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So yesterday I’m taking the kitchen trash to the outside trash bin. I walk out my front door and a Honda Civic is pulling into my driveway.
I thought it was an Amazon driver for a second until I see the Bernie decals on each window, weird. Now my curiosity is bouncing off the rev limiter...
A middle aged woman is sitting in the passenger seat and begins exiting once she notices me standing with a bag of trash at the front of their car giving them a look that I’m sure conveyed I was perturbed.
She looks like a Bernie mascot with all the Bernie garb and Bernie trinkets she was sporting. I took a good look at the driver to be sure Fidel Castro hadn’t risen from the dead and found himself driving her to supporters homes on their way to vacation in Venezuela.
Turns out the Bern supporter was looking for my sister in law. Makes sense as my SIL is mid 30’s and has never had a job longer than a month. She lived with me for a short while but didn’t last long as I quickly realized she acted more like a squatter than she did a family member.
This is where it became hilarious...
I told her I kicked my SIL out of my house a year ago because she feels she’s too good to have a job. The Bern supporters eyes are as wide as saucers and it’s like I touched her right in the fucking feels for being so matter of fact in my response.
She begins looking at her clipboard nervously. She’s not writing anything and not really reading anything either. It’s like she wants to ask me something but it’s a conflict for her to do so. It’s like she’s frozen until she musters up the ability to ask whatever it is she’s pained with asking.
Then she asks the closing question...
“Are you a Democrat?”
Without missing a beat and as I’m standing under the American flag that flies proudly in front of my house everyday. I look up at the flag, look at her, look at my flag, look back at her and respond...
“What do you think?”
She responded, “thank you for your time and have a nice weekend.” Lmao
I will say she was very polite and I could tell she naturally wasn’t comfortable socially interacting with strangers. Fidel Castro never left the drivers seat and sped off before the woman had her door shut all the way so he’s likely as socially awkward as she was.
My wife asks me who I was talking to in the driveway when I walk back inside. I tell her it was Bernie and Fidel Castro. She then asks me if I was polite and my response was, “yes dear!”, like the good husband I am.
Have a great Monday peeps. MAGA[emoji106]
I thought it was an Amazon driver for a second until I see the Bernie decals on each window, weird. Now my curiosity is bouncing off the rev limiter...
A middle aged woman is sitting in the passenger seat and begins exiting once she notices me standing with a bag of trash at the front of their car giving them a look that I’m sure conveyed I was perturbed.
She looks like a Bernie mascot with all the Bernie garb and Bernie trinkets she was sporting. I took a good look at the driver to be sure Fidel Castro hadn’t risen from the dead and found himself driving her to supporters homes on their way to vacation in Venezuela.
Turns out the Bern supporter was looking for my sister in law. Makes sense as my SIL is mid 30’s and has never had a job longer than a month. She lived with me for a short while but didn’t last long as I quickly realized she acted more like a squatter than she did a family member.
This is where it became hilarious...
I told her I kicked my SIL out of my house a year ago because she feels she’s too good to have a job. The Bern supporters eyes are as wide as saucers and it’s like I touched her right in the fucking feels for being so matter of fact in my response.
She begins looking at her clipboard nervously. She’s not writing anything and not really reading anything either. It’s like she wants to ask me something but it’s a conflict for her to do so. It’s like she’s frozen until she musters up the ability to ask whatever it is she’s pained with asking.
Then she asks the closing question...
“Are you a Democrat?”
Without missing a beat and as I’m standing under the American flag that flies proudly in front of my house everyday. I look up at the flag, look at her, look at my flag, look back at her and respond...
“What do you think?”
She responded, “thank you for your time and have a nice weekend.” Lmao
I will say she was very polite and I could tell she naturally wasn’t comfortable socially interacting with strangers. Fidel Castro never left the drivers seat and sped off before the woman had her door shut all the way so he’s likely as socially awkward as she was.
My wife asks me who I was talking to in the driveway when I walk back inside. I tell her it was Bernie and Fidel Castro. She then asks me if I was polite and my response was, “yes dear!”, like the good husband I am.
Have a great Monday peeps. MAGA[emoji106]
