Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner?

[SoCalDave]

How to tell if someone is a Republican, a Democrat, or just a Southerner.
This little test will help you decide:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you…
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 chambered in .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! What is a Kimber 1911 and what does .45 ACP mean?
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior?
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing!
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Republican’s Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner’s Answer:
BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click…..
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
Click.
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Speer Gold Dots or Federal Premium hollow points?!”
Son: “Can I shoot the next one?!”
Wife: “You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!”

 

[rivermobster]

LoL!

 

[LazyLavey]

 

[Carrera205]

Im a Californian so I can only shoot him 10 times before I have to reload.


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[4Waters]

Republican with a splash of redne......southerner

 

[DeltaSigBoater]

MAGA

 

[HocusPocus]

That's funny and I actually carry a Kimber .45 ACP

 

[Go-Fly]

.45 ACP, because size matters.

 

[Headless hula]

That's funny and I actually carry a Kimber .45 ACP

They are "art" in my eyes. Beautiful pieces.

 

[TITTIES AND BEER]

Im a Californian so I can only shoot him 10 times before I have to reload.


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[SBMech]

I self-identify as a heathen...part redneck, part greaser/all metal!

I can promise I have put more lead downrange than gallons of gas in the multiple vehicles I have owned throughout life....