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rmarion

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rvrrat350

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A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman"

She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."
Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.
“And, by the way," the teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
 

4Waters

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Truth to this one. Your heart rate starts going up as you roll through the bleach box, then increases more when you set the line lock and start your burnout, it starts pounding as you stage and when you take your foot off the brake/clutch/transbrake it's like your heart get a shot of nitrous. FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!
 

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Can’t wait for the presidential debate
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Flying_Lavey

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I see lots of people alone driving their cars with masks on. I'm like WTF, you are alone in the car!!!!!
Or with the same gloves they were just shopping in the store with and I'm guessing will be the same until they get all the groceries inside the house and close the front door and trunk.

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