5 tomorrow morning lol. Wanna weigh in before I’m gone for the day
 

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Word for tomorrow is RDSUX2019


We will keep the challenge open until midnight tomorrow.

Please PayPal or message me how you're going to pay before midnight tomorrow.



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Day 0... let's go!
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Joe - what time will the password be posted? Gotta leave house by 5 tomorrow morning lol. Wanna weigh in before I’m gone for the day

Of course my computer dies TO
i cant play because you said i cant,but im gonna kick all your asses.makes me a loser winner.lol.good luck fkers.

I'm sure you could secure some side action...
 

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Good Luck to all of you!

Push through the pain and always keep the benefits at the forefront to not give up!

In the end you will all look back and see how it was all worth it.
 

Boschma

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And starting at left tackle.......
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What a fat fuck I am!! Heaviest I have ever been in my life! At least most of you guys carry it well. I'm a 6'4" bean pole with a big belly.
 
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