Ass Man

[LazyLavey]

Had my routine molestation today..

While I was waiting the thought entered my mind, who would want to be a proctologist when there are so many other specialty practices?

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the Dr but just don't get why...

 

[HOOTER SLED-]

Closet homos....you made his day. Giggity...

 

[Tank]

LL: Yo doc take off your ring!

Dr: Ring? That’s my watch!

Buddum dum chi

 

[SHOCKtheMONKEY]

understood...

 

[napanutt]

Had my routine molestation today..

While I was waiting the thought entered my mind, who would want to be a proctologist when there are so many other specialty practices?

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the Dr but just don't get why...

How about a urologist? I had the scope thingy a few months ago. Doogie Howser looking doctor almost seemed like he enjoyed my squirming during the procedure.

 

[240Hallett]

OP Made me think of this license plate hanging in my favorite bar in the Caribbean.

Supposedly belong to Jerry Seinfeld.

 

[240Hallett]

And BTW I just had my camera invasion last week.

 

[4Waters]

OP Made me think of this license plate hanging in my favorite bar in the Caribbean. View attachment 1147527
Supposedly belong to Jerry Seinfeld.

MUF DVR?

 

[240Hallett]

MUF DVR?

ASS MAN

 

[HNL2LHC]

MUF DVR?

More like MUD DVR talk here…..

 

[4Waters]

ASS MAN

I saw it. LOL

 

[SHOCKtheMONKEY]

Had my routine molestation today..

While I was waiting the thought entered my mind, who would want to be a proctologist when there are so many other specialty practices?

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the Dr but just don't get why...

That's nothing. I had my ass spread apart and then they took 12 samples of my prostate with a big ass needle. Six months later they robotically ripped it out through my wallet...Lol
Thank goodness my surgeon was top notch, as I still function normally minus the money shot...
Another month or two later it would have been a different story.

Get your blood test checked during your physical's guys.
And get a physical yearly.

 

[thedan]

 

[Gelcoater]

I’ve not done it yet.
Last time at the Dr office he was (for the 3rd time) telling me I “need” to have this done, yesterday.

Never seen a more perplexed and at the same time amused face when I told him to just do it now. Because you’re half way there already.

 

[Gelcoater]

 

[Mikemo_SDS]

That’s nothing! I pissed a little blood once after a getting kicked in the nuts by my son on accident and had to have a camera stuck up my little buddy! Ackward, especially when the nurse that got me prepped was pretty new and nervous!

 

[HNL2LHC]

That’s nothing! I pissed a little blood once after a getting kicked in the nuts by my son on accident and had to have a camera stuck up my little buddy! Ackward, especially when the nurse that got me prepped was pretty new and nervous!

I think that I’d rather have your scenario. When I went in for my vasectomy the nurse that prep’d me was more than willing to do the deed. Too bad for him he was not my type.

 

[Ziggy]

Not afraid to say that I am.

 

[WhatExit?]

Had my routine molestation

"Routine molestation" noted

 

[ibelio]

That’s nothing! I pissed a little blood once after a getting kicked in the nuts by my son on accident and had to have a camera stuck up my little buddy! Ackward, especially when the nurse that got me prepped was pretty new and nervous!

doctor says to wiggle your toes not fun

 

[HubbaHubbaLife]

I tell my guy to dim the lights and turn up the Sinatra if we gotta do this, lets do it right!

 

[LazyLavey]

I tell my guy to dim the lights and turn up the Sinatra if we gotta do this, lets do it right!

and light a candle or 2

 

[bonesfab]

Found a pic of when I was younger.

 

[port austin pirate]

Pete Bs next choice after politician, figured he could bend a lot more people over as a Democrat politician