Adult things not to do

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Well I’m 32 and I just shit my pants at work....

 

[BlowMe]

Well I’m 32 and I just shit my pants at work....

Lmao well hopefully you got to go home early atleast

 

[JD D05]

Well I’m 32 and I just shit my pants at work....

I would sue the shit out of them.

 

[pronstar]

Look at the bright side:
It’s better than someone else shitting in your pants [emoji106]


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[oldschool]

And you don’t have to shit anymore.

 

[4Waters]

Well I’m 32 and I just shit my pants at work....

It's not a fart!

I got drunk and pissed the bed when I was roughly 28

 

[Carlson-jet]

Dave will change your screen name to $hart if you want. LOL..

 

[JD D05]

Look at the bright side:
It’s better than someone else shitting in your pants [emoji106]


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Or on yore face

 

[Mandelon]

It happens.

 

[WhatExit?]

Well I’m 32 and I just shit my pants at work....

Depends

Oh, nevermind - different thread

 

[grumpy88]

Lol ! That's awsome !!

 

[DWC]

Got the stomach flu that’s going around? May or may not have cost a friend a pair of tidies in the last couple months.

 

[707dog]

shit happens

 

[gqchris]

Lol. Did you throw your shitted drawers in the trash and continue the work day? Thats what the experts do.

 

[jeteater1]

Never trust a fart. As you get older shit happens. Lol

 

[4Waters]

Well I’m 32 and I just shit my pants at work....

There's 2 more things you need to know

 

[rivermobster]

Never trust a fart. As you get older shit happens. Lol

This!

 

[TeamGreene]

Lol. Did you throw your shitted drawers in the trash and continue the work day? Thats what the experts do.

Been there done that!

 

[SoCalDave]

That's sounds like a shitty deal.
Did once at Lowes, associate ask me if she could help me find anything and I replied "restrooms please".

 

[HNL2LHC]

Damn that sucks more than River Dave

 

[nrbr]

Ditch the chonies and soldier on!

 

[copterzach]

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[Fun Times]

You wouldn't of had a problem had you been in the San Francisco area.

 

[welldigger00]

Lol! My cousin Brian has shit himself on a few occasions. The first was teeing of on a golf course, right in the middle of his backswing. Pricesless He went into the club house bathroom and was standing at the sink with no pants or chonies on washing his pants in the sink. Another great one was when he was shopping with his Olady and shit himself and didn’t want to tell his Olady because they were just dating, and didn’t want to freak her out. So he went into the changing room in the store they were at while his chick was trying on clothes and dropped trow, wiped up with his tee shirt and put his nasty clothes in a purse that was for sale on the clothes rack. His brother is a paramedic and shit himself on a ride in an ambulance and blamed it on the patient!


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[Flying_Lavey]

I found out you do not want to be working on a refrigeration rack on a Target roof when feeling a little..... "Off". The shitter is LONG way away.

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[4Waters]

You wouldn't of had a problem had you been in the San Francisco area.

True story

 

[wallnutz]

I had to send a guy home from a job site after he shit himself, then continued to work with shit running down his leg. Told me he cleaned up the best he could and needed the hours.

 

[JDKRXW]

Well I’m 32 and I just shit my pants at work....

I've got bad news for you.
If you thought you were past shit'n your pants at 32 ... I see a lot more disappointment in your future.

 

[jbird]

You haven’t lived until you’ve shit pants

 

[Uncle Dave]

Nothing quite so eye opening as a fart with a "lump" in it....

UD

 

[rivermobster]

I've got bad news for you.
If you thought you were past shit'n your pants at 32 ... I see a lot more disappointment in your future.

I really did lol at this!!!

 

[Go-Fly]

Well I’m 32 and I just shit my pants at work....

Less taco's and more fiber.

 

[SBMech]

This is a shitty thread....

 

[cofooter]

Rule #1 about shitting your pants, don't tell the internet you shit your pants.

 

[River Runnin]

Never trust a fart. As you get older shit happens. Lol

And that's no shit!!

 

[monkeyswrench]

Working on lids, you may have to come down a 40ft ladder to get to the porta-john. A shart gets all kinds of interesting...it's tough to clench, and make it down the ladder.


Those roach coach breakfast burritos...like draino

 

[4Waters]

This thread is fukn hilarious, I'm laughing so hard!

 

[mjc]

This thread is fukn hilarious, I'm laughing so hard!

Well be careful you don't want to lol and cause you to shit your psnts.

 

[brianwhiteboy]

Look on the bright side...

 

[blue wonder]

We got this sign for my father in law for Christmas

 

[buck35]

This thread is fukn hilarious, I'm laughing so hard!

We're all laughing because we've been there . Those that haven't will...

 

[The Prisoner]

Do skid marks count? As they say around here a lot...... asking for a friend. ​

 

[4Waters]

Do skid marks count? As they say around here a lot...... asking for a friend. ​

What do you have against @SKIDMARC LOL

 

[Dalton]

did it not too long ago lol...I was free balling that day also. Also shit myself in the drive through of a Castenedas, it was the culmination of a week long Castanedas binge

 

[4Waters]

I about crapped my pants on my way home from work on Monday, I took a detour to dad's house as it was 2 miles closer, yeah that close

 

[Kachina26]

I’ve been accused of that on more than one occasion.

 

[DLC]

Nothing quite so eye opening as a fart with a "lump" in it....

UD

don’t forget the juice and the pulp.... said a good friend of mine...

 

[DaveC]

Sometimes I wish I could shit

 

[4Waters]

 

[The Prisoner]

Hope it doesn't come to this for you slackers..............
https://detroit.cbslocal.com/2019/1...top-workers-from-taking-long-bathroom-breaks/